WHY?

Why did Hitler have a penis...?

... whereas I don't?

I've wondered that all my F-omg life!!!!!!!

All my f***ing life!!!

That's a gun you idiot

It is not.

That is not where a gun would be kept.

A love gun

More dick shots.

Guess that's a "gun" too, right?

You suppose Hitler secretly self-identified as male?

It's an optical illusion

And another picture of said "gun" poking out???

A gun with a foreskin??? What purpose would that serve?

It's his swollen testicle

No, he didn't secretly self identify, he was assigned male at birth in 1889. No one named their daughters Adolf.

It sure created a long crease for being microscopic.

There's it's profile and it doesn't look like any gun I've ever seen!

And that still doesn't answer my question as to why I DON'T have one???

That is the real issue pertinent to my life, as he has been dead since I was -38.

If it were a gun, that still wouldn't explain the very similar bulges of his men, now would it???

And did he pack a gun in his lederhosen???

His underwear was too baggy to "pack" anything anyway. No wonder his shit ran down his legs and gave him rashes!

Most FtMs wear torture spandex compared to what he had.

Why the fuck are you back shitposting the most absolutely gayest and retarded thing on here?

Because I want to know, before the Rapture,

Why did God give Hitler a penis but not me???

I hope there's an afterlife because I really really really want to hear the answer from Jesus!!!!!