What's the point in hiring a prostitute if you have to wear a condom?

Are you retarded?

>your own hand rubbing against your cock

>the insides of a girl's vagina rubbing against your cock

seriously only virgins complain about wearing a condom. lol

must suck being cut

Think of how much better Western society would be if our ancestors would've sent every last nigger back to Africa.

>stds don' exist
They did but they just dealt with them and died lol you could just blame it on demons or some shit

>a layer of plastic between you and the girl

It's not even really sex if your penis isn't touching the inside of her vagina.

I've fucked 3 hookers without a condom, never gotten an STD

Any tips on selecting the girl?

I fucked a prostitute without a condom a couple weeks ago. They'll let you if they like you.

>>hooker likes you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

it's not real sex unless your brains directly touch and send signals directly to each others orgasm centers.

Doesn't matter. The vagina still rubs and grips your dick enough to bring you to blissful sensation and an eventual orgasm

>All this coping

just as with any other job there's customers you like more and customers you like less or dislike, and the customers you like more you're going to give better service.

Here's a tip...

Forget hookers/escorts.

Go on craigslist and look for someone who wants to watch his wife get fucked.

>casual encounters
>mw4m

You'll find one sooner or later who's looking for a guy in your age range and wants his wife to get fucked raw.

I know I can always come here to find insightful discussion of the most important business and finance topics.

is this Veeky Forums?

that's disgusting dude

>STDs didn't exist

Syphilis literally was reaching epidemic levels at the time my dude

are you me? You are literally stealing this out of my playbook. And I know I've posted this on a forum or two. You must have read it.

thanks just lost my job 100k starting

yup. condoms fucking suck.

>muh real sex meme
all i know is it feels good and i orgasm. kys

Honestly I don't think I'd be able to get off with some cuck watching me in the corner

Thread is about hiring someone.

like, as in pay them double?

you must be more sensitive then me then. I can't even get it up in a condom.

I've done it. He even took my hand and stuck it in her asshole. They had kids my age lol.

no, like as you hit it off well. Of course a little tip to show your appreciation never hurts either

the only people i know that don't mind condoms are virgins or people who've only had sex once

that tends to happen with beta males

You did the cucking? Story pls

Continue

nice just bought 100k

have you ever fucked a girl?

That's why you gotta talk to shit to the guy as you plow. "You like this shit you fuckin cuck look at dat small as white boy wiener."

Bonus points if you're white and you say this.

Yes, one woman many times a long time ago. Never used a condom because she couldn't have kids.

I bought some condoms about 5 years ago and tried one on and masturbated with it. It felt like sex would be a shit experience with it on.

Condoms are terrible.
Get a long term girlfriend who is on birth control and jizz in her. You'll both be happier.

Only mutilated dicks would say sex with a condom feels good

>Yes, one woman many times a long time ago. Never used a condom because she couldn't have kids.
I will admit that infertile women are great.

80% of the fun of sex is squeezing your dick into a chick and dominating her

the sensation is reduced but you hardly notice it

condoms only bother me because it always gets me out of focus when I have to put one on in the middle of foreplay

... not understand the risk of stds...
natural selection is still real in the human race.

Are you retarded or just circumcised?

you wear those short shaft condoms and feel the pussy grips at the base of your dick as well as her ass cheeks against you. you get hugs back and get a face full of ass if you want and kisses and moans.

depends on whether you are short fused or uncircumsized, I'm neither

feels bad man

when those aren't just creepy as fuck they're some kind of scam or mugging, who's going to report to the cops that they got robbed while meeting up for some contractual sex with another dude's wife?

blue board

What are you talking about faggot

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>short shaft condoms

How does that not expose you to STDs?

no.
having mucus on your skin doesnt expose you to stds. herpies doesnt work the way people claim. its works by blood transmission or bodily fluids to bodily fluids. like if you pop inside a girl, herpies can go into your pee pee hole. or if she swallows your cum, then she can contract it.

i went to a strip club during a slow weekday afternoon and got a quickie from some petite black girl. i sat in a corner, back turned towards a wall, the chair arm rests were high enough to cover us so from a distance it looked like she was just giving me a lapdance with her panties to the side. she slipped a tight condom on me since my dick is like 5.5 inches long and rode me cowgirl then swiched over and rode me with her tits in my face. lasted like 2 minutes. tied the condom off and stuck it in my pocket and threw it out when i went to take a piss. best 100 i spent.

Watch PUA videos on Youtube, Tom Torero is my guy, shit has improved my game a lot

Sex without love is as meaningless as love without sex

Wish that was true

I somehow got this hoe pregnant twice in 3 months

was pulling out diligently the second time around too

>hiring prostitutes
kek

the other guys probably weren't pulling out bro...

My experience is the foreplay is terrible as well because you dont want to exchange fluids.

Having sex with hookers is pretty shit if you want to minimise the risk of getting ill.

She wasn't on effective birth control then.

t. guy with lots of stds

>its works by blood transmission or bodily fluids to bodily fluids. like if you pop inside a girl, herpies can go into your pee pee hole. or if she swallows your cum, then she can contract it.

I'm pretty sure 95%+ of STD transmission is due to the little cuts that occur on the penis and vaginal walls due to the vigorous rubbing and the tiny capillaries exchanging blood, or other bodily fluids getting into these cuts.

the first one feels good. the second one doesnt.

the thought occurred to me but she's already too busy trying to make time for me as it is

my guess is she didn't actually take her birth control regularly after the abortion and thought she was safe for a while

What he said.
Sex with your loving wife is much better and satisfying than sex with a hooker or random slut.

