Tell me about some /x/-tier or supernatural events happened in history?

Tell me about some /x/-tier or supernatural events happened in history?

Other urls found in this thread:

fanfiction.net/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Plague_of_1518
youtube.com/watch?v=uG7VtVr4eFw
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1593_transported_soldier_legend
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_celestial_phenomenon_over_Nuremberg
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_children_of_Woolpit
youtube.com/watch?v=CTUt3bUV9JY
youtube.com/watch?v=KdI0QzcWfio
youtube.com/watch?v=sHCHEykUxP4&feature=youtu.be&t=6m37s
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
youtube.com/watch?v=y3K5Vt8I1EU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Münster_Rebellion
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimenides
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Jesus of Nazareth rising from the dead.

>happened in history

fanfiction.net/

>implying it didnt
Ye of so little faith

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter

A bunch of almost hairless apes went from picking berry bushes to launching a rocket to the moon in around 4000 years.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Plague_of_1518

>Tell me about some /x/-tier or supernatural events happened in history?

Great Pyramid of Giza is at the speed of light in latitude.

youtube.com/watch?v=uG7VtVr4eFw

In 1853, early Free Love advocate and radical Spiritualist preacher John Murray Spear confined himself to a shed with some of his closest followers and constructed out of magnets, wires, and clockwork what they hoped would be a New Messiah, an electro-mechanical deity they called the New Motive Power. After nine months, Spear ritually "birthed" his new god and threw the switch on it. What he learned next so disturbed him that he immediately took the thing apart, hid the parts, burned his blueprints, and never spoke of it again.

There's nothing /x-tier about that. Besides your years are totally off.

>is relationships with his wife, daughter, and son also suffered. This became evident when he started telling visitors that his wife had died (despite the fact that she was still alive) and that the woman who frequented the building was simply her ghost.

That's cold mang.

>fouder mister printer the Nowing ones complane of my book the fust edition had no stops I put in A Nuf here and thay may peper and solt it as they plese
>,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

>1788 colonial America or some shit
>Out camping in the Spaniards land
>Wake up late in the star filled night
>My wife also wake up
>As we look out of the tent this coyote it.. it..
>Stood up on it's hind legs and the fucker fucked my wife right infront of me

This is supposedly the reason I was so wild as a child.

colonial united states*

The real question is the amount of hair of aliums that build the Giza pyramids ~500 years earlier.

Sounds like valis desu

What he saw was the first meme ever, and it was beautiful

>tip

>no one posted this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event

the machine simply didn't meet his expectations there was no disturbing revelation it simply fucked up

Nothing paranormal about a fucking meteor.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident

No it isn't

Those numbers dont line up at all

WW II never happened

Not supernatural just a wild coincidence, but how the Pope, De Nogaret, and Philip IV all died before the end of the year after the stake burning of the Templar grand master.

Still haven't figured that easy one out? Lol

dipp
:DDDD

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1593_transported_soldier_legend

Show me extra-biblical proof and I'll believe you.

What was that event where a bunch of medieval people saw spaceships battling it out in the sky?

was it aliens user

lucky that it landed in uninhabited siberia rather than literally any other place on earth

There was no such thing.

What? When that happened?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_celestial_phenomenon_over_Nuremberg

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1593_transported_soldier_legend

spooky

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_children_of_Woolpit

It was and maybe still is more probable than in some large settlement. Also, some sciencefag could know if it's more probable, due earth rotating,athmosphere and other things, for some space junk to hit "horizontally aligned" land area like Russia than "vertically aligned" like Chile.

>4000 years
what are you doing on the Veeky Forums board?

