I'm goin to jail next week for maybe upwards to a year...

I'm goin to jail next week for maybe upwards to a year . I'm thinking of dumping everything into bitcoin before I head out though. Is this a good idea?
I can probably only put in like 3000 usd max but it could blow up in around a years time don't you think?

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Send me your money I'll keep it for you

i think you're a fag

have fun in jail

not bad. dont forget to learn as much as you can about the markets while youre in.

Dump it all into NEO instead

What for

story time

Buy finance textbooks and regular books and study during your paid (by BTC) vacation

it will take way more than a year to go upwards again. My view is that it will find bottom in 2 years.

and right now its in the top so no, it is a bad idea.

buy silver if you can. not that it will moon anytime soon but you will probably get 15-20% by then

Might as well. A felony effectively ruins your life anyway. What do you have to lose? I would probably even gamble some of it on alts. Life's too short bro.

Sent some nudies of an ex gf to some folk and she found out

the absolute state of europe

Worth it. Half BTC/ETH, half alts OMG/NEO?

pretty vindictive of her to push for a year of jail time for that

if I send anyone naked pics I don't consider them completely mine anymore that's just life

This might do the trick actually . I'll just start studying more while in the pin too
I live in Texas.

Uhh buy like 30xmr. That'll be 30k soon.

That's just the main part. The real reason is she works as a stripper but also lives in the dorms at our college as a resident assistant. and I sent pics of her in the club to a guy she worked with. So now basically it's been brought to the dean of students, I'm gonna most likely get expelled and face jail time .

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Yea throw it all into bitcoin. It's about the only safe bet.

I mean over the next year we'll see ameritrade, etrade, scotstrade, etc, offer bitcoin and only bitcoin to their people.

Wait wtf so you don't know? Have you had any charges levied against you?

I mean it's considered a felony here to send nudes and she wasn't wearing a top. She seems pretty pissed about it obviously so honestly it's not looking good. I don't see her vouching for me at all . I have a meeting with the dean of students Tuesday and I'm pretty sure I'll be sentenced then.
My best bet is they don't have the pictures and I can play dumb. But I bet they're saved

>it will take way more than a year to go upwards again. My view is that it will find bottom in 2 years.
LOL no

This has got to be a troll

the "dean of students" doesn't give you jail time moron

They will when they send info to the cops though.

you're really far from getting any jail time right now are u retarded

Here's how this process goes:

>the dean reviews her complaint or whatever
>they decide if it's worth suspending or expelling you (you're not even here yet)
>if it's egregious enough (like you're pimping out a nude gallery of her photos) they forward to cops
>she has to press charges for the prosecutor to even give one tenth of a shit
>that is going to take a lot of her own time and effort
>you get a lawyer
>it probably goes to trial
>a lot of bickering and probably reduced charges
>you pay fines and go on probation or get a month of jail tops if there's a shred of a case against you

this takes a long time, and it requires the bitch to go full bitch and try her hardest to get the cops to care

cops rarely care

Holy shit you're retarded lol, are you like 18 to be this dumb?

You're probably not going to jail, but you should put it all in BTC either way.

Wait hold on so you're telling up that your stripper ex gf and they sent you to jail for sending her nudes? I'm not sure, what's more infuriating about this is that even though everbody has already seen her because they have been up in her business? Man I'm adding this to my list of reasons to become more resolved to build a sucessful online business so I can run my business from any location in the world so I can then get out of the west and also trying to find out ways to minimize the amount of taxes I have to send back to them so my tax dollars arent spend on outrageous stuff.
Btw something like this happened here in a conservative state, so it's not just happening in the states run by femnazis like say the people's republic of california. The similar thing that happened was some dude pissed of his ex gf and stored nudes of her on some private cloud storage. even though it was private it was not enough.

