Savior of Europe

The Spanish Inquisition wasn't disbanded until 1834.

t. """"""""white"""""""" Mediterrenean

This isn't funny
This, this is funny

Mistakes into miracles buddy.

Memes don't work that way buddy.

What did Marx do wrong?

why are Germans so autistic?

Romans were Mediterranean faggot. Germany started WW1 I don't even know who that faggot with the mustache is.

>Romans were Mediterranean
b-b-b-b-but we wuz caesars n shit

>clock shows 5.30
>therefore not time to destroy Europe
Feels good to be the good guys this century.

>Germany started WW1
This is a history bord.

Austrians are Germans and those retards started WW1

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Austrians killed the Archduke of Serbia?
Remind me, what would happen if someone from, lets say Mexico, killed Ivanka Trump?

The notion that it was ONLY Germany that started WWII is nothing else but history written in the perspective of the winner.
Britain and France conquered most of the world but evil Germany is the greedy country.

>evil Germany is the greedy country
It is.

/our guy/ + /our girl/

>Charles II had below average intelligence
>Anne Frank had above average intelligence

Does this mean the child be of average intellect?

Color it already faggot

Merely trying to comprehend this question is making me lose IQ points by the second

Any writefags here want to write a backstory for this?

This

Britain and France uplifted the natives and shared their techniology with them while Germans tried to ruthlessly dominate the whole world

The only time you had a colony you tried to genocide the natives there

You're evil

The Austrian government and the army wanted an excuse for war with Serbia, and they delivered their ultimatum knowing we Serbs would never accept it, giving them their Casus Bell.

>prefering to have familiar routine
Schlieffen and Manstein plan would fit more

this'd be nice

you just know a shitcleaner slavshit from poland did this just to read their irrelevant countrys name somewhere

rofl

Everything.

They were black you dumb albino cave beast.

>germans
>germ
>germs

really make you think

Charles II would be a bigger baby than the newborn suckling on Anne's breast

WE

WUZ

>first one
*INHALES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

I want a Charles II dating simulator

Russia mobilized first. That's like reaching for a gun and being surprised the other guy both reaches for his too, declares you to be his shooting target, and also shoots you.

No we haven't

Is there a grid reference? Also I object to using a linear model.

Why did Alberto Barbosa deserve it so much?

Pu-Yi was a bit of a shithead, to be fair.

I'd crank mosley down a bit on what he got and what he deserved, he was a faggot, granted, but mostly just seemed like he was trying to find a "thrid position" considering the relative political instability of Europe at the time.

DE JEWZ!!

>Subject Europe to 5 years of slavery, murder, and oppression
>Enslave or kill millions of Europeans
>Destroy hundreds of cities, towns, and villages, rendering millions homeless.
>Your incompetence leads to millions of German deaths and the utter destruction of Germany
>Years later internet virgins on an Irish dancing appreciation board worship you as being the savior of the white race

Their nation should have been dismantled and turned into a nature reserve after the first chimpout

Italian fascism lasted longer

I am writing a story right now, just give me some time and i'll post it

>be you, Charles II of Spain
>you are the king of the most powerful empire in the world
>you have everything your heart could desire
>except 3 things
>your soullmate, your heir, and your sanity
>there is not much you can do to change it
>for years you've tried finding someone who will love you for who you are
>it's hard loving someone who looks like a literal monster and is half-retarded
>you know it too well, you have just enough sanity left to know it all
>it's not your fault
>you were born this way
>for hours daily you stand silently by the graves of your parents who created you
>you lament and wonder why they did it
>all you want is to be normal and happy
>they bring you stuck up princesses and noble women to make heir with them
>you can't
>you get nervous once in bed with them, you can't do it, they just lie under you like rigid dolls, waiting for you to finish
>nothing ever happens
>they don't care for you
>they don't love you
>they just want you to play your role you were born in with your cursed existence
>you can't do it
>you know you will die childless and alone and your empire will die with you
>you try to preoccupy yourself with games and other fun stuff
>it washes the pain away only for a brief moment

Cont

>one day you are wandering mindlessly through your royal forest
>you try to relax and make the bad thoughts go away
>you walked away too far this time
>you dismissed your guards who follow you usually
>you want to be alone
>luckily you know your forest by heart, you've spent many lonely hours there after all
>you come across a big ditch with a small stream flowing
>you see something lying down there, in the stream
>it's a young girl
>she's either dead or unconcious, floating in shallow water
>you quickly run down to help her
>with the last atom of strength in your weakly fragile body you manage to get her out of there
>you observe her closely
>she can't be older than 13-14
>her clothes look very poor, they're all torn up and filthy
>your fragile mind starts panicking
>you're not sure if she's dead
>you start frantically shouting for guards to help you
>your cries echo through the forest while you hold the girl in your arms

