ITT: Bumbling idiots of history
ITT: Bumbling idiots of history
Logan Williams
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Bentley Martin
>the "Leave Austria to me!" guy
>Montezuma
>CS Lewis
>Charles I of England
>King John of England
>John II of France
>Charles VI of France
>Arian Christianity
>Commodus
>Elagabalus
>Honorius
>Caligula
>Pope John XII
>Pope Urban VI
>Pope Benedict IX
>Mary Queen of Scots
Brayden Jenkins
The guy who shot James Garfield.
Julian Long
>cw lewis
Explain
Jaxon Garcia
Willy
Jonathan Walker
CONRAD VON HOTZENDORF
Luis Brooks
“Here is a paper with which, if I cannot whip Bobbie Lee, I will be willing to go home.”
Ryan Bennett
>Elagabalus
>implying you wouldn't
Kys
Grayson Perry
Picking on WW1 generals is way too fucking easy.
>Maintaining high morale is the most important part of modern warfare
>High morale is achieved by ruthlessly punishing anybody who complains
What did he mean by this? (Also applies to Cadorna but I thought I'd got for a less obvious example).
Charles Ross
NO BULLY WILLY
Juan Torres
I became a lot more sympathetic to Willy after reading about what his mom did to him, that fucking cunt. No wonder he was always angry.
Ethan Brooks
explaine
Justin Martinez
>I prefer Lee to Johnston. The former is too cautious and weak under grave responsibility–personally brave and energetic to a fault, he yet is wanting in moral firmness when pressed by heavy responsibility and is likely to be timid and irresolute in action.
Lmao
Luis Carter
Basiliscus ruined the East-West attempt to dislodge the Vandals from Africa because he was a retard who believed Genseric wanted to negotiate. Then he led a coup and deposed his brother-in-law and proceeded to be a terrible emperor on top of it. Probably the single dumbest man of any importance in Roman history. The only one who comes close is Maximinus Thrax.
Christian Smith
>ITT: Bumbling idiots of history
Aaron Green
He wanted to have sex with her and she refused
Ryan Harris
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Noah Baker
>>the "Leave Austria to me!" guy
who?
Jose Flores
Boudicca
Liam Perez
I'm assuming Luigi Cadorna.
Andrew Perry
give me the quick rundown
Colton Campbell
The fact that this guy got to reign for 45 years pretty much doomed the PLC.
Juan Evans
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Luis Hughes
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Jaxson Lopez
>For the purpose of determining what is history, please do not start threads about events taking place less than 25 years ago
Jose Ramirez
>"the Austrian Front will break any second now, there's no way they'll hold out another day." says increasingly nervous Field Marshal for the 11th time
Adrian Young
Winston "Hitler's incompetence is secret plan" Churchill
> fucking gallipoli
> support fascists untill they fucked his shit then suddenly started sucking stalins cock
> An embarrassing retreat of ground forces that would have for sure been decimated if hitler didnt sperg out on his generals is somehow a win in his book. Que major motion picture.
> Literally all he brings to the table is being sassy
William Harris
>start threads
Man what a loophole.
James Ross
>An embarrassing retreat of ground forces that would have for sure been decimated if hitler didnt sperg out on his generals is somehow a win in his book. Que major motion picture.
not only that, but had they been caught literally anywhere else than Dunkirk/Calais, for example upper belgium. It wouldn't have gone that well no matter how much effort the brits put into it.
Jeremiah Collins
>> Literally all he brings to the table is being sassy
the quintessential brit
Samuel Thomas
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William Sullivan
>ywn be the emperor of Rome and get your boipucci pounded whenever you want
Why even live
Brandon Long
Is there a more relatable German?
Jackson Torres
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Gavin Gonzalez
This
Thomas Ward
Drooler from birth
Leo Long
she refused to fuck her creepy german son
Camden Ross
Luigi Cadorna, responsible for pic related
Jaxson Murphy
>The Italian Army was headed by Luigi Cardona, a sort of savage in uniform, who seriously advocated for such draconian measures as killing 1 of every 10 men in units that failed to perform to his expectations
>Paraphrase: "A World Undone" by G.J. Meyer
No other general in the book is subjected so such pointed criticism as Luigi. The author's revulsion seems to grow more apparent during each successive battle of the isonzo. He really was a monster, it seems, even by the standards of the day.
William Wright
>Arian Christianity
no please explain to me how the FATHER and the SON were somehow co-existent for eternity...mainstream Christianity is literately against the idea of familial lineage
Adrian Mitchell
Jail or medal!
Jail or medal!
Jason Barnes
>Charles the 1st
Charles always amazes me, how the fuck could a man who too kthe throne be so fucking stupid in regards to running the nation? How could a man be so fucking stupid that despite nobody really wanting to kill him, he ends up dead anyway?
Logan Miller
>mainstream Christianity is literately against the idea of familial lineage
It's more like lineage doesn't matter, which it doesn't. Sorry /pol/tard
Joseph Young
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Anthony Torres
I really don't understand why he wasn't fired much sooner in the war. Plenty of better generals were dismissed for lesser failures.
Carson Rivera
tl;dr
>born with paralyzed arm due to botched birth
>starts fetishizing his mom's hands in letters
>mom's response to his letter is correcting his grammar
>fastforward
>British medic fails to cure his dad's throat cancer
>dad die
>a few years later spills his spaghetti in an address to the British people