Biggest chances you've missed

Oh and also there was this one time a girl told me she was really good at anal and I was really drunk and didn't realize that she was hinting at anything so I said "yeah? thats pretty cool!" and then started talking about something else and didn't even go home with her at the end of the night

BTC obviously

Bitcoin is the biggest chance anyone missed

>$100 in 2010 is $75 mil today

Literally suicide tier

>mfw remembering buying pizza for like 8 BTC back in the day

Not buying ANT below $3.00.

OH WAIT THERE'S TIME STILL

>tfw chasing the breadcrumbs, nay, the dust of the past

we all know that, but honestly thats too easy of an answer

its much more interesting now that theres so much shit going on

KMD on Saturday morning. I saw it start to moon, but I had an appointment for a hair cut so I didn't buy.

Holding Ark rn so in a year I won't have to post in this thread.

Mistake 1 was getting bored of crypto in 2015

Mistake 2 selling thousands of Neo at $9

You lost money but you gained weight!

Who is that? She's super cute and petite.

Some camwhore

Whats her name?

whore

POSW

my first ever alt coin buy

need say no more

Been in bed with three girls and failed to get it up every time. All were 7/10s. Absolute confidence killer. Still virgin age 22. killme.jpg

That sucks. I've had that happen to me once, luckily I had already fucked the girl before. Sadly she wanted nothign to do with me after that ;_;

Anyone?

Show her your crypto gains.

kek I just turned 22 and I'm married to an 8/10. No LARP if you haven't figured this out by now you have problems.

Not rolling for btc on /b/ back in the day. I probably would have forgot it or lost it anyway.

Let me guess youi fap to porrn at least four times a week?

Buy cialis with bitcoin.

Protip: don't sleep with strangers

First one I came too early, literally as putting condom on in bathroom, she didn't notice lol, then was just soft. Was v drunk. Second time just fingered her and couldn't get it up so said i didn't want sex. Third time just nothign, again v drunk. Bought some pills now to fix is, s-so here's to next time, I think its just nerves
>at least i have 45k in crypto, r-right
Can't be happily married if you're (boasting) about it here senpai
Tmes when I do, first time didn't fap for about two months
Got some stuff yep
I knew them all pretty well, which makes it more awkward

>bought OMG 2 days ago after die recovery
>sold OMG yesterday because "muh price ceiling"
>bought (more) IOTA

The pain is real.

>married at 22
>has it figured out
pick one

remember this post when you're 28.

checked.

stopwatchingporn.varg

Wow, thats just depressing desu...

Don't worry man, sex shouldn't be your priority anyway

Thanks Varg
w-we're all gonna make it boys

>> Not buying more NEO at the fucking obvious $20 bottom is obvious

when i had a threesome i was literally shaking beforehand, then i came in like 5 mins but kept going for another like 15 going soft every so often

Generally selling everything way too early. Beginning to believe that hodling is the way

from now on, when you wanna sell, sell half what you usually do, and check again 4 hours later, 8 hours later, 16 hours later, a day later, etc

>banging/dating a half korean girl for the second time
>she says you can fuck my ass but u have to come in it
>i dont do it right then thinking ill have an opportunity in the future
>she breaks up with me a few weeks later
never got the chance. this was a month ago. keeps eating me up inside.

also, bought neo at 10.5 and sold at a loss after the conference dip.

I don't know which one is worse, friend...

>Selling NEO early
>Started investing when Bitcoin was at ATH of $1000 in 2013, but lost interest until June of 2017

why didn't you fucking do it wtf?

Sold all my OMG during that flash crash trying to buy in lower then got owned by that V bounce and never bought back in.

The girl thing is worse for me mentally.

She said it while we were banging I heard it as at "some point next time we do this" or something. Like she was dirty talking but not meaning right now. Honestly she was or appeared very much into me and I didn't have any doubt that it would happen soon. Just over confidence I guess. She lost interest a few weeks later before we banged again. Shit hurt.

Had 975 omg at $2. Now can only afford like 250

Ouch. Did u take a loss on a bad play?

is this a thing or shill?

Fucking ANS

Couldn't hand stress and sold at a slight profit, really wish I had just held.

Could have sold SIGT at the top for about $4k and instead held for only a few hundred bucks profit.

glad its not just me :( made a good profit buying at $4 selling at $11 on that first pump it ever did but jesus i would have turned a $400 investment into 5 grand on my first purchase

reeeeeee

made 100 btc on margin and then lost it all even faster

youre married at 22 you moron
meanwhile youre on a website based around the opportunity of a fucking lifetime.. get rich and travel the world fucking all sorts of bitches coked off your face and settle down at a minimum of 30

good job missing out on life

Selling 624 ANS at 58k sats when it was in anyones radar. The next day it dropped to 48k sats lel. 10 days later was the epic first pump.

i didnt sell my DGB when i could have made 112 BTC.

