What was the smallest reason something big happened?

What was the smallest reason something big happened?

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>semen
>Hitler

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Gavrilo Princip deciding to go get a sandwich and bumping into the Archduke

haha I remember learning that in history class.

A guy sneezed on some natives, all of them died.

we got the romans to crucify some blasphemous nobody for us, but now da goyim won't shut up about him

The King of Hungary chose a shoddy chair.

barbarossa falling off his horse

>William III of England died in 1702 from injuries received after his horse tripped on a molehill.
>Because his horse had stumbled into a mole's burrow, many Jacobites toasted "the little gentleman in the black velvet waistcoat."

>What was the smallest reason something big happened?

Someone told Earth a burning bush said go forth and commit genocide.

youtube.com/watch?v=LWCKHtZTOuw

Some minerals bumping into each other creating life.

The French king didn't like the tone of a letter and declared war on Germany. France lost and the German Empire was born.

Some faggot planted a seed and stuck around long enough for it to grow into something, laying the underpinnings for all of civilization.

War of the Oaken Bucket is the meme answer I suppose.
This question is flawed OP, how are you defining big and small, I doubt anything, even simple historic events happen for one reason. You can give almost anything trivial origins if you try hard enough.

>people actually believe this

>reading the article
>get to the bombing part

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Archduke_Franz_Ferdinand_of_Austria

At 10:10 am,[62] Franz Ferdinand's car approached and Čabrinović threw his bomb. The bomb bounced off the folded back convertible cover into the street.[63] The bomb's timed detonator caused it to explode under the next car, putting that car out of action, leaving a 1-foot-diameter (0.30 m), 6.5-inch-deep (170 mm) crater,[62] and wounding 16–20 people.[64]

Čabrinović swallowed his cyanide pill and jumped into the Miljacka river. Čabrinović's suicide attempt failed, as the cyanide only induced vomiting, and the Miljacka was only 13 cm deep due to the hot, dry summer.[65] Police dragged Čabrinović out of the river, and he was severely beaten by the crowd before being taken into custody.

>10. January 1940
>after a couple drinks at the Garrison Casino in Muenster, Germany, Major Helmuth Reinberger agrees to fly to Cologne with Major Erich Hoenmanns instead of taking the train
>a bit of bad weather brings them off course and force them to crash land in a field in Belgium
>fun fact, Reinberger is a courier and carries detailed and top secret German attack plans for Belgium, D-day is 17. January
>no one got matches, so the fail to burn the documents, Belgian Gendarms catch them, Belgian army gets planes
>Hitler is furious and orders OKH to change plan of operations to Sichelschnitt variant. Until now Schlieffen 2.0 was planed
France and Europe got royally fucked by the Wehrmacht because a German Major rather took a plane instead of the train.
Hitler was real pissed and ordered the two to be shot, but they had a easy time living out the war in a Canadian POW camp.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechelen_incidenta

"I want a sandwich"
*ruins the fucking world*

Elaborate?

Seems like hungarians have a tendency for wacky chairs.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/György_Dózsa

>People still believe this.
Gavrilo intentionally set up in a position he knew the Archduke would travel past after hearing the first assassination attempt failed.

Tell me the story please

An Austrian kike got rejected from art school