Ancient Rome was the apex of human civ-

>Ancient Rome was the apex of human civ-

Have fun using your hand

As opposed to wipin with your hand, as they currently do in India in the year 2017

>Índia
>Wipping their assholes

LMAO

What you see there was the cutting edge technology 2,000 years ago, yes.
Others just used their bare hands.

It was a communal stick, you didn't get your own. You would rather share an ass sponge with everyone else in your city than use your hand?

they scraped off the sweat sheen in the baths for medical use as well and listened to philosophers for health advice sometimes but this is so long ago

>You would rather share an ass sponge with everyone else in your city
Rome had population exceeding million you fucking autist, and hands are literally dirtier than your ass will ever be unless you fondle your butthole regularly, the stick was more sanitary, period.

It was soaked in vinegar, to sanitize it and also give you that tingly-butthole feeling

>Y-You would only be sharing an ass stick with part of your city...

Dont go to a public bath and just poop at home

Do you also bitch that seats are dirty at restrooms?

Why were Romans so into butt stuff?

No, it's America

good, healthy pooping is the key to an advanced civilization

>Computador magalhaes
Lol eram uma grande merda

>Someone in Ancient Rome probably had a fetish for one of these things.

Degeneracy... degeneracy never changes.

Shhhh, pode ser que o Maduro mande vir mais 1 milhão

it was to wipe poop away. youre the one sexualizing it...

Wasn't there some German gladiator who killed himself by chocking on such a shit-spunge?

yes! He chocked himself with the sponge by forcing the thing down with the stick.
I,will find that passage later and post.

>mfw realizing choking on xylospongium was the ancient roman equivalent to autoerotic asphyxiation

delet this

Are you implying that people don't sexualize poop?

-ilisation

Yeah degenerates like you do. If someone mentions shit and the first thing that comes to your mind is scat fetish, the problem is probably you.

Considering they had no soap and i don't have to eat with my ass, yes, absolutely.

They use bidets which are cleaner than toilet paper.

Romans liked to have fun on the toilet to the point that they would take little board games in to play with each other while they were moving the mail.

The bathrooms themselves could be also be dangerous in that you could fall down the hole, and so there are examples of statues of protective gods near the entrance that you could say a prayer to before heading inside.

>not playing games on your phone when you take a shit or even reading a book


What do you do user stare at the wall like a degenerate?