You're a jew in Poland in 1939 and the Nazis have just invaded your country

save up my semen to fap when 1942 hits and the germans start getting BTFO

"Draw sabers!"

*Hans Zimmer music begins to play in the background*

"CHHHHHAAAAARRRRGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

*rides to a glorious death*

>Latvia
>even worse Jewish death rate than Poland

Yeah, no. We're not doing that.

Did she live Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS irl?

Don't forget our delousing session and our footy game we got on our schedule for this week!

You'd give someone disco lighting.

Nice fake propaganda image.

Easy. You don't.

Have you ever wondered such a thing, suddenly living another life at another time?

let's say it is
you wish it wasn't

Tbh i sometimes daydream that I'm in 1945 driving my Jagdtiger through the Ardennes

Here's another >Jew in the same uniform.

Who makes these stupid images anyway?

ruh roh

Those hats were looted from dead soviet soldiers. Not the same. Also, that photo is fake.

The soviets executed Polish people the same manner. Pure coincidence.

Why, start a communist compound in the middle of the woods and love off of horse meat of course.

Pretend to be a christian, and help confiscate Jewish holdings and sniffing out hiding Jews. I become rich from this and use that power to influence world leaders to my desires.

Hi there George Soros.

Regrow my foreskin

impregnate anne

Kroft: “My understanding is that you went … went out, in fact, and helped in the confiscation of property from the Jews.”

Soros: “Yes, that’s right. Yes.”

Kroft: “I mean, that’s — that sounds like an experience that would send lots of people to the psychiatric couch for many, many years. Was it difficult?”

Soros: “Not, not at all. Not at all. Maybe as a child you don’t … you don’t see the connection. But it was — it created no — no problem at all.”

Kroft: “No feeling of guilt?”

Soros: “No.”

Kroft: “For example, that, ‘I’m Jewish, and here I am, watching these people go. I could just as easily be these, I should be there.’ None of that?”

Soros: “Well, of course, … I could be on the other side or I could be the one from whom the thing is being taken away. But there was no sense that I shouldn’t be there, because that was — well, actually, in a funny way, it’s just like in the markets — that if I weren’t there — of course, I wasn’t doing it, but somebody else would — would — would be taking it away anyhow. And it was the — whether I was there or not, I was only a spectator, the property was being taken away. So the — I had no role in taking away that property. So I had no sense of guilt.“

damn... i thought it was a meme but theres certainly truth there

disguise myself as a lampshade

...

I become an informant against other Jews.

*Sighs*

>this retarded fucking meme again

The men in both photographs are absolutely fucking German.

>muh M24

Nazi Germany invaded the Balkans months to invading the USSR. Because of a shortage of equipment, they often armed rear echelon units with captured weapons, including the Yugoslav M24, which itself is a licensed copy of the Gewehr 98, a weapon that was still in service with German military up to the end of WW2 and was the basis of the Kar98k. This sometimes was even applied with frontline units. Plenty of photos from the 1940 Blitzkrieg campaigns show frontline Wehrmacht and SS troops using Czech equipment, including tanks, seized during the occupation of the Sudetenland in 1938.

>muh SS

First off, get this through your fucking head. The Einatzgruppen ARE NOT a branch of the Waffen-SS. They are a subdivision of the Sicherheitsdienst (SS-SD), the Third Reich intelligence service, which was under SS control.

Because of this, Einatzgruppen units would never have been issued the camouflage smocks the Waffen-SS used. Not that it would matter much, the Waffen-SS only used camouflage smocks in limited numbers anyway. The overwhelming majority of SS personnel in WW2 wore standard grey and the garrison cap.

TL;DR It is perfectly feasible for a rear-echelon SS soldier to have been using a captured Yugoslav 24/Gewehr 98 and wearing Feldgrau and a garrision cap in Ukraine in 1942.

pic related, German soldier wearing a garrision cap using a captured Russian SVT-40.

Now fuck off back to /pol/ you dumb Hun-loving nigger.

>Anne Frank wearing a Pickelhaube

would've probably been a good catholic boy, joined the flemish SS because mr. priest said that's what I do, freeze half to death on the east, never being able to return to my beautiful flanders unless I spend years in prison, only to have my entire family be treated like shit by those people that would shame me because I hadn't signed up immediatly when mr priest said I should have...

Don't forget playing soccer at Auschwitz and swimming in the nice hot tubs. It's funny Western Propaganda has convinced us Auschwitz was anything else bust Jewish Disney Land. Everything post-WW2 is Soviet forgeries.

