In 3 days 1 million people will visit my hometown to celebrate something like the Oktoberfest...

In 3 days 1 million people will visit my hometown to celebrate something like the Oktoberfest. There must be a way to make some cash.

>inb4 suck their dicks

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suck their feet

Sell them silly German pants made out of "cowhide" that you ordered from China at a 500% mark-up.

suck their bratwurst

blow them up, say bitcoin did it, short

sell traditional german clothing to the degenerates wearing faggot fashion

Sell halal food to the merkel-new-(((germans))).

And bullet proof vests to the real germans.

I say sell them the hat instead of the pants

Op probably cant do anything tho
>in 3 days

>Op probably cant do anything tho
This sadly. I might get arrested for selling stuff on the sreet without a license.

Wohnst du in der Nähe von München? Ich habe tatsächlich eine Idee

> München
Ne. RLP.
>Ich habe tatsächlich eine Idee
lass hören

>needs a license to sell pants on the sidewalk
wew laddy

Prostitutes will be busy that week.

Hey ich will auch mitmachen!!!111elf

inb4: suck their feet

Solange du nicht in München bist, sind wir uns gegenseitig keine Hilfe. Sorry

>oktoberfest

you mean rapefest.

Aber erzähl mal bitte was du vorhast

This. The 6th army didn't freeze their arses off, in that Soviet shithole, just so that one day you wouldn't be able to have the freedom to do this.

Sell kneepads?

Sell traditional german hajibs.

Lol.

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Discord oder EMail ?

mix arab jizz with beer

german women and even men will like it

Lmao, so kannst du dich in dein Knie ficken

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Stuttgart Volksfest is already closed out dude.. just rent your flat out on AirBnB and profit

unless your are a living in your parent's basement, that sucks...

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ey vergiss mich nicht, bin der OP

Keine Sorge, dir habe ich auch geschrieben

Lol they hate Jews so much that they imported packs of rabid jew haters to slap their shit around. Germans are ruthless hahahaa

>Wohnst du in der Nähe von München? Ich habe tatsächlich eine Idee

not a german user but actually live in Munich. what up bro?

how did you learn German user

need tips f-for a friend...

Duolingo is a good start. At least their french courses are excellent.

sell the silly hats to drunk people

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Lay down on your side outside in raggy clothing with a jar in your hands and your eyes shut. Collect money

airbnb
sell whipit balloons
sell hangover pills
dust off your old knee pads and get to work.

i actually know it really bad, cant speak it. been living here for 5 years :( but i think the standard "school, movies, communicating" should work. too bad i dont go outside much

Watch out for the trucks of peace.

Be safe user.

kindergarten. Pretty easy.

There will be a lot of cocks though

Scam a really drunk couple into timeshares at your 'once in a lifetime' resort. Develop brochures, pictures, website and brand logo. Wear shirt, develop documents and credit card processor. Use their credit card to buy bitcoin and then vanish.