It told him that traps are gay, and he couldnt handle it

>No it isn't
>Those numbers dont line up at all

Yes it is.

youtube.com/watch?v=CTUt3bUV9JY

youtube.com/watch?v=KdI0QzcWfio

Not actually all that weird. They straight up wrote where they were going on the tree. "Croatoan" was an island not far to the South of the colony that had a native tribe living on it. The weirdest part about it all was that there was no physical evidence to substantiate what happened. But the most likely course of events was a bunch of colonists that didn't know the new land that well endured a harsh winter and decided to abandon their colony and get friendly with the locals that seemed to know a thing or two about surviving. The reason it was considered so strange at the time despite croatoan being a pretty obvious clue was that no one wanted to think that a bunch of supposedly culturally superior Europeans would willingly abandon their civilized colony to live with savages, hence the huge mystery of the colony and the oddly light skinned and friendly natives to the south

No, just hypothermia. The wiki article even talks about it. Ever heard of snow burn?

The only thing remotely "strange", and only in an unlikely versus likely wat, is that the meteor didn't hit water.

Don't answer him for me you fuck

>They straight up wrote where they were going on the tree. "Croatoan" was an island not far to the South of the colony that had a native tribe living on it.

But it did not say "We are leaving to got to Croatoan." It just had the one word.

Possible interpretations, based on a one word message, include but are not limited to:

"We are abandoning the colony and going to Crotoan."

"We are being attacked and overrun by savages form Croatoan, avenge us, wish I had time to carve more than this on a tee but busy being slaughtered like dogs."

"I want to carve 'Croatoan' on this tree for reasons that have nothing to do with abandoning the colony, which will happen in a few months for reasons I have not foreseen."

"Aliums abducting us all, the bastards on Croatoan told them our women are particularly juicy."

Various bits of scattered evidence suggest at least some of the colonists wound up surprisingly far inland, but nothing is conclusive. Any number of things could have forced an evacuation of the colony, to Croatoan initially or elsewhere. Disease, an ultimatum from the Croatoans to get moving, an ultimatum from somebody else to get moving, a hurricane, etc. could all be the cause. It is not particularly mysterious that a colony failed -- but we don't know exactly what wiped this one out.

Still, because the colony vanished, there was an outdoor drama about it; and because there was an outdoor drama about it, a young actor named Andy Griffith got his start; and because Andy Griffith got his start as an actor, he eventually made "Mattlock;" and because of THAT I got to be in a TV show many years ago. So it was not a total loss.

O god not this senseless faggot again

Nobody cares about your self reinforcing fairy tales. Quit posting Bible passages as if it's any different than citing a paragraph from one of Janet evanovich's latest smut books

>Alzheimer

>large meteor in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere disintegrates before it hits earth

Am I missing something?

what about the dudes who got flattened?

Nice bait

>Hypothermia

Definitely explains why they had blunt force trauma injuries inside their bodies but no external wounds. Also levels of radiation. You're so smart user, I'm glad you posted.

There apparently was a whale in Constantinople that fucked with the shipping into and out of the Bosphorous for over 50 years in the 6th century. It also used to attack people, until it accidentally beached itself in the harbor and was hacked to death by pissed off locals

Depends on what units you use.

>1 INT 1 LUCK run

i would've accused him of being a luck succubus if i lived then

"At lest Adams still lives."

Sounds of the gods deserting the city before Alexandria fell to the Caesar formerly known as Octavian.

Visions of Constantine before defeating Licinius.

And he other analogous incidents that seemed to go on all the time back then...

That sounds retarded

>caned his wife after faking his death and seeing her dry-eyed at the funeral
Even colder

>ywn have a green loli

Yea but years later colonists found a bunch of honkey lookin injuns with mayo ass names like Smith and John

They still haven't opened the files on Area 51 to the public. WTF is up with that.

youtube.com/watch?v=sHCHEykUxP4&feature=youtu.be&t=6m37s

yes'm

Sauce pls

the immortal count or count of st german is a always a fun to read about desu

I love spooky Veeky Forums threads. BUMP

Rasputin

nigger got stabbed in the gut in an assassination attempt and lived, later he was invited to someone's house where the hosts fed him cyanide filled cake and wine, he didn't seem affected so they shot him in the head, then they threw his body in the river. the cause of death was officially labelled as drowning, and when he was cremated his body sat upright.

he was the main source of inspiration for M. Night Shyamalan's Unbreakable, the main character's weakness being water.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

le ebin atheist. let me guess, you believe in communism and multicultural societys work better than nationalistic ethno states?

