Leave Dunkirk to me

>leave Dunkirk to me
>leave United Kingdom to me
>leave suppling Stalingrad to me
What the fuck was his problem?

>Leave the overwhelming and advancing enemy to me.

They were hubristic retards m8

arrogance and too much drugs

>tfw you join nazis without believing in national socialism because you are just that big an asshole

Did someone say drugs?
>cocaine and adrenaline (via eyedrops)

did somebody say sigGARS

>Leave the Defense of the Reich to me!

Bragging to Hitler won his approval more often than being honest with him did.

He was a drunk lunatic.

Cake.

Trying get the maximum of prestigious until the reich civil war.

>Leave the streusels to me

you forgot "leave the economy to me"

>be honest with Hitler about the situation
>get sacked and replace by a yes-man

Hitler gave him his position due to loaylty and friendship, not because he was good at anything.

>have an ideology based on you being better than everyone else because you were born better than everyone else
>turns out that you are not
Fascism and especially nazism is the most JUST of all ideologies

He was far from the only retard overestimating air power (especially unsupported air power) in WW2. Pic related boasted that with 500 heavy bombers and fighters to escort them, he could evict the Japanese forces from China without the need for the KMT to launch ground offensives.

>"Leave the Germans to me"
What did he mean by this?

Another victim of yellow fever.

>himmler is arguably one of the most evil and disgusting people in recent history

>cant help but smirk every time I see a picture of him

I dont know why, just look at him.

This nigga was drunk 24/7.

At least they left him Yugoslavia

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underrated post

>Implying that's not the best way to win wars
Nigga pls

I want to believe

>leave yugoslavia to me

he would literally fit in perfectly here and youd be friends with him.

lmao

I'd never be friends with a chicken farmer, they have filthy souls

TIL eating cyanide molars like they're fanta skittles makes you king of yugoslavia

He'd fit in perfectly as a timid grade school teacher, whom the kids prank incessantly.

basically the heart of the nazi state

>be top nazi
>your brother helps jews escape and is basically a big embarrassment to you cause he hates Nazismm
kek Göring was pathetic

It makes his "fight them on the beaches" speech so much better when you know that he was hammered saying that.

shiny

>Leave the air force to me!
(a few years later)
>'If you see a white plane, it's an American, if you see a black plane it's the RAF. If you see no planes at all it's the Luftwaffe!'

He always makes me think of Costanza. Without Hitler, he would have been unemployed and lived with his parents.

>>>>>>leave Dunkirk to me

OP assuming that Dunkirk was anything but mass shameful rout made possible due to benevolent Hitler

Jewish people just look funny.