The Australian Master Plan

Hello, Veeky Forums. Today I post a thread to share my evidence that the Australians are the true villains of Modern History, and are responsible for every major conflict since Australia's federation up until the early 1980s. It is important to note that such a theory has gained no traction as it seems so ludicrous, but the truth is stranger than fiction.

>Australian culture & identity is in it's nature innately criminal and has been from it's inception.
Despite what historians claim, it doesn't matter if there were more free settlers than convicts at the time of federation, they assimilated and adopted the criminal culture.

>Prior to the 1980's, the Australian culture valued three main things. Strength, combat & a fair go. The fair go, in it's nature wasn't really a fair go in the true sense of a word. If anything it's a classic case of tall poppy syndrome, and this syndrome along with the Australian respect of strength & combat would lead the nation on a unstoppable path of destruction and war.

>A group of fanatics, hell bent on furthering the interests of Australia that formed shortly after federation, came to prominence in the 1910s, notable members were Frank Tudor (Australian MP, Leader of the Labour party), Billy Hughes (Australian Prime Minister during WW1).

>Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria visited Australia in 1893, during this trip he was accompanied by Billy Hughes, who was only a year away from entering politics. According to letters between Billy Hughes & his friend Frederick Richard Jordan, who would become Sir Frederick Richard Jordan, 9th Chief Justice of NSW & the 17th Lieutenant Governor of NSW he described Franz Ferdinand as a weak & self indulgent cretin, and wrote that if the old countries were ruled by such people, then the old countries deserved to burn. The Australian Museum in Sydney is currently in possession of these letters.

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>Even more disturbing later letters from Billy Hughes to his political colleagues reveal that Billy Hughes and his associates strongly supported the Black Hand society, a Serbian nationalist group who would, only six years later go on and assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand and trigger WW1.

>Frank Tudor, a long-time friend of Billy Hughes visited Belgrade once in 1909 & again in 1911, in diaries describing the Serbians as the Australians of Europe. Geoffrey Bolton, a famous Australian Historian claimed that Frank Tudor, while in Belgrade stayed at the residence of Dragutin Dimitrijević who would go on to become the Chief of Serbian Military Intelligence, and who would go on to command the Serbian conspirators who assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

>What is strange, if Geoffrey Bolton, a respected historian is to be believed; is why would a lesser-known politician from an even lesser-known country would be meeting with the Chief of Serbian Military Intelligence who would go on to order the assassination of Franz Ferdinand, who Frank Tudors dear friend Billy Hughes described as being a weak & self indulgent cretin, and in his owns words said: “If the Old Countries are ruled by such people, then the old countries deserve to burn.”
Alas, while Dragutin Dimitrijević was never mentioned in any letters written by Billy Hughes or Frank Tudor, letters between Major General Charles Frederick Cox & Major General John Forsyth reference Dragutin Dimitrijević. In one letter sent in reply by General Cox to General Forsyth, who sent a letter regarding the troubles occurring in the Balkans, in General Cox's own words said that as long as the Belgrade Battler Dimitrijević drew breath, the weak willed Austrians would surely get a good licking. A large number of these letters are at the Museum of the Riverina, in Wagga Wagga NSW. These letters may be viewed by request.

>Both Major General Charles Frederick Cox & Major General John Forsyth were good friends of Billy Hughes.

>Even more disturbing, there is a letter currently in the possession of the Museum of Military History in Vienna, Austria, in which Major Vojislav Tankosić wrote to a fellow black hand member that Dragutin Dimitrijević never had a thought that the little corporal didn't have first. Now, who Vojislav is reffering to is up for debate, but it is important to note that Billy Hughes was a short man with a short temper and volatile nature, and was often called the Little Corporal by his political opponents, and would go on to gain the nickname during WW1, the little digger.

>There are also letters from Billy Hughes sent to Frank Tudor in 1911 discussing the health of the Austrian Emperor Franz Josef almost maliciously & sarcastically in the words he used. Even more strange is that not long after these letters had been sent, Dragutin Dimitrijević would execute a failed assasination attempt on the Austrian Emperor, Franz Josef.
When Austrian authorities interrogated several black hand members following the assasination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, one member claimed, after naming Dimitrijević, Milan Ciganović, and Major Voja Tankosić that they were following orders from an Englishman, the other six members of the black hand society claimed to have no knowledge of an Englishman in the black hand society, so this testimony was disregarded.

