Post history "JUST" moments

Holy fucking shit is that real ?

yes

Were the Italians so miserably incompetent or were the french really good at stubborn defense ? Do you have more material on this event ?

>300 men all drafted in the past week
>commanded by a pensioner
>using 50 year old weapons
>with no idea they're even being invaded
>against two of the most modern warships in the world
>inflict a crushing victory
>take literally zero casualties

Meant for you

and people said fortresses were obsolete

I don't care if it's a meme, it'll never not be funny.

I just want to say that they did a LITTLE better than that, killing nearly a thousand emu.

>Were the Italians so miserably incompetent or were the french really good at stubborn defense ?

Both
Italian commanders were retards who kept sending waves after waves of men at a fortified position, and the French defenders were resilient as fuck, fighting at nine against a whole army for more than a week (they had no food left on the last three days), even days after the armistice between France and Italy had been signed

classic

So did the French surrender?

>emus as nazis
>emus won more wars than nazis
full JUST mode

France surrendered to Germany and therfore an armistice was signed with Italy on June 25
The guys in the casemate had their radio destroyed (by a grenade that had been thrown in) so they didnt know about that until three days later
Then they indeed gave themselves in (but I don't doubt that, a so much braver guy like you would surely have kept fighting forever despite the fact the war was lost and the supplies had ran out)

France got JUSTed by England a lot in the first half of the 100 Years War

>R*mans

I love real-life stackwipes

Pretty sure they surrendered once they ran out of ammo

>They didn't go with the union and made themselves superpowers instead of falling into obscurity
JUST

Truly our darkest hour

>Royal Britania rules th-

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A Sweden-led Commonwealth would be great, yes.

Wut

Was going to post this lel, Ottoman were great before 1453, really

can't find it on wikipedia,they must've taken that down

holy shit, this is real

>Italians die in droves to an enemy with significantly less numbers
>French surrender
Like pottery

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Posting one of the biggest JUSTs in history

>Z-Zerg rush tactics work guys
>Die to wops

The Fog of War is more real than people think

>*record scratch, freeze frame*
>Yep.. that's me.. you're probably wondering how I got in this mess

Post some from the crusades?

Not quite but close enough

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I can't even blame the Japs, they fucked with the wrong Admiral

>Dutch victory

And France by the English in the second half..

That's the one I was looking for here

>One of the last succesful cavalry charges in history
>Zerg rush tactics don't work
huh?

cavalry worked sometimes

>cavalry was a stupid ide-

>Carf*ginians

>posting 10 defeats from a 1000 year history
You could do this for any nation.

>British naval hegemony before the seven years war

trips of truth

Pictured: a rare occasion of both sides being JUSTed
>Defenders KIA/Executed/Cannibalized
>Attackers fail big time strategically dooming the entire war for their side.

These are humiliating defeats in which the Brits heavilt outnumber the enemy btw
If you take every British defeat for the last 500 years, you easily have over 10,000 of them

>20-30K eaten

I ummm... hmmm.

>I can't even blame the Japs, they fucked with the wrong Admiral
Japs are retarded at sea until the white boi taught them.

DECISIVE
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Crécy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

lol the french are bad at war because of some battles!

Protestants ruin everything

They were also pretty bad in ww2, even if they had a decent navy

no shit

protties are the true cause of everything reactionaries hate

>Soviets tired of their arab allies being BTFO by Israel
>"Fine, we'll show those stupid arabs how it's done and do it ourselves"
>next day
>curb your enthusiasm music

how did this not trigger the Israel attack dog into a rabid frenzy?

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All of Chinese history is one big JUST

Kek

mistakes were made

>mfw you're one of the greatest generals of the warring states
>king changes command of the army from you to a fucking dumbass
>proceed to see all your efforts and all of your army buried alive by said dumbass
>mfw

COPYCAT
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>be an island nation
>have a shit navy
???

>be king
>famous commander and war hero opposes your reforms
>strip him of all offices and sentence him to death on trumped up charges
>he starts a gentry uprising instead of submitting
>spend a year gathering up a royal army and chasing him around the country as he tries to avoid fighting you directly and just rides around stirring people up
>finally corner him against a river
>outnumber his rebel volunteers with your royal army full of winged hussars, dragoons and other elite troops
>get absolutely BTFO

What is this? I'm israeli and haven't heard of anything like this

During the war of attrition Soviets started flying missions for the Arabs due to the Arabs doing badly

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VAE VICTIS

>thiscosthitlerthewar

No Japan did.

ayy

>British Empire at its height

>Know that Japan is coming to attack Singapore
>Begin bunker-building and planting tonnes of artillery in preparation, all of it facing the direction they think that the Japs will come from.
>They attack from the otherside

JUST, I SAY

Arthur Percival had time to prepare and fortify the access points to Temasek,but he didnt because it would undermine 'morale'

>Amry
>Most of these "defeats" resulted in only a few hundred casualties.

>tfw you manage to tackle one of the largest navies in the the world and then fail miserably to finish it off

top 10 most shocking anime reversals
Also 'your marshal who is usually blind sees double' - Napoleon to Bernadotte aide-de-camp after he defeated the Prussian in Auersterdt

Davout*

There are good soldiers
There are bad soldiers
And then there are italians.

But that's what most people unironically believe, you know

>20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten
Every single time.

oh man the story behind that one is fucking great

>1 soup kettle, with presumably all the soup within
Is this the worst Dutch warcrime in history?

>20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten
I'm starting to see a trend in Chinese warfare.

Anyone knows the name of the battle where the French captured ships with a cavalry charge?

>The capture completed, the French conquest of the Netherlands was brought to an end and the French Army captured 14 warships, 850 guns, and several merchant ships.[9] It is one of the only times in recorded military history wherein cavalry captured a fleet,[10][11

JUST

Operation Rimon 20

>Rerun of "A bunch of arabs gang up on israel for a few weeks and get their shit pushed in" episode
>IAF humiliating various air forces left and right in A2A engagements
>Egypt (I think) complains to the USSR that their fighters are subpar compared to American fighers
>Cyka blyat you're just doing it wrong
>Watch THIS
>Soviets send down a bunch of MiG-21s and some of their better pilots to show those backwards arabs how it's down
>Get their shit pushed in by the IAF including a few gun kills (I think)
>Arabs smug
>Israel smug
>USSR embarassed