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>hide his boldness

Why do French memes always make sense?

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>Chad
Napoleon was literally a cuck.

Yes but he did it back.

>>lose a war makes you cuck

The most powerful cuck of all times

Nah, his wife cheated on him several times while he stayed faithful. Pretty hilarious. Too bad she ended up getting raped by some Austrian dude.

personal favourite

>his wife cheated on him several times
Source?
>while he stayed faithful
nice one senpai
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Kek, once the man found out she cheated on him, Napoleon accepted her apology, yet he had many misstresses 20+

Jesus fucking Christ, did a Romanian make OP's picture? English is not the person's first language

This would be good if it was in understandable english

how did he do it?

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>The Chauchat was the most reliable weapon of WWI.
How fucking delusional would you have to be to cross that point?

Well, maybe not THE most reliable weapon of the war, but certainly not as bad as the memes say. It was a crude but very effective weapon. The bad reputation and jamming myths comes from the American re-chambered version, but it was rarely used in combat. The Germans spent the entire war developing the MP 18 and even when it was done, very few reached the frontlines. But the French grabbed a easy to make, pre-war design and were able to quickly make thousands of them and ship them to the front. And a gun like that, mobile and fully automatic was an huge advantage. Though, admittedly the skeleton magazine was a design flaw for trench combat.

I know mate, the .30-06 version was shit.

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I wonder who it could have been...

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Don't cry because it's over

Smile because it happened

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Troisième empire when?

Dès que possible ;_;

I unironically believe everything in this one.

Hot off the press

Where's the version with the Marine supporting alt right pepe on the end? The lack of self awareness in that one always makes me laugh.

The Tzars only problem was being not paranoid enough, he was too good a man to inherit such a role.
>russia could have become more powerful than usa today had it not been for communism

nice

>russia could have become more powerful than usa today had it not been for communism
wad de fugg mang
I'm not even a commie, but that's horse shit of the highest order. Russia was a backwards shithole under the Tsar, entirely Agrarian society, fucking retards were so gullible they unironically believed Rasputin had magic powers, we're talking motherfucking Serfs believing in magic here, something that stopped happening in Western Europe in the 16th Century. As shit as socialism was and is economically you can't deny the mass industrialisation and the five year plans were necessary and worked, Russia went from Ottoman tier to Germany tier in the space of two decades.

Russia was already experiencing rapid industrial growth before World War I. Russia was way more industrialized than the Ottomans, just look at their navy compared to the Ottoman one.

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>removing Germany
>allowing Austria to live
but why

Fucking please. Russia was a laughing stock, even Austria had abandoned their middle ages LARP roughly around the time of the creation of Austria-Hungary, and if your defence of Russia is their "top of the line navy" then need I remind you their pride of the fleet were three hastily built dreadnoughts, that's all, at a time when Britain had 29, if your defence of them is that their navy was a tenth of the strength of Britain's then you really are reaching.

Russia needed radical reform, and the Tsardom was not prepared to deliver that.

>someone went to great lengths to make that

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And yet the Russians BTFO'd the Austrians in WWI.

>beating austrians
>an achievement
By this logic Serbia was the greatest nation on planet Earth.

>Rapid industrial growth
No
>More industrializeed than the Ottomans
Yes, which is not surprising.
Russia couldn´t even commit logistically to the war effort.

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True Republiboos support the reforms of the Gracchi.

youtube.com/watch?v=7DljgSrTbNE

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I'm unironically an extreme republiboo.

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shit meme
francis the muslim did more to help the ottomans than anything protestants did

I fucking love Cicero
based OC

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Austria is Italianized.

hearty kek

nothing in this picture is false

Wish my fucking CK2 games went like that

Has anyone got that greentext with the "make a movie starring these 3 guys" story?

Russian industry took years to recover just to 1913 levels. If anything, the revolutions delayed industrialization.

The wiki article now has 1104 Umayyad losses

Just give all of Germany's border countries as much land as you can justify, and hen split Germany into Prussia, or North Germany, and Bavaria, or South Germany. Anything but those tumors.
For example, current-day Poland is good, give Denmark Schleswig-Holstein, give the Netherlands and Luxembourg a little it of land, and then split the rest of Germany into Prussia and Bavaria.
Who agrees?

The more I think about this, the more it makes sense. Even for today's Germany.

Literally the only thing wrong with this is that Denmark gets no clay.

/pol/shit meem
also /pol/shit

You have to go back.

It'd probably be more historically accurate than Fetih 1453.

>no musketeer Pepe

But they did?

Italianised Austria? Disgusting!

This. In addition once he rose to political power she had no more affairs but complained of his. And Marie - Louise was faithful until a while after abdication.