Anyone got any good scams/loopholes to make crypto? I'm so fucking poor my gains are meaningless

Anyone got any good scams/loopholes to make crypto? I'm so fucking poor my gains are meaningless

IM WAITING

first kneepads
THEN crypto

Step 1. Get a job.
Step 2. Invest 50-60% of earnings into long hold crypto like BTC and IOTA
Step 3. Try not to an hero for five years.
Step 4. Live comfy off the proceeds.

Is it really that hard user?

Sure get a job you'll be less poor. Thank me later

More like lose 50-60% of those 'invested' earnings when the meaningless monopoly internet number coins go up in flames.

>Step 2. Invest 50-60% of earnings into long hold crypto like BTC and IOTA
do NOT buy IOTA, OP.

I like the subtlety of your shilling for IOTA.

Don't fall for this ponzi

Why not?

it's just a shit coin with a rabid cult-like following

Bro I made it with just $1600. You gotta use margin (preferably from a credit card) and invest like a boss. Slam your money in ChainLink and Enigma. You will win big. If you can find me again next month, I will tell you the next two winners.

>have a shitload of crypto
>decide to cash out
>money lands at your account
>woah why there are suddenly 250k in your bank account
>sorry this digital currency has been flagged by the FATF, we have to close your account
>here you can cash out but pay us 30% risk fee

IOTA is the SECOND INTERNET BRO. future of SMART BROOMS AND DISHWASHERS. You don't want to get piss rich off processing transactions of data for peoples driveway lights? You must be so dumb bro, the TANGLE.

Poorfag here. please im hungry.

BTC: 18pPbSJQNXpFfZKgCWjzoRKqV6AEpJFkrJ

Here's a good crypto scam I use on occasion:
>visit a bank
>ask the bank teller where the money is
>if she doesn't understand, ask it louder
>get the money
>go home and enjoy your papers

send me 20$ in BTC and ill buy you 60-70$ steam game, guaranteed.
post your email or steam account, ill provide proof

How does one avoid this?

Kek

buy assets with bitcoin, get in touch with a gold exchange,make sure to do it physically

cash out small amount every second week to make it look like a paycheck (1539.56, or something like 2193.47)
if they ask about it, just say you flip cars or some shit

Pay tax.
You only need to pay capital gains, it's not like you're paying income tax on it.

Anything you flip in less than a year gets taxed as income instead of capital gains.

No-one with 250k in crypto has both been in the game less than a year and wants to cash out.

Hah checked my national tax laws, it was taxable until recently because EU made them tax free.

Its literally the first time i see the EU does something good.

if you send 0.01 BTC to this address: 191SqGRt9ZFUx9AS8PodC8Xh4xczvsyJwB

you get 1 BTC back. For real!

pretty good except the iota bagholder part

ye feels so good knowing everything I make is pure profit