How good of an investment would it be to sell one of my 3 ethereum coins so I can have money to lose my virginity to...

How good of an investment would it be to sell one of my 3 ethereum coins so I can have money to lose my virginity to this asian hooker on backpage?
I'm 22 by the way

she has fucked THOUSANDS of guys

you will get herpes at least

don't do it friend

I got blackmailed by a whore from BP for 2 months and after she said I was good she put a bunch of stuff about me going to a whore on Facebook, thus ruining my life.

I have a new life where I make money in the Stock market, don't do it OP.

Have fun getting arrested

How often do they set up sting ops for hookers?
This one is pretty suspicious. The listing has obviously fake pics but she insists theyre real. She wanted me to stand by the entrance to the hospital and to tell her when I was there, then she gave me an address to a house a block away

Got spooked so I left but she called me and it was definitely an asian female

Shes also like $100 cheaper than other hookers around

dude asian whores on bp shouldn't cost more than $100-150...so you're looking at a fraction of an eth at best. you'd be overpaying if you spent a whole eth

also, in a few months remember that 1 eth = 1 lambo so if you wait you'll get that lambo and attract tons of azn gold-diggers by dint of your luxurious automobile.

are you doing reverse image search fucko. are you also googling her goddamn number and seeing if there are past reviews

cashing out eth to buy entrance to yellow pussy is not what Vitalik originally intended. it's not his Vision.

pls think this over. i am your Veeky Forumsbro.

Shes $170/hr
Ive messaged/called all the other regulars on backpage and I had no idea the price of pussy was that high. Theres middle aged obese women charging $350/hr, disgusting

Yeah I reverse image searched and its a model just like I thought
Looked up the number and nothing came up which I thought was weird because "she" spams backpage multiple times a day

look for one who is willing to do it for 1/2 hour.

1 hour is waaay too long. trust me on this one. especially if she's hot you'll nut in 15 mins.

the full hour is a ripoff because they are just trying to maxx out how much they can get per customer whilst minimizing quantity of clients per day.

this is a very basic bizknees concept.

>actually uses a full hour.

She also does 1/2 hour but I thought thatd be too short
Half an hour is $140

i recall that bp no longer allows escort listings.

what section are you looking under.

this doesn't sound good, i would avoid. could be either a trap or bait-and-switch. always avoid the ones who use model/photoshopped looking photos.

the candid photos are best but those could also be taken from someone else's social media page.

All the escort ads just moved to the women seeking men dating section

Honestly it does sound super sketchy but its in a nice area of town. My guess its some slightly ugly asian chick who doesnt want to use her own pics

consensus is that all asian ads are fake. Usually its an old nasty asian lady that answers door. A lot have reported old black women answering when they arrive also. If that's what it is, just leave user.

also i can tell you if it real or fake within 30 seconds of looking at the ad.

stupid!!! don't do it

dude just go fap right now and you won't be thinking of spending 300$ for 15 minutes of enjoyment

>if she's hot you'll nut in 15 mins
You can't go again after nutting?

nothing is good on backpage

visit nevada and find a cutie

backpage is all scams. and differnt girls


it is horrible.

go to an asian massage parlor much better

get a happy ending and massage

I'm not horny rn I'd just like to get the whole virginity thing out of the way

No

I would own up to it tbqfhwy

Its not the oldest profession for no reason

Your 1 ethereum wasted on an anime blowjob will be worth over 1k a year from now ...sell it

in a few years people are going to look back at this user and laugh at him for buying a hooker with an ETH when it will be worth $10,000