Any Florida friends here? I'm on Clearwater beach near Tampa. Fuckin scared bros

Any Florida friends here? I'm on Clearwater beach near Tampa. Fuckin scared bros...

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holy shit that video is intense

>Fuckin scared bros...

me too user. I'm l;iterally shaking right now

Gas station was outta gas wtf... I've never seen this happen and lived here my entire life

FUCK. I'm stuck here. Hopefully I get some gains before I get blown away.

First I get margin called and lose everything I've made since march and now it looks like I'm in for a "Historic Disaster"

Have a good meal at Frenchie's if it looks like you're gonna get hit.

I used to live down by the Don Ceasar.

Sometimes I miss it there... Until days like these.

Not in Florida, but I'll hope for ya'll.

Not a single bottle of water in any walmart, grocery store, or gas station I went to today.

Things are looking grim.

reporting from south florida
Im fucked

buy a big storage tote and collect rain water

Or a bucket and fill from sink and cover top

ft lauderdale here.
I'm laminating my paper wallets...

I'm glad shit like this only happen in 3rd world shitholes.

Not even supposed to hit until Sunday and my local gas stations are all dry. walmart and publix both looks like a bomb hit them.

Everyone's on edge too. It feels like the end of days.

kek, all your bitcoins will be gonwe

hope you ytattood your private key to your foot

It is weird that everyone is already sold out of water and gas a fucking week ahead. I don't know why everyone is so scared though. Just go to the casino or some bar that's attached to a large building and het drunk. The real question is what can we do to make money during cleanup?

Hollywood here, how fucked am I?

Get in here faggots or stay poor WALTON MOON!

this post may seem to be flippant but seriously, if you're gonna get hit, visit your favourite spots just in case they (or you) don't make it.

West palm bro here. Where the water at?

Im in tampa

Nice knowing you all, you should send me your BTC for safe keeping,

EVACUATE NOW

near Pompano here buddy
I am ready for death to steal my gains before the niggers do

you'd think after having to rebuild your life every year would be enough incentive to get people to move the fuck away from Florida. But no, Floridians are fucking idiots.

Actually now that I think about it, if it hits us hard enough it'll knock out the power, meaning no way for us to make moves on our bags

Orlando here, might jsut drive up and get wasted with niggers in atlanta

HODL

This is probably a good thing.

i hope things turn out okay down there in murica
we can send emergency maple syrup from our reserves if needed

SWFL here.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE.

>driving during a hurricane

Why are people in poor countries so oblivious?

Ever heard of these guys?

F

Evacuating is for pussies, who lives life on /hardmode/ here?

I've got 24 MREs, 30 gallons of water, and 160 rounds of 9mm

>160 rounds of 9mm
F

Am I the only one to notice that video says "Barbuda" LOL what the fuck is Barbuda?

...

our dark Lord wants you to be poor. you should have stayed away from crypto. this is the future you chose. time to swim, bitch nigger.

Buy ark or drown

k why the fuck did that video cut off there? are they that fucking retarded? die for my fucking youtube entertainment holy shit how does the rest go

holy shit my prime minister is a pajeet

don't let your daughters get you drunk, noah.

I just moved here less than 8 months ago, fucking fuck.
Ft. Myers/Cape Coral area
just tested on windy literally goes directly into cape coral fucking jesus.

sick of this faggot

Holy shit this is scary, anyone have more?

HAHAHAHHAA GET FUCKED FLORIDA
thats what you get for voting drumpf, you betrayed your nation now nature is punishing you with full force no mercy.

Enjoying every second

holy shit that's ridiculously symmetrical

my city looks like a clusterfuck

How can we profit off this biz bros

It'll take out the electricity, leaving you with no way of checking Bittrex or Blockfolio, which is ultimately a good thing.

God speed user. I live in the midwest. We just have tornado's, flooding, extreme progressive derecho, and supposedly an earthquake 30 years over due thats supposed to fuck our shit up something fierce. BUT DAMN that shit looks scary.

Wait until its over, loot and sell coffins.

how the waves looking?

is puerto rico okay? no one ever talks about puerto rico...


that video is crazy

Well you can't expect to the French to do anything half decent.

Better roll those up and stick up up your ass. Don't let them blow away.

I didn't vote for this left and right bullshit.

It's alright though because my city will also be a cluster fuck around monday

>puerto Rico
>ever okay

LOL

Fellow Tampanon here. We're gonna make it

lived in punta gorda for a year doing hurricane reconstruction work about 15 years ago. good luck.

