What happens here

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Historically it has basically a massive anglo hunting reserve.

Never.

Can't fight destiny Angloscum

Gonna take over another post office?

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They don't need to, Catholic majority is growing.

Ireland was like a relic of the iron age until it was incorporated into the United Kingdom

In the high middle ages it was a land dotted with petty chiefdoms based in earthen hillforts, constantly raiding each other for cattle. The population was sparse due to the climate and geography which made growing cereals impractical in most of the country. That's why they experienced such a large population growth with the introduction of potatos. Before that the main form of sustenance and currency was cattle.

>catholic majority is growing
acting like modern, young Irishmen give a fuck about religious sectarianism

The myth that Irishmen relied on potatoes was an Anglo fabrication to justify and explain the famine. The fact was they had plenty of food but it was all forcefully confiscated and they could only keep their potatoes, potatoes weren't a major food before the famine.
Ireland was far from a relic of the iron age and spread civilization to Europe after the collapse of the Roman Empire, the opposite of what you say.

It was also not a famine, it was a man-made genocide propagated for reasons of racial hatred of the Irish.

The irish annals are a pretty funny read
Endless "X raided Y and killed their son, cousin, their dog and goat, X died in the attack, Y raided Z killed their cousin, uncle and two sons, Z's brother and his sons died in the attack, Z raided X and killed their grandpa and 7 nephews, brother and sons and kidnapped their wife"
And that's just one month

>didn't mention how many cattle they stole
Why would you leave out the most important part .

The infamous anglo famine wasn't even the worse one, a previous and never explained famine occured which killed proportionally far more.

Also to OP, not a lot. For most of history it was infighting, then splitting equally in half to either fight off invaders or to side WITH the invaders to give yourself an upper hand on the infighting.

Pretty much invented modern guerilla fighting, though. Good thinkers and writers.

>what stands between an irishman and a drunken fool?
>a table

Good bants too.

What open world adventure game is this?

Cirrhosis.

It's just Westeros but upside down.

Alcoholic Adventures Against the Anglos III: Storm of Potatoes

I notice most Irishmen has small chests and stubby short limbs.

They also look the most primitive like neandethal-ish

most of ireland is like rural england, but with added shamrocks and guinness.

so basically if you live in the dales and move to tipperary, it's literally the same. same shitty little town. same bullshit family feuds. same town drunk. same non existent customer service. same resentful locals who were too fucking useless to leave town when they finished school so now they get wasted every night as life passes them by. same mixture of inbred lunatics and retards. same indifference to animal cruelty and love of "field sports"

except less whippets and flat caps and more lurchers and flat caps. and people know someone in the 'RA instead of someone who's just a regular organised criminal.

A reservation in which Celts are allowed to practice their unique customs and "culture"

this desu. But I find the Irish state of rural stagnation more charming than the English one, at least in the coastal regions.

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