4000?

Fun fact, he nearly made it out of the sack they put him in when they threw him out in the river.
he only sat up straight because of tendons pulling together tho.
Fucker was durable as all hell and had a giant dick (which is on display somewhere kek)

He was shot in the head once and died
They did preserved his dick though which was BBC tier

>Quit posting Bible passages as if it's any different than citing a paragraph from one of Janet evanovich's latest smut books

It's only different because we are plagued by it's false definition of God and as a historical document it can be examined in the context of pagan theology.

youtube.com/watch?v=y3K5Vt8I1EU

>the immortal cunt

None.

Even today bitches cant help but stare at it longingly

secret military technology, why would they

A Beluga actually made the Bosphorus his home after escaping a Soviet aquarium or something in the 90's. Eventually it had to be given back to the Soviets but the people had fond memories of feeding it stuff and overall playing with it. Must've brightened up the 90's gloom of Istanbul.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare

I guess this guy just had some genetic abnormality, but it still creeps me out

It's not his dick, it's from some animal. Literally 99% of shit people think they know about Rasputin is a meme.

>the cause of death was officially labelled as drowning
Nope, that's a myth. Official autopsy ruled it was the fucking gunshot to the head that killed him. Also there probably was no poison since no trace was found in his stomach, another bullshit Yusupov invented.

>this liberal bullshit

Or the natives just slaughtered them all and took the women

Chief Powhatan told John Smith he was a part of the war party that slaughtered the settlement. I honestly wonder why people 400 years after it happened are inventing ghosts and aliens and mysteries when the fucking perpetrator confessed to it and even bragged about it.

But we still pick berry bushes.

Communism and multicultural societies are more Christian than nationalistic ethno-states

you wear le funny hat xDDD

>communism is christian

>Live cats and puppies

Were his doctors 9 year old latent psychopaths or something?

All this Rasputin stuff boils down to court chatter. The sources are weak. It's literally just a shitty myth.

Well honestly socialism is more christian than anything else. The Bible preaches about supporting your neighbor and community effort and all that. Has some pretty serious stuff to say about idolization, which some people would equate with consumerism I guess.

Not that you're actually interested in an answer, anyway. You just like to shit on anyone that doesn't adhear to your particular brand of insanity. This will come as quite a shock to you I'm sure, but not everyone fits a conveniently dismissed archetype

O no shit? What's the source for that? I never looked all that far into it so I'm not really surprised I never heard of this. Plus the above (evidently wrong) explanation seems plausible enough in the absence of any physical evidence, so I never looked farther into it.

no paranormal stuff happened here but its an interesting read, there were probably many crazy cases like this one during protestant reformation and HRE wars
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Münster_Rebellion

>The Bible preaches about supporting your neighbor and community effort and all that
By charity, not by coercion

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimenides

>While tending his father's sheep, Epimenides is said to have fallen asleep for fifty-seven years in a Cretan cave sacred to Zeus, after which he reportedly awoke with the gift of prophecy

This is fucking terrifying.

Nothing is Christian unless an actual faith in God is involved. This will come as quite a shick to you I'm sure, but Christianity is primarily about belief.

more, please

lmao those expressions on the painting had me laughin for minutes already

It isn't primarily about faith, it's entirely about faith. It asks you to put all of your trust in something that can't possibly be verified or even supported with empirical evidence. But that wasn't really the point of the original post, which attempted to catagoricaly dismiss a single opinion by arbitrarily associating it with every other belief you don't like just to make the world easier for your head to digest. Christfags are the fucking worst not because there's any inherent problem with believing in a god, but because they believe doing so guarantees their position in the face of any opposition without anything to justify it, and this is a classic example

Communism is atheistic so it cannot be Christian by any standard. You asshurt jew.

Well that's all a matter of perspective, isn't it? Coercian isn't an inherent property of all socialist structures.