HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT MY LAPTOP STOLEN WITH MY ETHEREUM WALLET ON IT! 200 ETHEREUM GONE!
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT MY LAPTOP STOLEN WITH MY ETHEREUM WALLET ON IT! 200...
post public key
Just ask Tyrone to give it back.
yo, the fuck is eth?
he doesn't leave his money on the exchange
I bought lower but sold fuck it still in the game Yolo swag
ooooooh see that's why i keep mine on my phone
That's why you keep it on a device that is easier to steal?
How do you leave 200 eth on a single laptop and don't have a backup plan. Seriously. Is a 100$ Ledger such an investment that you can't afford one?
Reminder to at least have 3 trackers with webcam access on your laptop so you can find and kill jamal and get your coins back.
carrying around an $80000 laptop
you're a dummy
He fell for the don't keep crypto on the exchange meme
He didn't just enable 2FA and huge unguessable passwords on both his email and the exchange
this is why i keep my ETH on poloniex. cunts can only steal $2000 per day and i check that shit every day
He fell for the wallet meme
how do I get a webcam tracker for my laptop?
if this is legit
guarantee while the eth is gone, those cunts will only pawn the laptop for $500 not knowing its worth alot more
GOOD JOB YOU KEPT BACKUPS, RIGHT?
By the sounds of your ignorance, by leaving 200 eth on laptop, unencrypted, unbacked up..
Im guessing u can prob shell into that bitch..
There are a ton out there that you can get
Google it nigga
They'll be lucky to get $100
I wonder if pawn shop owners have learned to check such items for crypto yet
One lucky son of a bitch college kid is going to pay $600 for a used laptop cause he needs it for some class and suddenly discover he no longer needs to go to college.
No, whoever the dipshit is who ends up with the laptop won't be able to get through the login screen and will end up just wiping it clean, unaware that it's worth almost 6 figures.
buying coins that have a wallet release
you fucked up
I thought most wallets now days come with crash plans or 12 word keys to recover the wallet.
not using a paper wallet tattooed on your skin
WOW. you made 3900 DOLLARS
you are the envy of the entire crypto world!
This is unironically a good idea
only works for incels
*you made 3900 dollars in less than 9 months!!
anyone with a phone can scan your private key
implying anyone is ever going to see my dick
not encrypting your laptop's storage
You deserve this
Hacker day 1: change your password
You day 2: fukt
not using an stenography version of your qr code
That's ok user, just reload your backup wallet into a new software on a new computer.
Wait... you did encrypt your hard drive and wallet file didn't you user... and you did have your backup / brain seed in a safe place
Just remember user, Jamaal has no idea what ETH is and will sell your computer for $50.
TFW don't keep crypto on exchanges
TFW have encrypted wallet JSON save to HDD
TFW encrypted wallet is on 2FA protected cloud host
TFW encrypted wallet also on private server
Don't want the risk of exchanges getting hacked. I'm also not stupid enough to lose my wallet.
he doesn't keep his crypto in a hardware wallet inside a safe hidden behind a painting
Damn Nigger you dumb.
2fa and a big password doesn't stop the exchange from running off with your money
it's like people here are too young to remember the holocaust that mtgox was
doesn't use virwox to cash out to second life linden
its like you guys want to lose your virginities
Cloud automatically backs up hard drives... You probably forgot to turn it off. Check your cloud account mate.