Hard mode: No use of "judeo", "anarcho", "anti" or any variants as prefixes or suffixes.
Bonus points: Describe it.
Perso-Americanism: The identification of American and Iranian interests as being the same, if not overlapping.
Necessitarian Pseudo-Romanism: The acknowledgement that the Holy Roman Empire was none of those things it claimed to be, but also the position that it was necessary in face of external threats facing Europe.
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OPism-its the idea of being a gigantic faggot
Neo-National Cromwellism
A movement to advance British republicanism with an emphasis on Puritanism, ethnic nationalism, and authoritarianism.
Sinoliberalism
Argues that Taoism and classic liberalism are essentially the same philosophy. States that the patriarchal structure of a capitalist society is in conformity with Confucian ideas.
Cuckolderian socialism: the idea that every man needs to share his wife
Eroticism. The belief that the most erotic male and female must run a dual absolute government and every year they must battle other contenders over who is more erotic.
>Graeco-schizophrenia
The belief that the Greek rump state of the Roman Empire was in any way a legitimate continuation of the Roman Empire
Bhutanese Imperialism
Bhutan has the god-given right to dominate the entirety of Southern Asia, including India, Nepal, and Tibet. The King of Bhutan is to rule as a God-King with absolute rule in accordance with Vajrayana buddhism.
Sexism - The belief that a perfect society is one in which promiscuity is pursued by both sexes from the age of adolescence. The church is only one, attendees must suck (or lick - only heterosexual relations allowed) the priest/priestess during communion
Auto-electoral Meritocracism: the belief that an unbiased, strict, and exhaustive system of tests for elected participants with as little human oversight as possible is the best way to create leaders of the realm
Leninist Distributism
Since a state living as Christ intended has not arisen naturally, an enlightened vanguard party is created to seize the means of production from those using it immorally and distribute it to all of society. Eventually, everyone will privately be able to sustain themselves and the welfare state will wither away.
psuedo-turkism
the notion that turkic races are a civilized culture.
and to raise his wife's kids
>psuedo-turkism
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Paleo-Panhellenism
The ideology of reuniting greece along Iron Age lines and social mores
Fashism: the reappropriation of fascist military dress and architecture for aesthetic, not ideological, purposes.
Confitheism:
The universe was a creative and productive endeavor put forth by a creative being and humanity should reflect that.
Similar to deism but with the driving force that man should pursue that which interests them and allows them to express themselves. Followers have an appointed day once a month they use solely in the pursuit of expression through their interests (whether that be traditional art forms, coding, designing, etc.) and take this day off from school/work. The day should be spent working fervently on that activity, with the help of others with a shared interest being appreciated.
It doesn't matter how the universe was made so much that we enjoy the wonders it brings and use what we're given to encapture its beauty.
I actually like this one.
Italian-American Ethno-National Wopism.
It's core tenants are based upon the tough guy nature of Italian American men, who must assert their dominance and anger through petty arguing, whining, covering up insecurities with unrelated bragging and eating copious amounts of pasta. Loyalty is also a prime motivator of the ideology, but is hardly ever used as an end.
It tapered out in the 1950's, but is still alive and kicking in some east coast cities.
Byzantine Communism: communist state ruled by a revered near-theocrat monarch who asks himself "what would Jesus do?" before making any governmental decision
Ooga-Boogaism
Letting a black man run the country to ultimately fuck it up (Examples of Ooga-Boogaism: Africa)
Columbian regicidalism: the idea that American presidents who didn't get assassinated weren't legitimate rulers
Wonitism: The belief of having won something you have not. See:
-Britain at Dunkirk
-America in Vietnam and Korea
I think Columbian praecescidalism would be better, as the Presidents aren't monarchs. Otherwise, I love the concept.
Paleo-Liberal Nationalism
John Locke inspired "classic conservative" style American exceptionalism beliefs that reject marxist infested "liberalism" now, which is obsessed with muh equality and also rejects hardlined right wing conspiracy theory tier libertarianism, although this ideology can of course be applied to other nations as well.
Crypto-Nordicism
You pretend to be an ISIS affiliate but you're actually secretly trying to build a multicultural social democracy.
Ultra autismism
Perfect society where productivity is 100% efficient and everyone is happy.
Kemalist Waifuism: the practice of manifesting one's support and pride for the founding father, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, as well as the principles of the Turkish Republic, through one's appreciation of certain anime girls whom embody those principles and may even remind you of Ataturk himself.
You cheeky little cunt
>The patriarchal structure of a capitalist society is in conformity with Confucian ideals
This is actually the basis of thought for Korean chaebol and Japanese zaibatsu megacorporations.
Autogenesistic Imperium
The belief that all institutions must arise and enforce themselves through inevitable and irresistible confluence of self-interest. That all systems must be seeded in such a way as to be self sustaining and emergent as a matter of necessity to those who live under them.
I-I'm still working on the details...
Viral-Memetic Government
Those exposed to this political concept are subconsciously coerced to spread it to others. Now go forth, citizen.
The funny thing about this sentence is that is says nothing and it's too late to stop reading it.
Libertarian pessimism.
Combines Mises with Schopenhauer. Sees the market as comprised of individuals trying to maximize their Will.
Militant Geneva Conformist
The belief that it is one's ethical duty to fight those who are in gross violation modern conventional ideas of social, political, and military ethics (such as those outlined in the Geneva convention). Ex. non-Levantine vigilantes fighting ISIS or International participation on the Spanish Civil War.
American Omni-pantheism
All things are America. Before America, from the beginning of the universe, all things were merely leading to America, all the future is America, all clay and all peoples are American, not by right of conquest, but by virtue of their existence. All the universe and beyond, is America. God is an American.
Pan-European Separatism.
Idea of European Union as confederation of equal city-states.
German Exceptionalism - the idea that if you are German you can bomb everybody else, and won't get bombed yourself.