"dude like just be urself"

>"dude like just be urself"
Damn.... Thank you Aristotle, truly so enlightening!

More like arishitle haha like poopie haha

More like analstotle haha like gay sex in the bum because gay haha

>COCKS LMAO
I'm enlightened.

For what reason would you be someone else?

>it's bad to act like a fool all the tiem and to act serious all the time, like just balance yourself bro.
Wow, what inspiring views this man had!

To be fair, that must have been a revolutionary philosophy for his time.

It's enlightening because people are literally too dumb to do that or balance themselves. Obvious to anyone who values his own happiness Aristotle's philosophy is directed at brainlets who don't know what they are doing, feeling or thinking.

>"things are real if u see them"
>wow Kant! how do you know we are seeing real things?
>"uuuh, i dunno LMAO"

Was he, dare I say it, one of the last great philosophers?

>dude how do you know you know
>*hits weed*

thanks dick man

Overrated philosopher

Uh, what?
The whole point of his ethics was that you should not "be yourself".

what if i am already virtuous

>"fuck you do what ur told"
Woah....

>& Humanities

>help lay the greatest metaphysical foundation of all time
>discover and reveal the divine
>illuminate the path to eudaimonia

2017: you and plato get mocked by degenerate moderntards, a devolved race of subhumans who by and large cannot comprehend the magnitude of what you both achieved.

Sad!

>dude just be an alpha male, wreck shit and seek power lmao, violence is kewl
Seriously?

Humanities fags are truly cancerous and low IQ idiots if they can't even understand the subject their are supposed to study. These people should be flipping burgers not in college. Even I understand Aristotle better than them.

t. STEM Lord

They*

don't be a coward but don't be reckless either. Don't be a cunt, but then also don't be so kind you get walked over.

Bravo Aristotal

haha to rule you have to be smart ;)

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Not even trying

>obey the law or ill kill you
wow.... so this is the power of chinese philosphy

>Stop being such a child you privileged shit

Accurate or no?