Contrarian dogloving faggot who lives in a trash can and masturbates all day

>contrarian dogloving faggot who lives in a trash can and masturbates all day
was he /ourguy/?

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This guy is a bum. Stop worshiping him.

hence why this board worships him

Probably, nice dubs btw. It earned u the bump

>tfw you'll never tell Alexander the Great to stop blocking your fucking sunlight

Kind of surprised that people worship this hobo. He's worth a couple of lols, but he's all tip and no spear. There's no substance to Diogenes, he's a dead end no-hoper who had a terminal case of fail aids. He's the patron saint of designated shitting streets.

Also why is everyone user. Are there multiple retards praising Diogenes, or just one? - Confucius the Platonist

Lols are important. He proved that by being a worthless hobo, he freed himself of societal norms and expectations and verbally BTFO Chads and moralfags like Plato.

True, lols are important.

My favourite Diogenes vs. Plato story:

"Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Here is Plato's man." In consequence of which there was added to the definition, "having broad nails.""

perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.01.0258:book=6:chapter=2

Pretty sure we have all determined who /ourguy/ is by now.

Charlie posting will never die

t. Plato

ARABBBBGGG???? BA RARA!!

If he is really a hobo, why the fuck is he famous? Why does history remember him over any other homeless person? I call bullshit on this guys backstory, it's a fairytale.

He was a very active hobo and bummed around with Plato, and his wily antics drew the attention of one of the most powerful persons of the day

He was the first E-celeb

Alexander worshipped him. Clearly a philosopher for the educated elite.

Diogenes' greatest contribution to philosophy was proving that Plato was a fucking idiot.

All his writings were lost though so it is not fair to claim that he was no substance

Pro-tip: Greek philosophers and free men in general were a kind of aristocracy. They generally did not have to work. Work was for women, slaves and foreigners. When someone like that that becomes a hobo by choice it makes him stand out a lot more than your average hobo who can't help it.

He was a philosopher first and foremost. He made himself a hobo to make point about how society was unnatural and went against human nature.

How did greek philoshers get famous when they're literally homeless?

Thank you for this.

BTFOing lesser philosophers. And he made Plato his bitch.

>famous hobos

There are a ton of saints who were hobos but hid it behind a veneer of religion/mysticism. Like st. Simon stylites for example. Dude lived on a stick for his whole life.

there isn't a "we"?