>Although no letters are known to exist today written by Billy Hughes or his conspirators from around the time of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, there are letters in possession of the War Memorial in Canberra which Billy Hughes writes to Frank Tudor overjoyed about the outbreak of the Great European War, claiming that this is the time for Australia is exert itself on the world stage.

>Infact, this should be no surprise to any one familiar with Australian history during WW1, as Billy Hughes almost never ending push for war & Australian dominance on the world stage led to the prime minister at the time, Andrew Fischer to resign in favour of Billy Hughes.

>Once Billy Hughes became prime-minister of Australia, Australia's commitment to the great war became absolute.
Billy Hughes was also unhappy with the stalemate on the Western Front, and often sent word to John Monash that the forces of the British Empire (including Australia) & the French should remain on the offensive at all costs. He also became increasingly impatient with the British who he saw as being weak, and claimed if he was prime-minister of Britain that the empire would already have troops across the Rhine.

>Billy Hughes & Frank Tudor often referred to the Germans as being huns, which at the time was not uncommon; but they held these views regarding the Germans even before the outbreak of WW1. Billy Hughes was also unhappy the Germans had colonies to the north of Australia even before the war, colonies he viewed as rightfully belonging to Australia.

>At the Paris peace conference Billy Hughes would act no differently than he had at home in his countries parliament. He claimed in front of the Prime Minister of New Zealand; William Massey that the south & north island of New Zealand rightfully belongs to the Australian federation, and that New Zealand would have joined the federation if it wasn't for the New Zealanders Maori mistresses & bastards.

>Furthermore, Billy Hughes was unhappy that the entente was even negotiating with the Germans, he was in favour of crushing the Germans with the armies of the entente or starving Germany into complete submission.
Also, when the Japanese claimed that their one condition for joining the League of Nations at the Paris peace conference was that they be considered as racial equals. Arguably, if this had been accepted the Japanese never would've been led down the path of militarism & the war in the pacific could've been avoided. But, one person & one country stood in the way of Japan being considered as equals to the Europeans. And this would be Australia and it's Prime Minister Billy Hughes. Billy Hughes kicked up so much of a fuss that Woodrow Wilson denied Japans request.

Now I could go on & on, listing hundreds of more times where Australians were clearly meddling in international politics & foreign military affairs before & after the first world war. Tomorrow, I will be making a thread detailing how I believe that the Australians are also responsible partly for the second world war beginning in Europe, and how they are responsible for the war in the pacific & the attack on pearl harbour.

Every single thing wrong with the modern world has it's origins in WW1, and WW1 was started by the Australians. Communism, degeneracy, the great depression etc ALL THE FAULT OF THE AUSTRALIANS. The truth needs to be made available to the world, & the Australians need to be made to pay for their crimes against humanity.

Also, just for mods; no this isn't satire. I'm dead serious, I have my evidence & this is historical. Delete this thread at your own peril.

What the fuck is their endgame?

Okay user, I've read through all your points and now I'm intrigued. I have a few questions for you.

1. Do you know the name of this group?
2. What proof do you have that this was even an organized group and not a collection of rogue statesmen?
3. What other wars do you believe Australia has instigated/help instigate?
4. What other prominent members of Australian society do you believe belonged to this group?
5. And what do you mean up until the 1980s? What leads you to believe the group is no longer operating today?

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NOBODY KNOWS

Okay user(s), I will answer your questions to the best of my ability.

Now, the first guys question should be What the fuck WAS their endgame. I no longer believe that the group is still active, I believe the group lost influence & members during the early 1980's and slowly withered away. But, what was their endgame? Well for one, they hated weakness, and they wanted to make weak foreigners suffer. They didn't like that the Europeans & Americans got to live luxurious lifestyles while the average Australian was a 20 year old man working on a farm out in the bush working himself half to death to make a living. Billy Hughes in my opinion started this group, and always believed that Europeans were complacent & weak, but meeting a European sovereign (Archduke Franz Ferdinand) pushed him over the edge.

You have to understand Billy Hughes was an incredibly warped & deranged individual. He believed Australians were the toughest group of people, and in his inner circles he is rumored to refer to the Australians as a "race" separate from the British & Celtics. It was this belief that led him to create this group, which aimed to start wars that would punish & weaken Europe & America and allow Australia to expand, which succeeded in WW1, & failed in WW2.

