Can you imagine being a young heir to the throne and having all your maids lusting after your cock?

>tfw you were born too late to be forced into a political marriage with an old noblewoman

Sweet, sweet nectar.

You do realise that the past is an anime. I only start imaging people as actual 3D fleshsacks around the 1900s. Before that they're all Shoujo Manga characters.

Well then, I like the way you think.

>you will never be the princess of a defeated kingdom, forced to go along with all the disgusting requests your captors make of you

>ywn shove your face into her thighs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap#History_of_soaps
Kill yourself you subhuman colonial fuckwit.

Sound pretty horrible

this minus manservants

>only banging maids
> like a peasant

Faggots.

>30 years later
>5 bastard sons cause a civil war through massive we wuzzing and fighting for the crown
>country falls to shit

Just do it Ottoman style and castrate or murder all your brothers.

>not being a trap maid lusting after prince cock

Who hurt your feefes?

>Florence Nightingale will never tie me to a hospital bed and rape me while I'm recovering from a nearly fatal shrapnel wound

This

What kinda faggot are you, boy?

>yfw you will never be the court astrologer and mystic
>ywn tell fortunes that decide the fate of the kingdom
>ywn draw occult symbols on the castle maids bodies and fuck them until their eyes are rolling back into their head as a "banishment rite" to keep the bad spirits out

>wikipedia

>How dare you use the most readily available sourced document to rebut my retardation

>You will never be anything but a dweeb shitposting on a Chadian betas anonymous hookup app

Speak for yourself nerd

Why bother living?

>i will never be a young maid who gets sexually bullied by her noblewoman master

Except court astrologers were often beheaded if they were wrong

Doesn't matter as long as you're not killed.

They don't got shit unless they get acknowledged.

No, all I can do is practice Virtue.

They'll make you do laundry?

>Implying that stopped bastards from trying

"Sit here in this tower until we find some relative to buy you out of imprisonment"

I think they have more womanly duties in mind.

They want you to do cooking too?

Fetch me beer you diseased slag

it's fun imagining all the "handsome, cute" boys as traps

>ywn discuss Mishima's "Patriotism" with a cute anime girl as you lewdly tease her

t. ck2 pro

did meidos ever take responsibility for sexually educating the young master

A man could dream

nannies would jerk you off and give you drugs to make you sleep as a kid in the 19th century

If you have enough bastards it does not matter at all that you have bastards...

>have 30 bastards
>no one will stand out
>Life is good

See Genghis, 5% of world population has his DNA

user somehow manages to be the first incel king

This is an anime website, user.

>what are cliques

Go to bed, Lalatina

Florence Nightingale was a prude, the title of "The Lady of the Lamp" was her stalking the halls of her hospitals with a lantern to make sure none of the nurses were getting to friendly with the wounded.

Now image being rubbed off by a lusty nurse avoiding some old witch.

Can you imagine being Marie-Louise d'Orléans, forced to marry Charles II?

Never.

>wanting to be touched by 3D thots

>he doesn't want to be a qt young noblewoman
>he doesn't want to tease the squires and manservants
>he doesn't want to grind and suck the everliving fuck out of them, always careful to not lose your virginity
faggot

>implying there were any "real people" before 1900

No, but I can imagine Anne Frank doing so.