Say I live in Alabama and can get a 18 foot truck down to Tampa in the next 12 hours. What should I load up on for maximum profits?

Do you mean looting or selling shit?

water probably

Dear OP,

Lets say I acquire a couple of pallets of bottled water and setup on the side of the road with my gun and a sign that says $20.

Do you think I would sell any bottled water?

Would the shame of being outed on social media be worth it?

money.cnn.com/2017/08/31/news/hurricane-harvey-price-gouging/index.html

good point. you don't want to go back with an empty truck!

Silence child.

Bitbean.

How many BTC/LTC/ETH miners will go down because of this?

How could a miner profit off of this?

We have NO water and no gas.

Go back to /pol/

>Would the shame of being outed on social media be worth it?
you must make it worth your while. you'll be shamed and scorned, but it won't matter if you made bank.

you have containers, right? 55 gallon drums?

Whatever is currently sold out of in stores.

I bet plywood, boats, tarps, etc would be in need.

I'm probably missing the eureka solution though.

Generators?

Thanks

plywood and generators wouldn't even make it INTO the stores last time i did hurricane work. our crew even had to send trucks up to georgia (from punta gorda area) to source supplies.

Honestly though $20 for a case of bottled water is actually cheaper than street vendors who sell bottled water for $1 a bottle.

1 pallet of bottled water = 72 cases.

72 x $20 = $1440 a pallet

I can buy cases of water at the dollar store for $2 a case. $2 x 72 = $144

So about $1300 of profit per pallet if you sold at $20 a case.

Plus you'd probably want to provide protection for yourself and bring friends with guns.

Also sell $1 per bottle for maximum profit and to not make it seem like obvious price gouging.

if there's any entrepreneurs willing to truck cases of water, I did some rough calcs:

>30 pallets per truck
>72 cases per pallet
>$10 a case
>$21,600

I say $10 per case because I'm not a cold-hearted fuck, that's already overpriced

crap, beat me to it

You talk about being heartless

You should also buy all of the life straws at you local walmart and or amazon, and sell them for $50 to $100 a pop

Lifestraws will purify stagnant pondwater

Setup a "Watering hole"

Fuck, this thread is going to cause this to be a real thing and mainstream media will catch on and demonize us

Get ready

why do people pay so much for water before a storm?

you still have running water, just fill up some big jugs before it hits

New Simcity looks comfy

yup yup. it would sell fast too. you just want to make sure you have plenty of fuel so yo udon't get stuck there. like user said, they are out of fuel and water.

How much could I sell plywood for in Florida right now?

Floridafags i need your help.

I will

> Reserve Uhaul for 8am tomorrow
> Go to all lumber yards and fill up Uhaul with plywood
> Drive to florida and open the back of the truck
> Become humble plywood merchant

How much could I make?

As soon as Irma was announced I went to Publix and bought two 32 packs of purified water for $3.50 each as they were on sale. I went back there today to buy some snacks and the entire isle of water was gone. Why do people wait until so long to prepare?

Also, what if I told Uhaul it was 1 way trip, dropped truck off in FL

Then somehow found a way out of FL before storm and or find a safe space to ride it out and GTFO with all my cash after it hits?

mania and helplessness

In all seriousness though bro, stay safe

>that video

why did you buy bottled water when your tap is still working? asking for a friend. ()

That's clearly a tornado. I doubt it has anything to do with Irma. Maybe, but I doubt it.

>he doesn't want to see drumpfies getting BTFO
maybe YOU should go back to /pol/

its easier to handle and ration bottled water during a storm

Also, what city would be a good place to go do this in?

Should I pick urban area or cities with high retirement population?

>Also, what city would be a good place to go do this in?
anywhere where contractor camps spring up.

Tallahassee fag here, my cousin told me a tropical storm pretty much destroyed Tally.

Legit scared af rn lol. This one could actually kill you. Also i live across the street from a homeless shelter so im ready to kill any looters when this thing comes in

Because tap water where i live taste like chlorine and I have yet to look into what the best water filters are. plus, $3.50 for 32 bottles is a really good deal. if you have any suggestions on water filters though, i would like to hear them

Price gouging during a crisis is not only good bizness sense but is good for society.

If you sell water at Costco prices during a hurricane it's all going to get bought up in seconds by niggers in full chimp mode leaving the rest fucked. By Jewing the nigger you are saving the Goy. Retard.

Highway robbery isn't robbery it's price discovery. People will pay what they think it's worth or won't.

Big Berkee 4 life