I was being sarcastic with my first sentence.

Still wondering who makes all those shitty infographs which put the Germans lesser known uniforms under investigation. Never seen something so dumb go so viral.

>spend my time at the camp's pool
Those were for Aryans only you fucking dope.
>Don't forget playing soccer at Auschwitz
Those were for Aryans and POWs only you fucking dope

It's funny when stormfags try to make Auschwitz seem like a great place for the Jews but they unintentionally expose the Nazis as even more evil then you think they were. These fuckers made swimming pools and soccer fields for the "Aryan" inmates while the "Untermensch" were being worked to death.

Shit my pants to emulate their pants pooping autist they call for a leader Gaydolf Shitler.

Everyone in your pic looks Aryan

>in Poland
might as well just die

>You're a jew in Poland
>your country

Fucking kikes act like they own everything.

Volunteer to round-up other jews

Of you're a citizen of Poland, it's YOUR country.

*If (fucking iPhone)

>implying Polish Jews were ever really Poles

I would slap a Yid in the face if he ever tried to say he was a Pole.

They've lived in Poland for centuries, they've intermarried to an extent, they speak the Polish language, they're classified as citizens by the government of Poland.

How are they not Poles?

This man has a point, but that said then Israel is an illegal state. No Jews are native there!

I don't.

>No Jews are native there!
Except the vast majority of the Jews living there are Mizrahi. I actually laugh my ass off when they tell Jews to "go back to Poland" when there are more from Morocco.

>only

Burden of proof is on you

Let me guess, the currency for labor work in the camps where it has Moses and the 10 commandments on them were also for "Aryans".

We are talking about Auschwitz, way to ignore any of the points. That currency you just posted was for Terezin, nice try though.

>when you realize the way Holocaust deniers spin the camps as "resorts" would strongly indicate that the Nazis were Jewish puppets all along

Soros is a Nazi and probably posts on /pol/.

They were. Hitler was a tool for Jewish supremacism. He was funded by Jewish bankers. He is the founder of the modern white supremacist state of Israel we see today. Like Farrakhan said
>"German Jews financed Hitler right here in America...International bankers financed Hitler and poor Jews died while big Jews were at the root of what you call the Holocaust...Little Jews died while big Jews made money. Little Jews being turned into soap while big Jews washed themselves with it. Jews playing violin, Jews playing music, while other Jews were marching into the gas chambers..."

Israel is 40% Ashkenazi,

>Israel is 40% Ashkenazi

Not true at all. There are barely any pure Ashkenazis in Israel left.

DELET THIS

According to the 6 millions number there werent any ashkenazi anymore in 1945

There were 9 million Jews prior though, after there were 3 million left.

>they speak the Polish language
>, they've intermarried to an extent
Except they didn't.

Debunked time and time again

That is the typical German Schutzpolizei uniform (see pic). Note the dark cuffs. They didn't wear "tactical SS combat uniforms".
The rifle is a vz. 24 which was commonly used by the Wehrmacht and SS during WWII.

Nice debunking. It is far more likely a Vz. 24 though.

God, Stormfags are so cringy.

>Nazis would never execute Jews, never mind how they enslaved them and millions of others and publicly expressed their hatred for them
>It was DA SOVIETS!!!!

Trick question. I don't.

debunk this

>when they say the fake chiney was connected to the furnaces by underground tunnels

How does that make sense JIDF?

If Jews were such assholes why you ever put so much effort to make them happy?

>these guys sure is a baddy, huh hans.
>sure are fritz, lez puddem in a pool, and let em play footbawl!

>Nazis created Spa all-inclusive vacation resorts for Jews
Why was Hitler such a cuck?

You realize there's a window between September 1939 and June 1940 when it's an independent country, and you can just board a boat at any port and leave?

Call yourself Volksdeutche, Krauts and kikes are the same people

This

Just leave. Jews had no restrictions on their freedom of movement until 1941

>zionists get dicked on by Anglos after WWI
>still want their own ethnostate
>ayy yo Hitler! wanna clean up your country and help us at the same time?
>war breaks out and Hitler backs on on deal keeping workers in camps for war production
>cycle of backstabbing continues

Wrong
Point of putting kikes in camp was to remove them from society so they'd stop fucking it up
But Germans knew kikes were still human so they tried to make the stay more agreeable

That negroe look so annoying

That pic you posted there is a well-known soviet forgery, Oleg.

watch out, the american planes are coming.

Make Rutka Laskier pregnant so Veeky Forums will draw porn of her 70 years later.