LMAO at all the PUA wannabes.

>you dont want to exchange fluids.

What do you mean? I would assume kissing a whore or having her give you a blowjob is fine as long as you check her mouth for sores.

You can still get STDS from blowjobs. I just get footjobs/handjobs/sniff her armpits/make her suck my toes. Seems pretty safe.

Mate, herpes comes from skin contact with an infected body part. And if you touch it with your finger you can infect everything you touch with it.

You're not entitled to sex. Consider yourself lucky to at least have the opportunity to hire a prostitute.

this, its passed on by contact through the skin by the active sores. When they aren't there you can't catch hpv
t.ex girlfriend had it and i never caught it

Thats true. Kissing is relatively safe in general and even safer if you check her mouth. But you can never be entirely sure if she has nothing odd in her throat for example. Or a small wound in her mouth. But it is indeed low risk.

Also Tinder exists now

2/10's can literally scrape the bucket for other 2/10's, the dating market has become unbelievably liquid

wew, so it wasn't real sex when I fucked that tranny in the ass?

That's not true. People's body reacts differently to herpes. You can have herpes where you never get sores and pass it on to someone and they'll get sores. You could have herpes and genuinely have no idea.

Do you think Tinder sluts are less or more risky than regulated prostitution (ie Germany)?

women who have only engaged in safe sex are still virgins
t. the geniuses of Veeky Forums

The market will reach max efficiency when you'll be able to connect yourself to a computer a have sex with another person in a virtual world. Matches will be calculated instantly like if you were playing an online FPS.

If you're trying to have condomless sex and you're ugly as fuck you don't have any other choice

legally

I doubt ugly chicks are getting enough action to be serious STD risks

>Sex with your loving wife is much better

t.stay-at-home-wife

Maybe we should start an online STD free register where people can sign up and share their test results. In return they get a STD free seal of approval. Which lasts 45 days.

well i dunno, she had face herpes so i avoided kissing and stuff when she had a visible sore
i was pretty careful so i dont think i got it

hahaha
No, that's not how it works. There aren't 2/10 women because some beta loser will always give them more value than what they're actually worth. But no woman will ever give a 2/10 male more value.

Also, as long as your confident/nonchalant you'll be surprised how easy is to pay a regular woman acquaintance for sex.

State-regulated prostitution requires regular STD checks.

The problem is I think STDs sometimes don't show up immediately, and of course, she can contract it and give it to you between the tests.

What would be great is daily tests, but we'll probably have to wait a decade or more until they invent super fast and cheap handheld testing devices.

They also need to pay to use our services.

Women will trade up or down, the split is 50/50 population wise so it is how it works

unless you are so genetically and socially bereft that you can't get one of the ugly fatties desperate for attention on there

Found them on craigslist on a wm4m ad. I was really horny and hadn't gotten laid in well over a year. I drove about an hour to their place, some swanky million dollar cabin tucked in the woods. Told a friend where I was and had my pocket knife ready in preparation for some craigslist killer bullshit.

Husband opens the door. I'm a big dude (6'5 240) but this guy was a John Goodman looking motherfucker. Wide as the door. Didn't help calm my nerves. Wife comes to the door we hug then go to their room. She's high af, smokes me up a bit. Husband just standing in the corner petting the cat. This chick was red haired with massive 38DD tits, probably 5'0 tall. She takes her shirt off, gets on her knees, pulls my pants down and starts titty fucking herself with my dick. Then we hop on the bed and start fucking.

Pussy was loose as fuck. Hotdog down a hallway tier. Couldn't feel anything. She gave good head. But she had a serious fupa and double chin at the right angles. I was having trouble getting off. Husband kept walking in and out of room which made it hard for me to relax.

Then he start fingering her and I think she sucked his dick at one point which was pissing me off because of all the fluid transfer. I didn't want some old cuck's DNA on my body.

She wants me to cum in her but it was just too loose. Towards the end the husband grabs my hand and guides my finger into her butthole. We finish up shortly afterwards. Say our goodbyes. They were very chill.

As I stop at a gas station on the way home I'm pumping gas and see that my thumbnail is damn near completely brown.

Stupid me fucked her raw too, when she is probably soliciting sex with 12" BBCs on a weekly basis.

They've been texting me for the last 6 months and I haven't wrote back.

what the fuck man that's disgusting

I threw up a little in my mouth reading that. If you're that hard up for sex, why not bang a hooker. Sure they take cock for a living, but they'll treat you right and show you a great time, and are usually 8/10 or more unlike the snorlax you described. Plus you won't have some weird pervert watching you the whole time. Hookers are the way to go if you need some emergency relief.

this is why you go with semi-pro girls who let you nut in them.

just message hot girls on dating sites and ask them point blank

Last week I fucked a working girl

I spent 10 minutes talking to here about cryptos and how she get transfer money back to her home country.

Syphallis came from the New World post Contact. Not Medieval. And yes the virgin soil syphallis epidemic was fucking brutal. The worst strains actually burned themselves out.

mother of god

that is fucking groce

but hats off to you for going through with that shit

how did you feel afterwards? shameful? disgusted?