Cont

>for days you have waited for the girl to wake up
>you called up your best royal physicians who serve you with unquestionable loyalty
>they figured out that girl is alive
>but they advised you to kick her out of your court
>they think she's some lowly beggar
>you dismissed them angrilly and ordered your courtiers to put her in your bed
>for days you have waited by her bedside, praying that she wakes up
>one day she finally starts moving
>gratia dei.jpg
>finally she opens her eyes
>her beautiful, sleepy eyes
>she observes her enviroment with surprise and shock
>then she looks at you
>she lets out a light, weak scream
>heartbroken.gif
>she's afraid of you
>oh well, she isn't the first one
>Estás bien, niña? you mutter somehow in your broken voice
>she responds frightingly in a language you cannot understand
>you believe it's German or something
>your tutors tried teaching you foreign languages but you could never remember anything
>this is going to be hard, you say to yourself

Cont

>several weeks have passed
>you’ve managed to learn something about this mysterious girl thanks to your royal translators
>apparently she’s called Anne
>She is a Jewish girl from Germany or Holland or somethin
>okay
>she claims to come from the future
>nice
>she was caught up in the middle of some apocalyptic future war
>cool
>she was caught and imprisoned because she was Jewish
>not cool
>you now quite a little about Jews yourself
>you know they’re not Christians, and that they were expelled from Spain a few centuries ago
>everyone thinks they’re bad
>but this girl is nice
>further more she looks pretty
>she isn’t even that afraid of your ugly face anymore
>She seems thankful for your help
>now she always smiles when in your presence
>for the first time in your life you can feel your rotten black heart beat in your chest
>she seemed abused, starved, and bruised at first when you saw her
>but it’s okay she’s okay now
>her stories force you to think she is some crazy peasant girl
>who cares though, she can’t be crazier than you
>finally you will have someone you can relate to
>your court doesn’t like you bringing her in though
>they think she’s some crazy beggar Jew and urge you to kick her out
>you get angry and threaten everyone that you will resign as a king and go live in the woods alone like a madman you are for the rest of your life, if they do not obey your orders regarding the girl
>they have to accept
>that’s right, Charlie’s the boss, bitches
>You’ve arranged a royal treatment for the girl, plus daily Spanish lessons so you can understand what she’s saying
>finally you will have a friend to talk to and play with
>oh boy

cont

>almost a year has passed since you’ve saved Anne
>she learned enough Spanish to be able to talk to you without problems, and is progressing further every day
>she’s a smart, diligent girl
>her fear of you is completely gone
>now she plays and talks with you happily and with trust
>still she has no idea how she ended up here
‘>she still misses her parents, her family
>she thinks they’re dead by now
>you try to console her as best as you can
>you never had loving parents
>your parents were blood related ffs
>your entire life is a sad, pathetic product of ceremony , rather than love and caring
>you were born as you were because of idiotic customs
>you can’t even imagine how she feels
>but both you and her share your sorrows
>you grow fond of her with each day passing
>you are becoming more and more filled with life and energy thanks to her
>your daily royal duties don’t feel so hard as they did before
>thus your ruling of the empire is slowly improving
>economy is getting better
>inflation isn’t that much a deal anymore
>you’re becoming better at everything
>all thanks to her
>if only you could produce an offspring
>if only you could save your dying empire
>but they will never let you marry her

Cont

>almost two years have passed with Anne as your guest
>the two of you have no secrets to hide from each other anymore
>you know what makes her happy, what makes her smile, what makes her sad
>she does too about you
>she’s the only one in your life who has ever managed to know you
>only she understands you
>only she knows you
>only she loves you
>everyone around you serve you because of interest and cold, soulless ceremony
>but she, she is here because she loves you
>truly God has sent her to your embrace
>but alas your court doesn’t want you to be happy
>they don’t want you to smile
>they want you to be a drooling puppet that they can manipulate with
>they demand to throw her out
>every day they tell terrible lies about her
>they slander her saying she’s some Jewish witch who enchanted you
>you get angry and throw them out every single time
>but they are many and you are weak and alone, you have no one beside you
>only Anne
>you start to believe a plot is brewing against two of you
>you plan out escaping with her
>one night
>you quickly wake her up
>with haste the two of you slide into a secret passage installed into your room

Cont

>several days have passed
You’ve managed to run away with Anne away from your palace
>You quickly managed to grab some horses, food, clothes and flee
>You don’t know much about Spain, this cursed country you were destined to rule over
>You only know there is an abandoned, desolated small royal summer retreat a few days riding north of Madrid
>you remember they took you there as a child
>with the final push of your mind you manage to remember where that is
>the two of you ride incognito there
>by this time everyone is looking for you
>entire country has been alarmed
>the king of Spain ran away with some crazy Jewish peasant girl
>lol who cares
>for the first time in your life, you’re happy
>you have everything you need in your life
>after days of riding you finally arrive
>it’s all shitty and broken but who cares
>the two of you are finally safe
>Anne looks at you lovingly
>”Thank you… for everything.”
>slowly the both of you close in for a kiss
>you finally feel the blackness in your heart fade away
>what started as a kiss turned into a passionate hug
>what started as a hug turned into an entire passionate night
>for the first time in your life, you feel like a man
>you feel like a human being

