Nocoiners have literally waited 6 months to start posting

Nocoiners have literally waited 6 months to start posting

let them have their big boy moment

No coins here I heard the news and came over as fast as I could. The ass pain is magnificent. Meanwhile my 401k is at 20.9%

Got the alert on my pager at 9am about the crash. Rushed here to start laughing at you idiots and your pink wojaks and started posting about sustainable investment opportunities like stocks bonds and gold.

You do realize that most of us bought in for

Over what time frame faggot?

time to make fun of you for 6 months :)

Not gonna lie, former coiner here. This is fucking hilarious watching crypto crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let Bitcoin reach $5,000.

And my crypto portfolio is still up 380% from this time two months ago. Kek.

>Tfw I don't have a penny invested in my portfolio
>Tfw I'm sitting over $700
>Tfw 50% of that money was made today

How can nocoiners live with themselves? It's more expensive not holding anything at all...

>20% after god knows how long
even after this dip you're getting btfo by anyone that bought in a year ago lmao

>lost out on 120% gains in 1 week
>now losing 60% of portfolio

its k, this is all a correction and i got a bomb ass selection that will moon 200% by November.

>It's more expensive not holding anything at all...
It's hilarious isn't it? Nocoiners are literally insane.

Right? Between typing that and now I made $45 doing literally nothing but listening to music and typing numbers into an exchange...how do they live with themselves not getting any of this free money?

...and to add to a nocoiner's humiliation, I've been trading for 17 days...

Recent nocoins and /pol user reporting in.

Have 1.035 BTC and 20 LTE. Bought in about a month ago.

Some of you are alright. Don't come to Guam tomorrow.

Is Kimmie having his BBQ tomorrow?

ROOKS RIKE PIG BACK ON MENU

We can finally test the new missile defense system...

30 years

KEK

>all this coiner damage control and coping ITT

LAMO

I never paid a dime for crypto, but I'm sitting comfy.

And no one has cashed out