You'll get expelled, all about guaranteed. Even if it weren't illegal. DeVos' Title IX reforms probably won't kick in soon enough for you, so you're going to get no due process. That said, you might be able to sue for deprivation of due process. You need a Title IX law specialist, and you need one now.

Actually going to jail is a lot less likely. They'll offer you a plea bargain without jail time.

To the others who are doubtful. It's true, something like that could happen. Even here in a conservative state the media was recently making a big deal publicizing the first conviction of this dude under the new so called revenge porn laws. But to add insult to injury in OP's case is that it's nudez of a stripper so everybody has already seen it.

BITCH YOU STOLE MY THREAD

YOOOO watch my video before you go to jail, and comment that youre going to jail and this is the last thing your going to watch!!!!
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It really depends on the dean. All of those worst case scenarios you hear about on the news are exactly that: the worst case (isolated) scenario. Probably more like a suspension or probation or a slap on the wrist finger wagging.

Expulsion is serious and exposes them to suit. They don't care about some random slut's topless pics.

>It really depends on the dean.
To an extent, that's true, but only to an extent. The Title IX guidelines that DeVos is repealing have been interpreted and applied in such a ridiculously harsh way by every single institute of higher education that they're virtually incapable of cutting anyone any slack, even in the presence of the supposed victim's insistence that nothing untoward happened.

cREATE A SHADO OF DOUBT THAT YOUR PHONE COULD HAVE BEEN HACKED

OP lives in the USA. I don't see how people think it is a good idea to issue jail time for it.

It was to prevent ruining (only applies to girls again of course) her appearance by releasing such pictures.

But somehow a mans appearance is not ruin ed when he has to go a year to jail and employees can see that and his crime so they might not hired him anonymous because they are afraid he might leak stuff?

But that is totally OK right? Fucking feminists are the cancer causing all this shit.

WHEN YOU SEND A FUCKING NUDE WHAT DID YOU FUCKING EXPECT?

If they don't have the pictures still do you think I can get off Scott free? The place was kinda dark I'm thinking of claiming it was another girl possibly if they have a video still.

Talk to a lawyer. Even if they say you're not allowed to have one at the hearing or anything.

In fact, especially if they say you're not allowed to have one.

Lol my bad man

Is this before or after they expell me? Should I even attempt to lie and claim it isn't her. Should I just say nothing and admit to nothing? Im thinking they don't have the video/pictures but even then they probably wouldn't take my side if she already said I did it. Plus the guy I sent them to.
And if I say I don't and then they show the evidence I'm in even bigger shit

Mother of god, user. See a lawyer ASAP, you fool.

pics or it didn't happen

I ain't got no money for a lawyer fool .

Call her crazy, say she got a hold of your phone and sent them. Deny, deny, deny.

Put it all into Monero. That way the Fed can't take it.

>muh bubble tardation

you tards realize normies cant even buy into crypto with their 401k yet right?

you tards realize we are getting ETFs and 401k products soon right?

you tards realize we are going to $5T when that happens right?

$1 of bitcoin = $10 in 2 years, minimum

Well OP I went in 2014 and came out 2017, so it worked for me. I couldn't have timed my offense better; not sure if you'll make the same gains.

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I'm in jail trading from phone

Noob

Honestly rather go to jail then get expelled geez. Not sure what's next from that..

why would you date a fucking stripper?
just keep your rothbucks brainlets like you are never gonna make it

I wonder what other weird places anons trade from

IDF base next to Jordan here

Do you use jew magic for sick gains?

new jersey here

Cause she'd buy me shit obviously. And I was basically her pimp

Use it to get a lawyer, 3k is not something you wanna trade a year of your life for in the west

Definitely.. Across several types of coins in different wallets

srs watch the video and comment please it will give you good karma maybe. probably not but who knows, maybe it will make you feel better. In the least it will make me feel better for getting attention from people on the internet.
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Father's Jewish, Mom's Christian so they don't consider me Jewish :(
You'd be surprised how unskilled with money the average Jew is though.

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