Need direction as to how to save £15k ASAP for a new BMW

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Hi everyone, I want to buy a BMW M135i because it is a good, fast car and girls love BMW so it helps with their opinion of me.

After bills and expenses, I am left with £500 per month to save. I already invest £150 per month into crypto for long term HODL'ing but now I want to trade short term to earn enough for this car.

Saving £500p/m = 30 months before I can purchase this car. What if I put £500 into poloniex each month and made smart trades, how long would it take before I have £15k? I plan to split the £500 into the coins shilled on here.

Thanks everyone. Can't wait to be nice and comfy on my drive to work and dates with better looking girls :D

Booteefool
Booteefool

poorfag
15k car
Wanna know how I know you'll die poor?

TechHater
TechHater

Sexy car. too bad they don't sell in the states.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Elliot Rogers drove a BMW and girls hated him

idontknow
idontknow

Unless it's a Diesel you are basically buying the gayest BMW there is.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

girls don't like me
it must be my car
Are you legitimately retarded?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

don't lie you turd.. second hand they are 15K ..

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

also most drug dealers in my area (SE12) drove around in cars worth 50/60K

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Underrated

Techpill
Techpill

The girls aspect is a bonus but its' mainly for myself. I want to be in a GOOD car. I just need help regarding the finance aspect regarding it. Will my strategy work?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Kek.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Hope you did research on that car, particularly 135. It's expensive as fuck to maintain.

iluvmen
iluvmen

a bmw 1 is for faggots. a bmw 3 is for sandniggers. proceed carefully....

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

shitcar and certainly no pussy magnet

get a used 2010 A5 or something.

girlDog
girlDog

lease it

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Buying new car
Instant 20% loss of purchase value with change of ownership
Deflates another 10% per year

Why don't you just fucking kill yourself instead?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

10/10 it will lose half it's value as soon as you buy it, might as well go to an used dealer and buy an used car.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Buy a 2010 Prius OP. Girls (the ones that are worth it anyways) like a guy that seem like they would be a stable father.

Snarelure
Snarelure

how to save £15k ASAP
Yeah, I wish I could know too...

BTC: 1Fpi2x5FQnSVUheQqpod2RFNtdP5DpbC2k

likme
likme

Unironically this. M135i was the pistonheads meme car of the year 3 years running because of cheap lease deals. Just do the same on a M140i now and don't have to worry about HPFP and all that shiz

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

not striving for a lambo

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

implying women care what car you drive.
You know how I know you're a betacuck? Because you think that a more expensive car will somehow get you better looking women.

idontknow
idontknow

It's called a lambo

likme
likme

it's 22,5% first year, another 20% second, 10% third
sweet spot to buy used is 2-3 years, drive it for 3-5 and sell for 50-70% of purchase price
if you have a village mechanic on top of it all you're set

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

lambo
A
BADGE
ENGINEERED
VOLKSWAGEN

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'd lose more money with the lease.

Yeah those lease deals at like £250 a month for a brand new M140i were a no brainer. They don't exist anymore.

Right now a 2 year lease deal on an M140i will cost me £7-8k for that period whereas if I buy a 15k one it will depreciate to 13k in 2 years so that's only a 2k loss.

I just need to fucking know how to make 15k quickly guys HELP A POORFAG!