Kek'd hard

It's the porn or you're like me and forever hopeless romantic and can't get a boner unless she's solid wife material. Performance anxiety is literally the only reason to no fap.

Feelsbadman.

Throwing my 50 grand in AMD when it was still a penny stock, and selling at $14

put $5500 in a Roth IRA in April instead of using it all to buy Ethereum around $40. Also I had 100 Neo and sold them all at $18, then they went on to reach $50.

true that user

>Bought Bitbean at 9 sats
>Sold at 19

>Bought DGB at 41 sats
>Sold at 68

had nav sold nav cadabam
had BCH sold BCH catapum

You sound way too rational for this

same boat here

Stop watching porn.

I fucked a girl like that without a condom. Been throwing up since, what could it be?

ans at cents.
btc at $13
eth at cents.
ltc at cents.

Bought omg at 0.64 sold at 3.30

Someone gave a tip on biz the other day to buy Komodo when it was $1.75 and the next day it mooned 80%. I was debating between buying that and Token Card. I bought Token Card instead. Don't even wanna talk about it.

Could've sold SIGT at the top and made $80k but waited too long and only made $25 k. Lesson learned. Don't be greedy with shitcoins.

This happened to me. You're a porn addict. You need to go no fap no porn

>women
>99% of the time they will okay you to go without a condom
>listening to women
>they let everyone go in raw
>after they let a couple guys they no longer care about protection

Literally everybody should be wrapping it up. Do not listen to women.

Bought OMG during all-time high of $11.64 last weekend

Sold that OMG for $10.50 the next day.

OMG went to $13 today.

My ex gf. I regret that shit human every single day.
also buying adex and cat, fuck that shit, sold both at a big fucking loss but it was better than having this shit in my portfolio

Yup. Once she started sucking me when the condom was on I shoulda knew.

user

it is the nerves, dont worry

dont think about it either!

i had the same problem my first couple times, and the more you think about it, the worse it gets. its just normal anxiety.

you just have to go full animal mode and think about nothing but taking whats yours

:3

not buying NEO at the ground floor

yeah missed out on getting 1k OMG. can't win em all though.

yeah but who would have held that entire time, honestly. i see a 10x gain and i'm out.

Whenever I make a bad purchase, I just hodl until it's profitable.

...

Learned about Bitcoin on Leddit when it hit over 200, slowly watched price sink to around 70 but was just in my masters degree with a family to support so I followed sound investing advice and did not get any. Watched 1000 happen, watched it hit around 200 and said 'I'm sure this is the floor but only had a few grand to invest and my post masters job was on the rocks. Got fired and still had no truly disposable income....

I'm so angry by now I'm trying to push out an LLC to protect personal assets from bankruptcy, pulling in an investor or two, getting an SBA loan and just crypto investing on leverage. SBA has to be personally secured though. I'm so sick of watching boats leave the harbor while I struggle under dictator bosses. I'm working in Blue chip finance and living upper middle class pay back to paycheck lifestyle....

missing out on cv2 right now because I went balls deep in ICOs so I'm all locked up...

Get cialis and/or viagra (not at the same time)

Stop watching porn and jackin it

If you can't deliver in the moment, don't even worry about it. Just give her oral and finger her clit and make it all about her. Penetration as the true definition of sex is mediocre for most women anyway.

You are the fucking definigion of weak hands. You can't even research and hold for a few months?

>found out about bitcoin right when it was new
>people were doing shitty pieces of graphic design for 50 bitcoins
>could have started mining, but couldn't be bothered figuring out how the software worked
Fast forward to litecoin's release
>okay I got fucked on bitcoin, but why would anyone use litecoin when there's already bitcoin?
Fast forward to dogecoin
>fuck it, all this crypto will get big eventually
>I mined dogecoin
>got a couple of cents out of it
Fast forward to ethereum
>this looks neat but I cbf investing in it
>ethereum goes to $4
>maybe it has potential, I'll toss some btc into it
>price barely moves for months
>fuck it, I would have made more leaving it in btc, I'll move it back and cut my losses
>shortly after it moons

I don't know what to make of being given so many chances and fucking it up every time.

That must have been the best currently $36,000 pizza you ever had.

this is me. I literally had 1000+ BTC and spent it on gambling dice games and shitty CD keys from Russia for games that I wanted to play online (the cracked versions didn't have online play)

Moral of the story: don't sell.

Weak hands never wins.

What the fuck are you doing man

How was were they weak hands?
Look up the definition before you use the word.