How the FUCK does china make so many cucumbers compared to everyone else? is it because the population...

How the FUCK does china make so many cucumbers compared to everyone else? is it because the population? have they always been good at making cucumbers historically?
worldatlas.com/articles/the-world-leaders-in-cucumber-production.html

OP asking the real questions. Let me do a bit of quick research and come back to you.

Chinese agriculture is really weird. They make tons of the most random vegetables, including cucumbers, asparagus, etc.

Cucumbers and Gherkins Produced (tons)
1.China: 54,315,900
2.Turkey: 1,754,613
Seriously what the fuck. More cucumbers than the fucking entire world combined

China is literally cucumber: the country

Tiny Asian dicks, so they need lots of big cucumbers.

smashed cucumbers are a common side in China while for the rest of the world it is an occasional ingredient only

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Agreed. Thinly sliced cucumber mixed with sesame and hot oil is perfect for drink beer with.

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Cucumbers are disgusting, only the Chinese could possibly produce and consume them.

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>because only reddit watches rick and morty
Yup. Pretty much. Only reddit posts /co/ memes across boards

Yes, are.

>india produces nearly half the amount in the world
huh, neat.

irritable bowels and colon clensers.

or is that celery?

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Nice subtle post user

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China has a lot of people and cucumber salads are a very popular cold dish, particularly in the summer. Stir frying also allows a lot of random things to be cooked together so you can have a dish comprised of cucumbers, pork, eggs, and wood ear.

>Look up produce states in the world
>China produces the most potatos in the planet
Ireland shit out of luck again.

For?

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>not even in the top 25
I've never been this ashamed at my fellow country men.

If you don't eat your cucumber you can't have any chicken tendies, son.

To be fair it's probably more because of Ireland size than anything else.

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>it's mostly the females who tend the gardens in rural societies
>male population has small penis
>cucumber becomes the most popular vegetable

A great leap forward thing. Grow cucumber or be traitor.

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