So now I have more than a million $, how do I buy a girlfriend?

So now I have more than a million $, how do I buy a girlfriend?

I was thinking of buying a nice car and driving around colleges. Is that a good idea?

take it to r9k, faggot

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Just go to college faggot. Get a minor in like baking or some stupid shit and find some qt 18 year old

college girls are liberal sluts. hot ones only fuck either poor ass niggers or multi millionaire chads.

Money won't buy you wit or personality, you dumb faggot. You'll stay a lossless virgin.

just b urself

"buy" yourself some life experience via travel or volunteering and become interesting, you colossal faggot

Go to local bank teller, pull out a few k, watch as she is instantly interested in you as she hands you the cash.

ask her out

>make fuck

Convert it to Monero then go on to the darknet and look for an auction.

At least it's better than being an mp3 virgin.

Escorts are cheaper.

how much a clean high-class escort there assuming that you're from us?

I'm from germany and it's 250 euros an hour (300usd) here.

go back in time to 10 years old, develop an alpha personality, learn how to socialize, join the football team, get ripped, bully need faggots, experience teen love all by 18. then change your name to chad, go to college, drop out after your uncle gets you a job doing almost nothing at his fortune 500 company for 250k a year with 5 months vacation time by 22.
if you can't do this then you might as well kys

college girls are used up cumrags, search somewhere else

Im actually thinking of going to college for the first time and get some degree in literature or poetry or some shit to see girls

>250 euros an hour

kek... you can get first class girls for 50 euro

Kekked

Yu don't even need an expensive car, get a used celica or mr2. $2k maximum

where?

can confirm
my first car was 87 mr2, cost me $950
got laid plenty
I only have about 17k in crypto though and this was before all that so...

So substracting rubbers and lube, how many tricks did you have to get off in order to accumulate 1 million dollars and how long did it take?

After all this, do you honestly think you'll be able to enjoy sex in a normie fashion?

Upper shelf pussy is so cheap and abundant now it's ridiculous.
And remember - you're not paying for the pussy you're paying for the cunt it's attached to to fuck off afterwards.