Post historical Virgin/Chad memes

Abolishing Absolutism was a mistake.

So what does this make the Teutons?

The beta uprising

I hate this meme, it should've stayed on r9k where it belonged

t. virgin

That one made me laugh

Fuck you I can't draw.

Context
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_War

I'm not an orthodoxboo or byzaboo, but this is absolutely the best one I've seen.

beautiful.

Good one.

Not sure if this one counts as historical, but it's still ebin.

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Niiiice

That's because you're always on the left side of these memes lmao

saved

Based pagans

Rather good show of inventiveness

The Soviet Chad looks like he's going to throw the SMG.

SOMEBODY POST FUCKING BLANK TEMPLATE FOR GODS SAKE GODDAMMIT

Wrong, he's going to use it to launch the nade thrown in front of him, like in baseball.

and here i am just wondering how to make a memeball

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Saved.

Kek.

>Falls for the old "clean Wehrmacht" myth.
>Doesn't want to kill civilians, thinks Jews are innocent.
Kek.

WE

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>Jews hating on other Jews means that they are not Jews
???

butthurt much, virgin?
:------DDDDDDD

kek

crusaders BTFO

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Lol this one gets me everytime

good work user

>mfw somebody actually followed up on my suggestion

>caring about nature

>This kike on a cross worshipper who got assblasted
This is why no one takes Christfags seriously.

The problem with this image is that Pagans by "Jewish" mean Jewish by ethnicity/blood, while christians by "Jewish" mean only people who follow Judaism.

>is a dirty redditor that posts on /r/sws and /r/badhistory

Good one but I have to nitpick a little

>Grey doesn't blend into jack shit
First of all they didn't wear grey uniforms like in those old WWII movies from the 70s. They wore a mix of grey and green called feldgrau which actually blends in reasonably well, much more than Soviet uniforms at least

Great, you're having a pinko autist spamming this over the next year til he gets tired.

>Implying that I use rebbit and actually have an account.
Nice try man. And nice try as well.

I don't need read reddit to know that the "clean Wehrmacht" is pure bullshit. The (((Wehrmacht))) was just as cruel and savage as the (((SS))) was on the Eastern Front. German soldiers took part in the atrocities, they raped and murdered countless civilians on the Eastern Front. The Wehrmacht is just as guilty as the Einsatsgruppen and the SS who ran and administered the camps.

This
Both Wehrmacht and WSS did lots of fucked shit

Why are commies so shit at making memes?

The left can't meme

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Mussolini rode a train to Rome

>Jews believe that the Messiah has not arrived and that Jesus was lier and Mary a whore
>Origen and Chrysostom are Greek, Jerome was Illyrian
>They are Jews somehow
>The LARP'er who was so triggered that his shit tier cults are gone he made a forced meme.
>LOL CHRISTKEK IS MAD
Can't make this shit up boys.

Appropriate Mithra and Isis some more, you Christcuck loser lmao, pretend you're not stealing Pagan holidays and making them your own while you're at it. Hey, how's that culture war going, you pedophile?

AHAHAHHAHAHAH TRIGGERED KIKE ON THE CROSS WORSHIPPER AHAHAHAHAHA

worst meme ever

>three irrelevant men that the first christians were not jews
No.

>Jesus spends the whole Gospel narrative railing against the Pharisees, the literal ancestors to the Talmudic Rabbis
>"muh ded kek on a sticc!"

And all the real pagans are dead, congratz.

Dont show this to varg vikernes

Thanks for an advice.

Does anyone have a template?

wtf I hate judeochristianity now

>Three of the most important figures of early Christianity are irrelevant.
This is a history board friend.

There isn't. You just have to edit this one.

t. leviathan

I made this one but found it lackluster...
Does anyone have good facts about Nader Shah or the Ottoman Empires to spice it up?

kek

That's terrible you're supposed to draw the Chad and Virgin yourself

For the Ottomans put
>Still mad about being destroyed by some steppenigger/horsefucker on a elephant
And Nader Shah Chad:
>Seeks to emulate Steppenigger/horsefucker on a Elephant.

why do you leftist SJWs insist on spreading your garbage here?

Disgraceful

Best one by far, I laughed for a whole minute.

I like it.

>an exaggerated meme
>this is somehow lefty/pol/
I really gosh darn hope im not being baited

It's a terrible meme. Universally disliked. Go peddle your trash somewhere else.

You're trying to put this meme on a pedestal

All memes are on a pedestal. Shoo, shoo, faggot!

this doesnt make sense

nader was more turkish than ottoman sultans

someone do a "virgin absolute monarchy" vs "chad feudal monarchy"

Do it yourself you leech

>always ready to throw nearby jew into masturbation machines at auschwitz

there should be a virgin US GI vs Chad NVA soldier

And you can't resize.

And they are doubles.

This was what the Colonials intended all along when they named and shaped these countries, bravo

>riposte
>repost
Was it intentional???

kek

Saved

It had potential but most of these don't even make sense. It's not supposed to be "What I like vs. What I don't."

These suck

Still the best

>Worrying about details in memecraftsmanship.
Daily reminder:
Photoshop = Journeyman Memecrafting.
MS Paint = Master Memecrafting.

i got inspired and made this. give me bountiful captions!
one i thought for enrico is
>hands always prepared to grab nearby valuable byzantine treasure

Getting bitter virgin vibes from the creator of this meme

>the virgin critic