Now, do I know the name of this group, no I do not. I only say it's a group because I have all this evidence of prominent members of Australian society prior to the 1980's seemingly working towards goals of war & expansion through infiltrating international politics & manipulating foreign military officials.

What proof do I have that this was an organized group and not a collection of rogue statesmen? Well, a collection of rogue statesmen in my eyes would constitute a group. But, despite that point it's clear that there was a vast amount of people high up in Australian society who were seemingly working towards the same goals as Billy Hughes right up until 1979. -

All people who I believe to have been members of the group were all connected in one way or another.

Now, what other wars do I believe Australia helped instigate? The First Balkan War in my opinion would be Australia's first war they instigated, same with the Second Balkan War, Spanish Civil War, WW2 (especially the pacific theater), Anglo-Iraqi War, Vietnam War, They helped escalate the Korean War considerably, they worsened the situation during the Malayan Emergency on purpose, The Six Day war, Australia begun the civil conflict in the Philippines and that's all of the main ones.

Every rebellion, civil war etc that occurred in the pacific from 1905 to 1979 was more than likely orchestrated by Australia.

What other members high up in Australian society do I think there were? Well, there's so many but I can name a few.

Every single prime-minister since Billy Hughes up until Malcolm Fraser with the exception of Gough Whitlam, which the group made sure wasn't prime minister for long. Robert Menzies was the leader of the group after Billy Hughes I believe, then you have people such as John Monash, (he was also a staunch zionist though but he helped the group as he believed they would assist the zionist plight), Arthur Calwell, W.G. Spence, heeps & HEEPS of ww1 & ww2 generals including Thomas Blamey, and those are just a few.

Interestingly, many people ask me if Jack Lang was a member, he was not, and infact the only reason he fell into disrepute is because he became an enemy of the group.

And what do I mean up until the 1980's? Well it seems most of the members with any real power were old, losing influence, retiring or were already dead, they seemed to have lost a lot of their income and could no longer bribe new & young politicians, even Malcolm Fraser turned on the group in the end. But yes, I am 100% sure the group is no longer operating.

Am I a retard for unironically believing this?

Theres nothing retarded about believing the truth user.

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The Horror, The Destruction & the Death of WW1 all because of Australians, you shouldn't just believe this, you should be angry about this.

B-but why? Why would they do this? Why did the Australians act this way?

Is there any proof of (((them))) using jews as scapegoats?

Because when a bunch of criminals get together to create a nation and the only real identity they have is their own criminality and the only thing they respect is criminal behavior & strength you shouldn't be surprised when they cause war, chaos & destruction.

>Everything in Australia wants to kill you

I thought you'd actually have to be there for this to be true Ó.ò

I believe they were responsible for the rampant antisemitism & racial violence in Europe during the interwar years. There were newspaper in Britain controlled by Australians or full of Australian journalists during these years and they pushed their agenda in Britain & the Weimar Republic. It was quite common for Australian journalists to be working for newspapers in the Weimar Republic.

Fortunately this is no longer the case, but prior to the 1980's this was a reality that led to the maiming & death of millions of young men & women.

Fuck that video is scary OP, I'm listening to the music from it as I read this thread. :(((

>they got away with it
>we didn't even realize it was Happening before it was over
Holy shit I was not prepared for this redpill

Yep, and most of the head honchos are dead and the handful of those still alive are too old to be put on trial

So if they got away with it who are we left with to punish for these monstrous crimes?

Every single Australian that draws breath. They must all be put to death for the crimes of their fathers.

>There were newspaper in Britain controlled by Australians or full of Australian journalists during these years and they pushed their agenda in Britain & the Weimar Republic. It was quite common for Australian journalists to be working for newspapers in the Weimar Republic.
But did these journalists ever write anything antisemitic?

In Britain they mainly stirred up trouble between citizens & the unions, unions & the factories but in Germany they certainly put out information that was either anti-semitic or bordering on being anti-semitic

>mfw suddenly remembering Rupert Murdoch is Australian by birth
>mfw NewsCorp's role in taking Britain into the Iraq War

are you sure they ever stopped?

