>The real successor of Rome
>Largest empire in history
>All colonies became first world powers
>Behind the industrial revolution
>Went up against conquerors like Napoleon and Hitler
>Greatest kings
>Unironically best cuisine
>Didn't even tryhard to become the best, they just were pretty cool dudes all-around
How will you pay homage to Albion Gloriam today, user?
Oooh lookie! It's NIGEL o'clock
>Greatest ex colony
oh look, a sour g*rman!
>shitpost thread by a larper
>play the straight man because you desperately want it to be real
I will never understand what makes a poster want to behave so pathetically.
Incredibly good thread.
Brits are just island germans desu
>>All colonies became first world powers
but what about all those failed african colonies
Imagine still being G*rman. Poor chap.
>>Unironically best cuisine
REMINDER
>>Unironically best cuisine
What. I'm British, and No. Our food is awful, but we do somehow have the worlds best chefs.
Best slags desu
It's really not awful, not even slightly. I don't understand this meme. There's so much food that has come from Britain that is inexplicably ignored when people talk about food.
I unironically love Britain and would love to move there
No you don't
This is from a brit
I guarantee that it's an improvement over the country I live in now
It's not like I'll be able to go easily, with the whole brexit thingy
Where do you live?
I grew up in one of the richest parts of England, it was miserable.
Goodbye Britain and good riddance. Thanks for doing the whole world a favour and comitting national suicide, shame you couldn't have done it earlier.
This image is misleading. Muslims must name their first son Muhammad. They however just make up 2% of the population.
Spain
It's not terrible but I don't like it desu
Don't let facts get in the way of /pol/posting.
Move for the better employment opportunities, if you want. But it's miserable weather and a miserable culture of pessimism. Everyone is a condescending asshole. And don't move to the north. But I'm sure you knew that.
>everyone is a condescending asshole
Don't worry, everyone who's ever interacted with an Anglo knows this.
Don't really mind the weather, I live in a really rainy region
And yes I've been told to avoid NI, Wales and Northern England a number of times. Think I'll stick to Brighton and the like.
>have the worlds best chefs.
No you don't
Don't listen to these south faggots. The north is the best part of the UK
>All colonies became first world powers
>India is a first world power
>South Africa is a first world power
>Bangladesh is a first world power
>Palestine is a first world power
>Egypt is a first world power
>Pakistan is a first world power
>Sudan is a first world power
These brit circlejerk threads are always fun, maybe it'll make you forget that you are irrelevant now
pathetic boat germans
>Germans
True germanics
>Austrians
Fake germanics
>scandavians
Snow germanics
>anglos
Sea germanics
>Swiss
Jewellery germanics
The Anglo rules the world.
>Swiss
>not alpine niggers
>alpine Germans
My sides.You cant even govern your womyn
>All colonies became first world powers
Weird way to say "around 4 out of its 200+ colonies became first world", faggot
Wanna take a look at India, Zimbabwe, Iraq or Guyana?
>Dutch
swamp germans
>Unironically best cuisine
Ahh yes, the finest cuisine of baked beans on toast with a glass of foster's
How about that time we kicked your ass?
The north is much better the south is full of pakis and faggots
A very, very, VERY poor mans Scotland. Scotland being a poor mans Ireland to begin with.
>HM Prison Maze (also known as Long Kesh) was a maximum security prison considered to be one of the most escape-proof prisons in Europe
>a maximum security prison considered to be one of the most escape-proof prisons in Europe
>maximum security prison
>escape-proof
Are Austrians really larpers?
>we
Good thread
/ˈkɒlənʌJz/
>send settlers to (a place) and establish political control over it.
Countries with significant British populations are substantially more prosperous, though you are right, some of the shit holes Britain once administered are still shit holes.
None of these countries, bar SA, is even remotely ethnically British. During White rule, SA was the wealthiest country in Africa, even into the 70s it constituted half the continents GDP.
They make up more than 5% of the population, and is growing more than 10 times faster than the non-Muslim population. The population is also substantially younger. This is according to census information, the same demographic atrocity is happening elsewhere in western Europe.
But the Six Counties are still British and will be forever though.
I'll shill for Britain any day of the the week but even I hate their food
>Unironically best cuisine
>yorkshire puddings
>full english
>SANDWHICHES
>cauliflower cheese
>toad in hole
>best bacon
>fish n chips
>strawberries and cream
>scones
>roast dinner
implying these are bad, fucking moron
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>amelia
dafuk
...
>The North
>UK
You mean Scotland then
It's seriously a meme. I live in Scotland there's lots of great food here.
Listen here, India will be a first world power by 2020
>>Unironically best cuisine
kek
>>Went up against conquerors like Napoleon and Hitler
and err... William of Normandy
>implying these are bad, fucking moron
Ha ha ha you fucking sassenach pleb! Get to France and get an education you dumb cunt.
>haggis
>will be forever
LMAO he actually believes this.
>Sea germanics
Kek
>sheep hooves and random frog parts boiled in plastic bags under water for 36 hours
french """"""""""""cuisine""""""""""""
You forgot
>gave up all their empire just to defeat ultimate evil that is Germans in WW1 and WW2
>now they are laughing stock of the planet
>but they saved the world
>european cuisine
>good
there's a reason why all your youth eats kebab or other asian stuff
The North & Scotland are the best parts. Much friendlier people. There are like 14 million people in the small area between Liverpool and Leeds, but also a ton of countryside, unlike the South East. The South West is empty past Bristol.
>Real successor of Rome
their ancestors have no relation to the Romans
>Behind the industrial Revolution
that would be the USA
>Unironically best cuisine
Blatant bait
>boiled horse and gauloise
Top cuisine
>The USA was behind the industrial revolution
American Education.
The only fauna remaining in Britain are rats
That's the only fauna that has ever existed there.
Even moving to Somalia is an improvement if you come from Asspain
Loyalism will NEVER falter.
Is there anyone outside of England who seriously believes British cuisine is superior?
As far as breakfast is concerned, it is.
We've had our time in the sun, it was arguably the best time in our history but all good things come to an end.
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Some are beyond saving.
>bomb civilians
>"lol we kicked ur ass"
I'm glad you plastic paddies aren't in the union any longer
>None of these countries, bar SA, is even remotely ethnically British.
>Shifting the goalpost this hard
You said colonies not "ethnically British" countries
fuck britain
come to bonnie scotland and enjoy the """culture""" of retards
remember to not go to the west under any circumstances unless you're visiting the islands
this is a cursed place and is not fit for human habitation
only neds and banshees live here
>>Unironically best cuisine
Wtf I love Britain now
A colony is a place where you colonise, the places you listen bar SA were ruled over by the british but not colonised. Are you really this dumb?
Shhhh, he has jealousy issues.
The countryside is beautiful.
"real successor of rome" got defeated by the germans and had to call in the Americans and commies, to defeat the the actual successors of rome
Well, the reason the US helped them is because it was a former English colony and because unlike the Nazis, the English actually knew what they were doing when it came to diplomacy. Why didn't the Germans have a big strong son overseas they could ask for help?
Have you even heard of history before? What do you think the Industrial Revolution was?
>was alpha enough to take Gibraltar and never have to return it ever
damn..
What's the best place to visit for a drunkard? Ballindalloch looks cozy. And after getting sloppy drunk in the tasting room of your fine local distillery, it's only a short stumble to the nearest distillery.