Post your favorite military campaigns without naming or dating it, others try to guess it

Post your favorite military campaigns without naming or dating it, others try to guess it.

At least very few civilians died compared to previous Federal incursions

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How many people total died, civilians & military on either side, during his March?

operation barbarossa

Nope, the other one
Fire was there as a hint

nappy

Yep

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Napoleon's JUST invasion

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Isonzo

>be nappyboo
>depict UK as a piece of shit
>get beat by a piece of shit
h-ha ha...
dumb brits.

100% historically accurate

Blame God
He's the one who drew France and Britain in such shapes

Falklands?

Cannae

Other island nation curbstomp.

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Alesia

You win

fix'd

>dive bombers Midway

Wasn't the Brits who beat us. Only meaningful military thing they did was being a vague annoyance in the Spanish ulcer. Everything else, it was the Russians, with Prussian help later.

Though, it's true that the war only kept going because of their obsession with balance of power on the continent. Europe could have been at peace and more glorious than ever before, but no, they had to ruin it for everyone else.

A diaper, tasked with forever sacrificing itself to contain the Perfidious Albion, prevent it from spreading it's filfth. Fitting, I guess.

Marathon

You and a ton of men go to take a city full of gold for the Empire
Generals fight and the best runs off
You decide to storm the city and end it fast
End up getting half the fleet destroyed and end up cornered
Turns into a huge stalemate with both sides building walls and counter walls
second general gets himself killed in battle
Last general sends message to say hes going to need a new fleet to win the war
Gets more ton more ships
Loses them
Goes to fight the enemy
Eclipse happens
Men go mad
Die in river
Starve in mine

Syracuse

War is over, nobody said anything
Have tiny army
Enemy is huge in a big city
>mine
See ex-slaves
>mine
See Frenchies sailing around
>mine
Attack the city
Enemy comes out in full force
Obliterated
There's the city
>MINE
Take city
Become hero
tfw the war was over days ago

I study history at univ in France and my contemporary-loving friends still won't believe me when i tell them the numbers of this goddamn battle. Romans are tough warriors for sure.

Close, but it's not Midway.

..pearl harbor? could it be that basic?

give me back my legions?

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Nope, want the answer?

Ten-Go?

You got it, hence the "KICK ME" on the island.

This masterpiece

stalingrad?

>germany has a city called bedbug

Intentionally shitty but I'm sure somebody will get it.

o fug wrong pic

>when Europe turns into a moose

3rd crusade

Yes

Bismarck?

Ten-Go

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I answered before I saw the answer

Frederick goes swimming?

>11 carriers
Damn they didnt fuck around lmao

this is shite but I had a giggle making it

Yes

probably too ez for you guys, but anyway

Certainly one of the more entertaining US presidents.

Hannibal crossing the Alps

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>One thousand miles from safety.
>One thousand miles from the sea.
>One thousand miles with enemies on all sides.
>Theirs was a story of a desperate forced march.
>Theirs was a story of courage.

>How many layers of encirclement are you on?

Literally reading Anabasis right now, fucking great.

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Mexican American War

Really obscure ""battle"" here

magyar raids

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Orleans

go home luigi you are drunk

Raid on orleans?

biggest meme battle on earth

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so far my favorite. just finished a binge reading of a bunch of books on Rome.

Charles XII marching into the Ukraine instead of heading straight to Moscow?

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Honestly just guessing here.

Passchendaele

Northern Africa in WWII

Napoleon's 1805 campaign (encirclement of Ulm)

One Hundred Days.

Passchendaele it is

>Napoleon's 1805 campaign (encirclement of Ulm)
Nope, earlier than that

I was thinking Waterloo but that works too

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Peninsular war

Marlborough's Danube campaign.

The fuckin islands

Mao's long march

bingo

you guessed my first two too quickly so I'll try and make things a bit more difficult

What fookin islands you talkin about?

What are the ladders supposed to be?

Hey their are only the one fookin islands

I'm doing more battles than campaigns but whatever

they're railway tracks

And of course we can't go without including the greatest war known to man

Yamato

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THAT'S THE ONE

Guagamela or Austerlitz

So this dude brings an army and tries to fight snow niggas, he flees and says to their people it was a success, does the same In africa