>Fortunately this is no longer the case
>perfidious_aussie.jpg

Also, if you really want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes, here's a little factoid to help you get there.

Six dates were sacred for this group.
1. 25th of September, The birth of Billy Hughes
2. 27th of October, Billy Hughes becomes prime-minister
3. 28th of October, The death of Billy Hughes
4. 28th of June, The capture of Ned Kelly at Glenrowan
5. 1st of September, what is believed to be the birth date of Ned Kelly
6. 11th of November, date of Ned Kelly's execution.

They would often cause accidents, battles etc on these dates as "sacrifices". I believe they carried out these sacrifices in celebration of Billy Hughes & the murder of Archduke Franz Ferdinand which begun the great war.

In my opinion, one of the most blatant "sacrifices" as I call them on one of these dates would be the British performing the nuclear test at Maralinga, Australia. The Australian military made sure Britain detonated the nuclear bomb near an aboriginal community, the Australian military made sure Britain had no knowledge of the Aboriginals near the test site, and the Australian military made sure that the test was carried out five days early so it would be on Billy Hughes Birthday. Most of these Aboriginals died from radiation sickness.

The Battle of Loos & the second battle of Champagne also began on the 25th of September due to Australian interference, to make sure they both began on Billy Hughes birthday.

Australians were also ordered to advance on the 27th of October during the 5th day of the battle of El Alamain to honor Billy Hughes.

Also I forgot to mention, Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated on the 28th of June for a reason, and that was to commemorate Ned Kelly being captured at Glenrowan 28th June, 1880.

I also believe that the Australians interfered so that the invasion of German invasion of Poland would begin on September 1st, 1939, commemorating the birth of Ned Kelly.

Rupert Murdoch is also a Jew, if anything he serves the Jews. I am 100% sure the group no longer operates.

Also, Billy Hughes fought tooth & nail to make sure that the armistice that would end WW1 would NOT be signed on November 11, however he failed. He was furious about this, and I believe he was furious as it was a day of weakness of the death date of Ned Kelly. The Australians would get even though, as they would make sure Kristallnacht would begin on November 11.

But I thought historians thought Ned Kelly's birthday was September 11?

>september 11

They did arrange a small sacrifice on that date one year, just in case

Even /pol/ stormfag threads are less retarded than this.

>t. Australian

Just deny all the evidence then you fucking kangaroo fucker.

Is this why Australians shitpost so much?

Strewth, I dunno bout you, fellow Americans, but all this don't really sound fair dinkum to me.

Ain't you feelin a bit bushed, cobba? Gwan, go to sleep. Don't worry about it.

Please delete this thread. You are posting nothing but hurtful lies.

Australian damage control. fuck off bruce(s)

Yeah nah get fucked ay. Us yanks know Australians are truly our greatest allies. Right, cunt?

You're going to pay one day, Australians are of the devil!

The weak should fear the strong.

makes sense for a nation formed by anglo criminals

it seems a criminal gang with a mystical veneraton of ned kelly (and later billy hughes) obtained stately powers in the new country

Literally this, truth is stranger than fiction.

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what was that group's view on the Empire and the colonies?

what was their view of america? decadent and old or as Australia young and strong?

The group did not have a positive view of the British and the Empire as they felt they were slighted by the British when New Zealand was not forced to federate with Australia. Following WW1, the groups faith in Britain was non existent as they viewed them as weak & complacent.

They didn't like America either, they viewed the Americans as being degenerate & weak, more concerned with pleasure than furthering the interests of their people & nation. Billy Hughes would refer to the USA as the mongrel nation in many letters, and hated President Wilson with a passion. The Australian delegation at the Paris Peace Conference was furious that the Americans came & attempted to take control, when Australia had lost more men than the USA (proportionately). The Australians would later have their revenge on the Americans in WW2, by refusing to notify the Americans that an attack was imminent on pearl harbor, and infact they had double agents feeding false intelligence to the Japanese high command in Tokyo, leading the Japanese to believe an attack by America was imminent.

They began the pacific war and they forced the Americans to slug it out, leaving the USA with 460,000 casualties and 161,000 killed.

jesus. what a harsh bunch of people.

not that I doubt you, but do you have a link to those letters? or some info on how australians saw themselves at the time? you said that billy hughes saw the australians as a new race? do you have anything I can read about those ideologies?

it sounds like a weird mixture of convict/lower class "might makes right" culture, with racialism and socialism

another question if I don't bother you, did this alleged group have any connections in new zealand?

