Which one applies to you?

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>Bomb!
>Them!
>Again!

4/10
Points need to be fleshed out more, and the balls were lazily drawn.

What about this one?

0. It's physically impossible for a battleship to be "good" if its crewed by italians.
4
1.5

Can someone do a Byzantine one? I've got the layout already.

Byzboo lite
>The Shield of Europe!
Byzboo
>"Byzantine" is a fake name, its really the Roman Empire.
Byzboo fanatic
>Blinding is the most humane form of capital punishment
Andronikos Incarnate
>Latins had it coming

This isn't so good, since 1 doesn't matter and 2 is half right

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This one's my favorite. It 100% describes my views.

Hey I made this, 4 as well

Does anyone have a template for these?

I can never bring myself to adopt Tanistry in CK2 because I always have preference for my own children over other members of my dynasty

Over 1776 hours in paint

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It sucks that Rumania gets more flack than it deserves because of gypsies getting called Roma, when it's just a standard Eastern-European shithole.

youtube.com/watch?v=m68-Xa_ukbU

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Legit why would anybody with a working brain not be a 4 in this? Kraut Shoah when?

tfw unironically at 3

8/10, bit too much focus on WW2, but while "pastaboo" seems to imply it's more about Italy in general, otherwise very good.

4/10. It's not even really escalating in ridiculousness and some statemements "France has only ever fought for liberty" are too vague.

The original, if I'm correct?

3/10, just weak and lazy, come on.

7/10, 1 and 2 aren'r extreme enough to be funny.

9/10, still 1 and 2 need to be more extreme. You'd be called unpatriotic in burgerland if you phrased it like that.

4/10 Too long and vague bro, not funny enough phrasing.

3 is a joke all on its own, and the phrasing needs to be more insane, rather than sound like Veeky Forums bait.

The Netanyahu Israelbo one is a great example.

> Hitler did nothing wrong. The palestinians caused the holocaust.

>The Netanyahu Israelbo one
I need to see it. Anyone have it?

>The Einsatzgruppen was an anti-terrorist organization.

Weren't they?

Jews are enemies of the Aryan race, so yes.

>""""aryan""" race
Southern Europeans are ancient Anatolians.

>If Italy had broken though to Alexandria, all of Africa would be speaking Italian now
I often wonder how the world would be different if millions of Italians went to North Africa instead of USA and Argentina. They'd probably create a hybrid culture with the berbers but beyond that I wonder if North Africa could have truly been romanized like it was before the Muslim conquest.

Lets redefine that statement- Jews are the enemies of Europeans and Middle Easterners in total.

Jewish related degeneracy such as communism didn't spread until Germany came onto the political stage.

Just made one.

r8 my OC, friends.

Now revised for stronger wording.

2

switch 3 and 4

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fuck

3 should be switched with 4

4

You forget
>only misstake was allying the Germans
>Mussolini stopped the mobb
>Hitler forced us to do it
>Ethiopian campaign Free'd millions of Ethiopians from being slaves to the Solomon dynasty, faccetta nera!
t. Pastaboo/fasciboo pro

Why?

4 but leave hamburg pls and leave berlin
4

shit, meant to say nuke berlin

Not near a proper computer

Leaf Enthusiast
>Leo Major was the most interesting man of WW2

Leafaboo
>The Avro Arrow was canceled because of American economic tyranny

Dangerously Leafaboo
>Canadians were superhuman piss rag stormtroopers and Germany would have won WW1 if not for those meddling leafs

Leaf Incarnate
>Sorry

>Finnboo lite
Winter wars where totally relevant guys, Mannerheim was a real finn not a Fennoswede
>Finnboo regular
The Swedish empire was built on oppression of Finns and Finnish soldiers
>Finnaboo supreme
Varangian guard consisted mostly off finno-ugric peoples, The Rus where Finnish, Rurik 100% pure finnish man
>Maximus Autismus
Binland is the legit their off Rome XD

Post the picture explaining how Finland is the true heir to Rome please.

Finland is the true heir of Rome.

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>Mannerheim was a real finn not a Fennoswede
This is too stupid for lite.

>option 4 all the way baby

>go to war
>lose
>have land taken
How hard of a concept is this to understand

Sorry.

>Roman Empire
>Becomes split between eastern and Western
>Eastern succeeds while Western falls, true heir to Rome
>The true faith of the Roman empire is eastern orthodox
>Constantinople falls, thus the torch gets passed to Russia, the last Rome, the true Rome, the third Rome
>Third Rome maintains it's power, however succumbs to the evil ideology of communism
>Russian commies loose control of Finland, who do not succumbed to evil ideology
>Finland beats them in a war
>Finland is the rightful heir to Rome

Here, some shitty OC

fresh from the press

>only democracy east of France
You forgot about the nordic countries.

>Beneš
the greatest pussy ever

Netherlands, Belgium, Greece and Switzerland are also east of France. He's just fucking retarded

it's intentionally dumb statement
maybe after Chamberlain and Daladier
main reason why I put him there is this anyway
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beneš_decrees

Tercioboo

Def this.

>When people still continue the versailles was a mean treaty meme
One look at Brest-Livosk and anything short of dismantling the German state into principalties again is too light.

Kek. definitely this. your one based broseph. bresck-livosct was a total war crime. all g*rms should be genosided.
well meme'd my friend

6/10

Jew part made no sense and you should have gone with Gods for plural not possession
Like the hat and references and since it was done in a hurry i give a final note of 7/10

>it's intentionally dumb statement
Look at all the others, they are more ambigous opinions than factual statements so an it doesn't really fit in.

Greece was not a democracy though.

Is there one like this but Kaiser Wilhelm II?

3 should be something about Germans crucifying people

Maybe, but honestly I've only ever seen the wehraboo one. I could try and make one

Four

7,525 years in MS paint

This is Aztecboo. Not Mexicaboo, pretty good anyway

You should try. If it's as good as the Prussian one it will be fantastic

Nice int-tier post.

Curiously enough, italian navy handled the allies superiority pretty good- before they ended their fuel supplies after 1 year of war, that is.

Aztecs were called Mexica.

Athens was.

Explain

All I know about this is something like germany gets the baltics and didn't recognize poland

Ok, I tried, please don't be too harsh.

Thank You, saved

I am technologically illiterate, someone want to do Athens for me?

Polisboo
>Athens created the first Democracy and is the centerpiece of early Western culture!
Athenian Hoplite
>Marathon was far more important than Thermopylae, also there were more Athenians at Thermopylae than Spartans
Minas
>Drakon was the greatest lawmaker of his time
Archon
>Athens would've won the Peloponnesian War is Alcibiades hadn't broken the dicks off of the Herms and gotten himself exiled.
Cleon Incarnate
>The Melians got what they deserved.

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>Belgium
>Netherlands
>east of France
Turn your map round thicko

Sorry, don't know why I said Minas. It's Junior Archon below Archon

20th century, instead of 21st

You do know which direction East is right?

>arrive to continent second
>spread plague
>burn out natives
>take their land
>build forts to seperate them
>declare "war"
>butcher civilians
>death match them away
>destroy their culture by abducting children
>force them onto shitty land
>take their land again

Don't pretend it's excusable, and I won't pretend it was a mercy to do that to a people.

Actually falls to Britain by blood. Last one standing with a monarch/emperor when Nicky was executed.

this is really good

Heres a good idea for an Angloboo one:

"Famine's are natural occurrences, we did what we could."

Thank God bomber Harris stopped the damned Germans and kept. London. British!

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Can I get a translation on 4?

I mean, the first two are true.

all of these are true T B H