What was the most lovecraftian moment in human history?

What was the most lovecraftian moment in human history?

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mormons and cape town

Bronze age collapse.

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>a bunch of faceless nobodies technologically connected in a hivemind that worship a frog-faced ancient egyptian god of chaos who, through magic, control the world order

sounds pretty lovecraftian to me

lovecraftian, kafkaesque, gogolian, lynchian....
the list goes on....

The Spanish Conquest of the Americas seen from both perspectives

>Be Spanish
>Devoutly religious
>Pray to the Lord 4 times a day
>Arrive in the Aztec capital
>Ancient city made of stone, with weird carvings of demons and other monstruous creatures
>More than 1 million people live there
>Bigger than any other city you've heard of
>Huge market with people trading pelts of strange animal you've never seen, exotic spices, smells, foods
>Suddently it's sacrifice time
>You see the priests of Xipe Totec, "The Flayed God", walking around the city wearing Human skins of their flayed victims
>You see bloodletting rituals
>You see thousands of women, children and men dragged to the Great Pyramid to have their beating hearts torn out

>Be Aztec
>Comet appears in the sky
>Taken as a bad omen by the priests
>Suddenly new creatures arrive at your shores
>Their skin is translucent, rosy with the color of blood
>Their hair can be brown, red, yellow, colors you've never seen
>Their eyes blue, or green
>They had BEARDS! You've never seen a full beard in your life
>Again you've never seen anything like this
>They arrived in floating fortresses that could travel across the Great Sea
>Brought with them the power of thunder
>In battle they transformed into half-stag centaurs with metal bodies*
>They worshipped a dead bearded man nailed to a wooden cross
>Why this must be the Old Gods of the ancient legends that come to claim what is theirs!
>Invite them to your palace
>Why don't the Gods like our precious feather gifts? They seem only interested in random gold trinkets
>Suddenly they start forbidding sacrifices
>Your people start dying from mysterious diseases (obviously because there are no more sacrifices)
>These are no Gods! They are against the Gods
>Your people revolt and drive them out of Tenochtitlan at the cost of thousands
>The Tlaxcaltecs revolt and ally with the False Gods
>Your people keep dying from disease
>Maybe it is a weapon?
>All is lost

* This is based on actual Aztec accounts.
During early skirmishes with the Spaniards, the Aztecs thought mounted horsemen were a new kind of creature, half-man and half-stag.

Of course, by the end of the war they had wisened up and they were stealing Spanish horses.

damn, this one is pretty good

there were also stories from the Aztecs about a woman heard crying for her baby late at night right before the Spanish arrived.

/tv/.. easy on the shitposts..

Probably the eruption of Mount Vesuvius destroying Pompeii.

it's escaped tvvvvvvvvvvvv

re: The Aztec side--

reminds me of this:

keiththompsonart.com/pages/prince.html

Probably the eruption of Mount Vesuvius destroying Pompeii. Imagine the far off explosion, the fire and eruption, then watching as a massive suffocating ash cloud slowly moves your direction.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_(whaleship)

Maybe the story of Essex? I'm not quite sure what Lovecraftian means. History is full of fucked up shit. Creepy experiments, cults and natural disasters.

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Krakatoa eruption in 1883 or Tunguska impact, 1908

>I'm not quite sure what Lovecraftian means

Incomprehensible eldritch abominations cause humans to go insane.

Black Death

>slowly
pyroclastic flow moves 450mph. pompei was buried in a matter of seconds

The Holocaust, Die Junggebliebene.

As an American I agree.
Utah and Mormons (and Nevada to an extent) need to be erased.

Besides weren't they suspecting that something would happen?

>Krakatoa eruption in 1883

This, it exploded with such force that iirc it actually threw the earth off its axis and created a nuclear winter. The explosion was heard in Inidia. It destroyed an entire island chain and scared the Indonesians so bad that they converted to Islam, which they have been to this day.

>Their hair can be brown, red, yellow, colors you've never seen
>Their eyes blue, or green
Have you ever met a Spaniard?

Yes.

Have you?

Krakatoa is west of Java by the way, unless you count going around the really long way.

>It destroyed an entire island chain and scared the Indonesians so bad that they converted to Islam, which they have been to this day.

tell me more

not the user you asked but Islam had been in Indonesia hundreds of years before Krakatoa exploded, and by 1883 it had been the dominant religion in Java and Sumatra for 200 years.

I'm glad this /tv/ meme is getting traction outside of /tv/ desu

Possibly the birth of Howard Phillips Lovecraft.

>threw the earth off its axis
>a humanities board
it shows...

red might be a bit far fetched, but i dont see how its Impossible for there to be a blonde person

Yes user, shit like that can actually happen. The 9.0 quake that hit Japan in 2011 actually shortened the standard time of a day by 1.8 microseconds and added 6.7 inches to the planet's wobble.

Real life King Theoden, King of Visigothic Spain.
They conquered the Americas after kicking the Jews and Muslims out you know.

Can any other event even compete?