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anyway, great thread. refreshing to say the least.

it all makes sense now ty user

A large portion of the Australian population lives abroad, too. Perhaps the most extensive network of sleeper cells on the planet.

Us yanks reckon Australians are a master race because their continent is dangerous, but it's more than that. The continent does breed superior humans, but those superior humans are in turn poisoning water supplies, turning yanks into fat pudgy transsexual imbeciles. Undeniable.

If us yanks don't stop being fat degenerate retards, it's all over.

>gets bantzed once
>comes up with elaborate historical hypothesis to explain one's butthurt

Did OP fear the great southern keyboard warrior?

Unfortunately you cannot view the letters on the internet, but you can request to see them at the museums, I've personally seen all the letters and I'm not even a historian, and I managed to get access to them with no trouble at all. Just say you're doing a research project etc.

And I'm not aware of any books about the ideology the group & billy hughes shared, but I can give you a brief summary of what Billy Hughes meant by a new Australian "race". He basically felt that the Anglo-Celtic population in Australia had completely branched off from their European counterparts, he felt that the British had taken the toughest Britons, sent them to an island many considered inhabitable & the Australians thrived. He believed this made the Australians their own race, and not just their own race, a master race.

And yes, you would be right it was a weird mixture of lower class socialists who valued only strength & war. But, they never made their ambitions public to the Australia people, so I wonder how much faith they truly had in their so called "master race".

No, this group did not have any connections in New Zealand, they hated New Zealand & the New Zealanders, they viewed them as a bunch of drunken sailors who fraternized with Maori women and this fraternization is what led to the north & south island being stolen from Australia during federation. There's a letter in the Australian Museum in Sydney in which good old Billy is basically ranting & raving about how the whole ANZAC legend was one of the worst things to ever happen to Australia, saying that the Australians & New Zealanders are not friends, and that you had four different types of new Zealanders at the time of federation, the drunken sailors who had intercourse with eachother, the drunken sailors who had intercourse with the natives, the offspring of the drunken sailors & the natives, & the fecal matter that was left from the sodomite sailors.

And you're thinking, well why did this group want New Zealand so much? They wanted New Zealand because it was part of the planned ring of islands they wanted to conquer around Australia to prepare for the perceived threat from China. This group never feared Japan, they knew Japan would either be crushed by the USSR, the British or the Americans, they always believed the true threat to Australia was China. They didn't care if the invasion from China was 100, even 200 hundred years away they wanted to take control of these islands surrounding Australia as a security measure. When New Zealand didn't federate with Australia, and became it's own nation and part of the Empire, this set the groups goals back considerably.

Clearly Australians doing damage control, disgusting. Get the fuck out of my thread convict kangaroo fuckers

no american says "reckon". get out of here idiot.

We need to range ban Australians on Veeky Forums so they can't derail this discussion

thanks alot man. all very interesting.

So basically, Australians were basically real life /k/ubists, but instead of the murder/k/ube, they have Ned Kelley. Is that basically right?

Not him, but a lot of Southerners do, including myself. Of course, we Southerners don't call ourselves Yanks so your point still stands.

Delete this thread, right now

Ned Kelly & Billy Hughes, yes.
Funny you post Robert Menzies, seeing he was the most prominent member of the group following Billy Hughes.

The white population of Australia between 1788 till around the 1950's were literally a master race. They were a completely different breed of people

>Australia's diplomats in Washington told the Americans that the bombing of North Vietnam should be increased. In early January 1965 Hasluck was concerned that the Americans might opt for negotiations with the North Vietnamese. He cabled the Australian embassy in Washington to urge them to "take advantage of whatever opportunity may arise of helping to bring certainty to American policy and planning". The "certainty" that Hasluck wanted was escalation. In February the State Department said it was under "some pressure" from the Australian government to make a request for troops.
>This was a particularly cynical exercise by the Australian government because it is clear that it was quite indifferent to the survival of South Vietnam or its people but simply wanted to lock the Americans into the ANZUS treaty in case of trouble with Indonesia. The first American combat troops landed in Vietnam in March 1965
>mfw

Doesn't justify Australia starting both world wars & causing millions of deaths & the rise of communism.

