HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT MY LAPTOP STOLEN WITH 30,000$ OF CRYPTO ON IT@

HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT MY LAPTOP STOLEN WITH 30,000$ OF CRYPTO ON IT@

Oh look another larp, how original

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>not keeping it on the exchange

>>keeping it on the exchange

>>>not keeping it in cold storage

>greentext story

user you did remember to follow the golden rule for crypto of backing up 2 times on separate hardrives and one on paper wallet right?

I'm so sorry user.

>ON IT

what did he mean by this?

>not having key backups
shiggidty

>not having rendundant encrypted usb sticks with private keys on them
>Not having a hardware wallet
What are you originally doing user? You fully deserve the loss

Dang, another laptop!
You lost one last week too, I remember the post.

You have to keep a better eye on those laptops or at least write down your private keys.

Be a man and go get It you spineless pussyqueef

I just scored a laptop with 30k on it and feel generous, post address

>wouldnt have a wallet with more than $100 in his back pocket
>would take a laptop with $30k worth of investments with him

there's retarded then end of the spectrum autism then there's you

>not keeping a copy of the wallet.dat files elsewhere.

Sweep the keys

I have 4 32gb ssds and 2 hds just for backups.

i'm torn on whether to sign up for an exchange or just keep my stuff locally. would rent out a deposit box if there were any near me.

kys yourself

Just robbed the laptop to some losser. (,

underrated post

Nice! just bought it from craigslist for 100k.

Post keys

I have enough Gnt to decrypty

backups son
automated backups

Just use your seed to unlock your wallet on a new device, why is this so hard?

Keep a backup on a usb around your neck. Then you never lose it.

>jerked off on my new computer and there's no difference

>wake up
>get my cryptosteel out of my safe
>pour some milk on my oats while it's still dark outside
>put on some beethoven or mozart and pour a glass of water
>sit down at my kitchen table, open cryptosteel and go over all the words so i won't forget them
>i now have a physical and mental copy


why aren't you doing this?

>not tattooing your private keys inside your rectum and stick an endoscope in your ass whenever you need them

How could you possibly be retarded enough to own $30000 and not have the common sense to use less than .1% to have a cold storage? You deserved it

my bittie coin now

i like this larp

Do i need a wallet if all my coins are in an exchange? Or you just need it when you're just holding it?

well anyways BTC is crashing so

All of my coins (~$4k in total worth) are distributed across GDAX and Bittrex. It's technically not the smart thing to do but eh.

it's a pretty comfy larp.

WHAT HAPPENS IF
you lose your mobile phone
with all your android wallets on them?

It's almost like you just wanted a reason to post this particular wojak. Wew nice larp.

good thing you control your private keys and can move funds before the cultural enricher does

You're an idiot for keeping your private keys on a mobile OS which is easily exploited. You deserve to lose your money.

Crypto was never meant for the security inept.