HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT MY LAPTOP STOLEN WITH MY ETHEREUM WALLET ON IT! 200...

MPmaster
MPmaster

HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT MY LAPTOP STOLEN WITH MY ETHEREUM WALLET ON IT! 200 ETHEREUM GONE!

5mileys
5mileys

lol

takes2long
takes2long

post public key

massdebater
massdebater

Just ask Tyrone to give it back.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

yo, the fuck is eth?

TreeEater
TreeEater

he doesn't leave his money on the exchange

SniperWish
SniperWish

I bought lower but sold fuck it still in the game Yolo swag

WebTool
WebTool

ooooooh see that's why i keep mine on my phone

DeathDog
DeathDog

That's why you keep it on a device that is easier to steal?

JunkTop
JunkTop

How do you leave 200 eth on a single laptop and don't have a backup plan. Seriously. Is a 100$ Ledger such an investment that you can't afford one?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Reminder to at least have 3 trackers with webcam access on your laptop so you can find and kill jamal and get your coins back.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

carrying around an $80000 laptop
you're a dummy

MPmaster
MPmaster

He fell for the don't keep crypto on the exchange meme
He didn't just enable 2FA and huge unguessable passwords on both his email and the exchange

Spamalot
Spamalot

this is why i keep my ETH on poloniex. cunts can only steal $2000 per day and i check that shit every day

SniperWish
SniperWish

He fell for the wallet meme

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

how do I get a webcam tracker for my laptop?

FastChef
FastChef

if this is legit

guarantee while the eth is gone, those cunts will only pawn the laptop for $500 not knowing its worth alot more

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

GOOD JOB YOU KEPT BACKUPS, RIGHT?

Nojokur
Nojokur

By the sounds of your ignorance, by leaving 200 eth on laptop, unencrypted, unbacked up..
Im guessing u can prob shell into that bitch..

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

There are a ton out there that you can get

Google it nigga

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

They'll be lucky to get $100
I wonder if pawn shop owners have learned to check such items for crypto yet

Methshot
Methshot

One lucky son of a bitch college kid is going to pay $600 for a used laptop cause he needs it for some class and suddenly discover he no longer needs to go to college.

SniperWish
SniperWish

fucking kek

JunkTop
JunkTop

No, whoever the dipshit is who ends up with the laptop won't be able to get through the login screen and will end up just wiping it clean, unaware that it's worth almost 6 figures.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

buying coins that have a wallet release
you fucked up

whereismyname
whereismyname

this

viagrandad
viagrandad

This guy.

I thought most wallets now days come with crash plans or 12 word keys to recover the wallet.

takes2long
takes2long

not using a paper wallet tattooed on your skin

WebTool
WebTool

WOW. you made 3900 DOLLARS
you are the envy of the entire crypto world!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This is unironically a good idea

Spamalot
Spamalot

only works for incels

viagrandad
viagrandad

*you made 3900 dollars in less than 9 months!!

5mileys
5mileys

anyone with a phone can scan your private key

hairygrape
hairygrape

implying anyone is ever going to see my dick

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

2017
not encrypting your laptop's storage

You deserve this

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Hacker day 1: change your password
You day 2: fukt

hairygrape
hairygrape

not using an stenography version of your qr code

FastChef
FastChef

That's ok user, just reload your backup wallet into a new software on a new computer.

Wait... you did encrypt your hard drive and wallet file didn't you user... and you did have your backup / brain seed in a safe place

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

TOP KEK

DeathDog
DeathDog

Just remember user, Jamaal has no idea what ETH is and will sell your computer for $50.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Some shitcoin

Playboyize
Playboyize

TFW don't keep crypto on exchanges
TFW have encrypted wallet JSON save to HDD
TFW encrypted wallet is on 2FA protected cloud host
TFW encrypted wallet also on private server

Don't want the risk of exchanges getting hacked. I'm also not stupid enough to lose my wallet.

Techpill
Techpill

he doesn't keep his crypto in a hardware wallet inside a safe hidden behind a painting

MPmaster
MPmaster

Damn Nigger you dumb.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

2fa and a big password doesn't stop the exchange from running off with your money

it's like people here are too young to remember the holocaust that mtgox was

takes2long
takes2long

doesn't use virwox to cash out to second life linden
its like you guys want to lose your virginities

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Cloud automatically backs up hard drives... You probably forgot to turn it off. Check your cloud account mate.