You have access to Satoshi Nakomoto's account on Bitcointalk

You have access to Satoshi Nakomoto's account on Bitcointalk.
What is the first message you post?

I'll probably just shill all the coins I own.

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

BTC isn't getting taken over by kikes trust me, sell BCC

bilu

I'd shill the shit out of tierion and dump my whole live savings into it.

>guys I don't know what happened. I was fucking around with blockchains when suddenly my computer crashed and my wallet.dat got deleted. If anyone wants to help me recover my savings my btc address is

1BF3QtSZP1jpsBSfid9WrEdtcT4VBE4XNf

Nice sob story fag.

Who the fuck is actually buying at these prices? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

neo > btc

minister me
BUY BITBEAN

>DGB is the future.

>pic related

>1BF3QtSZP1jpsBSfid9WrEdtcT4VBE4XNf
undelete it then.

I made this crap for shits and giggles and you faggots are actually buying it for $4.7k?

>Just a warning: over the course of the next few days, I will be selling all my coins.
Then open immediately open a massive short and start linking the post here and on leddit.

Bitcoin core was a mistake

Nice arse

Are traps gay?

I am Tyler Durden.

If I logged into my account on Bitcoin talk?

I'd tell them that the experiment is over. The NSA thanks everyone for participating. We are surprised after this much time you were unable to crack the relatively simple backdoor in all Koblitz curves.

And post the solution.

Buy Bitbean.

"WE WUZ KANGZ"

>btc falls to 200 dollars

hodl

>What is the first message you post?

I work for DGB now and will sell all my BTC in 5...4...3...

alright everyone, big boss here
I lost the keys to my wallet so please halp by donating to 1........... address
remember that I'm the lord of your gains and many more will come if you comply

"OOooft, you've made a right cunt of this while I was away lads!"

post your wallet, I'll recover the key for you.

"IOTA is the future. Miners GTFO"

Hi niggers, get ready for a dumpin'