Aussie here,
You put in a lot of effort, OP.
Makes me think you're actually serious.
Nice fanfiction though. If you're a forienger, you've entirely misunderstood what the fair go is. You shouldn't speak on a culture you're not a part of, goy.
>he believed Australians were the toughest group of people
But we are?

That's just the tip of the iceberg regarding Australia's involvement in the Vietnam war, my friend.

Shut your fucking mouth, you ignorant cock sucker. I lived in Australia for two years researching the crimes of your barbaric nation. The fair go is tall poppy syndrome personified, doesn't matter what words you dress it with, shit is still shit, doesn't matter what color you paint it.

>Fan-fiction
Disregard all my evidence you koala rooter, also, Australians may have been a tough breed once, but that they are no longer. The group is gone, and so is Australia masculinity. Australia is still yet to pay for it's crimes though, and retribution is coming.

It's just a bit of banter. Not our fault if you can't handle it
Pull your thumb out, dickhead

I just remembered what time it is in Australia, the fuckers are awake. Prepare for this thread to get derailed everyone.

OP, why did they get rid of Harold Holt?

How did Australia cause the rise of communism? That's just ridiculous

>(((Bruce)))
>(((Bazza)))
>(((Sheila)))
>(((Chang who runs fish and chips place down the road)))

He got rid of the White Australia Policy, ruining our superior genes

You shouldn't have made this thread, goy.
A W A K E N M Y B R O T H E R S
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They caused WW1 and WW1 led to the rise of Communism in Russia.

He wouldn't obey them and getting rid of the white Australia policy was the last straw.

Stop being ridiculous

Damage control, fuck you ausnigger. Suck my cock.

Of course he got rid of it, he was a communist spy. Look, I think you have a really good idea but you are completely missing the communist infiltration that has occurred within our country.

Could it be that the Billy Hughes group fell out of favor in the 80's as that's when the communists completed their ascendance?

Chifley killed native communism in 1949 by not getting the army to shoot the strikers

I dunno man. I mean look at our education system. Feminism, colonial apologetism, Safe Schools. Communism is alive and well.

It's not that the Billy Hughes group fell out of favor, it's just that the group seemed to of withered away after the death of Robert Menzies, their cash flow (where ever it came from) stopped flowing & they weren't able to indoctrinate young & new politicians. The last members of the group retired from the military in the late 80's early 90's, and in my opinion the group was already finished, but after that the group was done and any influence they ever had was eliminated.

So you're saying that communism saved the world from the Australians?

That's not communism, that gay social democratic shit, communism seeks to create consensus not "well every-bodies different :)"

crikey m8 it were just sum cheeky bants

Its a true blue world cobbers, you're just living in it

>this fucken thread

bump

I'm pretty sceptical of what OP has said, but I will admit I find it amazing how interfering Robert Menzies was in Britain during WW2. He was the Australian Prime Minister yet he spent most of his time in London. From 1939 to 1941 he was constantly hovering over Churchill, influencing military & domestic policy in the United Kingdom. I actually think he was so interfering that it led to Churchill & Menzies hating each other, and even after Menzies got the boot from parliament he remained in London and continued to fuck shit up. Interesting you're so fussed about Billy Hughes, as he was also in London many times during the war. He remained very involved in British & Australian politics up until his death, and mind you he died at the age of 90 in 1952, so he was pretty old when he was travelling to London with Menzies. I always wondered why a frail & old man took such an active role in British politics when he hadn't even been an active player in Australian politics for 20 years.

Menzies sucked British cock, the only reason we didn't lose New Guinea is because Curtin pulled our North African troops out against the wishes of Menzies and Hughes in London

Fuck Churchill

Woah...
biggest redpill I've had in a while

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>Plato1
Bring back Abbott, bring back knighthoods! Behead Turnbull!

Australians most closely resemble the eternal form of the perfect human. That is true theology. There must be an Australian system of peerage, and foreign peoples will be conquered and constitute the commons.

Aussies truly are a masterrace, tough, vigorous, adapted to harsh climate, ruthless,...

shame they are getting taken over by the chinks.

>when you shitpost so hard you literally try to doom humanity

I'm scared

Leave Australia to me.

Globabl shitposting superpower by 2018

>Australians hate Austria

What the fuck was their problem?