Cont

>in the meantime you’ve managed to find some local village priest to marry the two of you
>he doesn’t realize who you are, thinks you’re some village idiot and does it out of pity
>After a week the pursuing party has found you
>wellshit.jpg
>apparently they bothered to look up here
>you are sent back to your palace
>Anne is however imprisoned, awaiting trial
>they accuse her of taking advantage over you
>you scream and yell to let her go, you fucking married her
>no one listens to you
>fuck
>you know they’ll just burn her on the stake
>fucking inquisition
>the only hope is to somehow convince the court that you impregnated Anne
>at least you hope you impregnated her
>you start claiming she is pregnant with your heir and if they kill her the child will die too with her
>at first no one listens to you
>they don’t believe you can produce an heir
>you start claiming this is a grave insult against your royal person
>the court gets spooked because titles and customs are everything to them
>finally they agree to put Anne to the test
>heregoes.jpg
>turns out she did, indeed, conceive during your little summer camp
>fucking shock, but also rejoice since Spain finally has an heir
>everyone sees it as a miracle by God
>they let go Anne
>now there is nothing stopping her from becoming your queen
>except one thing
>she is Jewish
>she accepts converting to Catholicism in gratitude of everything you’ve done for her
>soon she is crowned as new queen of Spain
>9 months pass
>she gives birth to a healthy baby boy
>Spain is saved
>Charles is finally happy
>Anne is finally happy
>War of Spanish never happens and Spain remains a global superpower for centuries to come

The end

Well this took longer than expected.

I kinda speeded it up a little at the end, had to go to lunch so sorry about that.

>Irish dancing appreciation board

Now that's one I haven't heard before

youtube.com/watch?v=vtnjd08c2JI

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>mfw the madman actually did it

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When will people shut up about hitler

Turning Veeky Forums into /b/ by copying decade old jokes and circlejerking about it.
OP, just like the jokes nothing has changed, you're still a faggot.

The morons angered by anyone liking anything related to National Socialism won't shut up.

>decade old jokes

Pregnant Anne Frank is actually pretty recent. It only started last year with that copypasta /mu/ wrote

>Spain kicks out the Jews
>Dutch Jewess (then Spanish territory) turns out to be the savior of the Spanish Empire

beautiful

DO IT AGAIN HITLER

>Germany started ww1
This is incorrect and thinking like this is what created the great depression and ww2. Germany merely did the most damage so the allies put the hardest reparations on them. If Hitler had not boosted the economy and military the reparations would have plunged their generation and the next 2 into poverty. The Austro-Hungarian Empire started ww1 when they declared war on Serbia. Please study some more before discussing a topic

DO IT AGAIN HITLER

Loved it.

Charlie's dad lost Holland tho, it wasn't spanish anymore.

Germans and anglos being too nice to germans caused ww2

i-is this the ultimate Veeky Forums meme???

No, it hasn't been turned into a full length manga/graphic novel yet (I'm looking at you Livium)

>>
There is no God.

shit happens

Germany pretty much engineered the war - they encouraged Austria to start a war with Serbia by assuring them that they'd back them up against Russia when the invasion of Serbia inevitably got Russia involved, then once the war was getting started, they invaded Belgium to get at France, which got the British and French on board against them.

And Germany's purpose for entering - rather, for helping Austria-Hungary to engineer - the war was territorial expansion at the expense of Russia and the permanent crippling of France as a major power. Austrian-German communication around the July Crisis more or less explicitly spells this out.

Read something newer than 50-year-old historiography, and get a fucking clue.

i jew

>implying Francewasn't revanchist
>implying the UK also wasn't worried about the increasing German industrial power and influence
>implying russia isn't also at fault for mobilizing first and for defending the ISIS of its day for muh influence in the balkans after losing to japan
Everyone's at fault for WW1, some a bit less than others but still.

>implying French revanchism that they never acted on is a relevant factor

also
>implying British and French worries about growing German power weren't completely correct considering Germany launched one of the bloodiest wars in European history in an attempt to fucking subjugate the continent once it had the opportunity

and finally
>Russia mobilizing first

A-H invaded Serbia on July 28. The Russians, though on alert from 25 July, only ordered general mobilization of their forces on July 30, in support of their Serbian allies.

Bless you, it can't be easy to go through life while being this retarded.

Pregnant Anne Frank wearing a "Make Americ-errra I mean Spain Great Again" cap porn when?

>The notion that it was ONLY Germany that started WWII is nothing else but history written in the perspective of the winner.
Every single /pol/cuck beeds to read about the "golden mean fallacy" because everytine they argue that "both sides" were equally culpable for wwii" they dint understand theyre making the argumebt that history needs to be """fair"" to both sides even though facts tell us exactly what happened

Germans seem to hate anyone ruling Europe even themselves.

Germany was a mistake and the same thing is happening now with Merkel and economic migrants from Central Asia and Africa.

Why does Charles II look like Alucard in that photo?

I cant believe you guys actually pieced this together

Simply ebin.

>Huemac
lel

who is this hottie

It's a guy

>guys can't be hot

>liking guys isn't gay

Who said that?