What's perfect scam thats guaranteed to get you lots of money?

What's perfect scam thats guaranteed to get you lots of money?

a job

A computer science degree

Hows a job a scam? Learn how to read dweeb.

Please give me your and your grandma's name and phono no. and I'll let her know

wew, this is a good one.

huh?

Create a "new" cryptocoin with whitepaper and such things.
Use gpl code from existing coins and minor modifications.
ICO + marketing + shilling
Premine, reap the benefits and abandon ship

youre the one getting scammed and you make money. you think you're making out too, since you get paid, so its literally perfect for the scammer

you're selling a large part of your one and only life here, you decide if it is or not. either way, you are guaranteed make money, which is what you want

Best of all, you get free shilling from people who have bought in and have too much pride to admit that they goofed

damn that sounds like me...

Yes im sick of being wage slave overworked for $10/hr. I had existential crisis at work and im never working retail again. Please there must be another way to earn money in this world than working 12hrs 6 days a week for pennies.

african booty scratcher.

am i on /b/ or Veeky Forums

>10/hr
You shouldn't have dropped out of high school

Bcash bi-weekly pump & dump

i graduated outta hs years ago

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>bLittrex

Being a NEET.

an ICO

...

>hey police, all my neo were stolen by bLttrex
>Uhm excuse me sir, your what were stolen by what?

Also pic related was pretty amusing. Can't be arsed to crop the screen.

Start your own coin with a premine.

Ayyy I did it.
Only making 70k.
What did I do wrong?

Shooting yourself in the head. Faggot.

holy shit, that's honestly impressive

>mfw that user rolls up to Thanksgiving in a new car and tells his boomer granddad he ripped someone off on a Cambodian rune deciphering forum

lmao that was smooth of OP, wish i was that sly

I don't really believe this one. You can clearly see when you load the 0x OTC that it will tell your from the JSON what is getting traded for what, I think someone just did it to themselves to generate some awareness.