Why is buying crypto so damn complicated? Yet it's still incredible valued...

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why is buying crypto so damn complicated? Yet it's still incredible valued these days.

I'm a newbie and thought of buying SIA and ARK. So I calculated that these are the steps to buying them:

acquire FIAT by working IRL
put FIAT on your bank account
certify for a Visa payment card and have it issued by your bank
register to Cuckbase because literally no other exchange lets a non-American newbie deposit FIAT money
buy BTC from Cuckbase because that's the only crypto you can buy with FIAT
next, register to another exchange that has an SC/BTC market
send your BTC from Cuck to this exchange
wait, and pay transfer fees at every step
learn how to place a buy order
hooray, if you played your cards right, you now have an x amount of play money on a private website instead of holding FIAT in your hands
go tell your friends about the 400 siacoins that will one day make you rich if this magical technology is one day put to use

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

yeah, but it easy once you get through the initial set up hoops, you just have to force yourself to do it

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It's not complicated, you're just retarded. Using Coinbase is proof of that.

whereismyname
whereismyname

buy BTC from Cuckbase...
Stopped reading here... Send your fiat to GDAX and buy there - avoid coinbase's fucking markup.

It's literally fucking simple.
Fiat > Coinbase/GDAX > Bittrex = DONE

MPmaster
MPmaster

I know them troubles, kid.

Meeting a group of buddies to tell them about the ponzi scheme that's running before they buy monopoly money.

Buying into ARK & ETH plus aiming for two mooncoins instead of partying. I'll let you know if its worth it in a year user.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

GDAX

I'm from Finland and I bet it's more complicated for me than Coinbase.
I will not provide the company selfies, gas bills and other stupid shit to buy crypto.

Emberfire
Emberfire

OP: you are one dumb son of a bitch

1) go to btc atm with bittrex QR code ready
2) deposit cash you withdrew from your bank account

It's that simple. It's that fucking simple yet you can't fathom to do even the most menial, easiest tasks. Fucking neck yourself.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Principles always cost a lot of money
Enjoy!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Nigger GDAX is literally owned by the same people that own Coinbase, if you verified on coinbase you're already verified on GDAX you stupid son of a bitch.

Bidwell
Bidwell

no monopoly money for you then pheasant

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

BTC ATM
Those have absolutely atrocious markup. The one in Norway had 12% higher cost than what was listed on coinmarketcap when i checked it out, while localbitcoins seller had a 5% markup.

Localbitcoins is by far the best method to convert from fiat when considering difficulty to use, time and price.

girlDog
girlDog

All of you fucking retards.

have money on bank
send money to Bitstamp via bank transfer
buy LTC, BTC or XRP with the money
???
Buy hookers

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

This, kek.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Europeans who use Coinbase over Kraken deserve to be poor.

farquit
farquit

paying creditcard fees
just fucking wire transfer from your bank account retard

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is that Jasper Pääkkönen or really Varg?

I can't tell.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

just wait until you try to get your gains back into fiat to buy shit

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Won't need to in a few years, just hodl

Methshot
Methshot

not a varg.

Flameblow
Flameblow

send money to exchange
buy coins

WOW so hard OP
fuck me I give up on this crypto shit

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Pretty elaborate shill thread on 2 shit tokens.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Crypto gave me more money than any jobs, thanks god for bitcoin

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

fiat >rsgp > btc

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

get cash
buy BTC from BTC vending machine

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

my bank are being a bunch of faggots and not letting me put any money into coinbase, why is this?