Why did Europoors never invent

Why did Europoors never invent...

>nuclear fission
>the automobile
>the lighbulb
>electricity
>vaccines

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>the automobile

Invented by Joseph Cugnot (France) in 1769 and first mass produced by Karl Benz (Germany) in 1888

Why did no Yuropean invent automobiles?

Why do Americans have to airbrush their photos to make their women attractive? Is it to cover the tattoos?

>the automobile
what is the Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot's steam wagon

>vaccines
it probably existed before and Cotton Mather learned it from his, much likely african, slave

>Karl Benz

>lightbulbe
who is the scottish James Bowman Lindsay

>European
""""""""cars""""""""

The first vaccine was developed in Britain for smallpox

>electricity
It's a natural phenomenon retard. You can't invent electricity the same way you can't invent gravity, it existed before mankind.

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>electricity
a term first used in 1646 by the english Isaac Newton

oh yea, americans did invent a thing, a thing that wiped a entire city out and put the world at stake ever since they first used it, nice job

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>a device that prevented ww3 is bad

>It's a natural phenomenon retard

You expected rational tough from a Yankee. You excepted rational toughs from a fucking colonist Yankee.

Yall are dumb fucks.

>inb4 b-but muh german scientists!

That's a motor tricycle

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Not just German scientists, Nazi German scientists.

Krauts got the USA to the moon.

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America is Neu Deutschland to start with anyway

>Manhattan project
Oppenheimer (USA)
Fermi (Italy)
Szilard (Hungary)
Bethe (Germany)
Frisch (Germany)
Fuchs (Germany)
Peierls (Germany)
Segre (Italy)
Franck (Germany)

Even the real American achievements are actually European.

>prevented
>Cuban Missile Crisis
oh yea, it prevents war

>WW3
that will cause WW3 you mean, not today not tommorow but it eventually will

user, you are giving them far too much credit, the Manhatten Project was essentially an engineering project with no new science.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fission#Discovery_of_nuclear_fission

Lol, as if US americans ever invented anything.. They only invade and steal, rape and fuck up anything thex can get hold of.

>the Cuban Missile Crisis resulted in WW3

>krauts
>inventing anything

ahahahhaha

They were kikes if that makes you happier.

well, that was close to happen, wasn't it?

Why did Europoors never invent the obesity epidemic?

you can't invent electricity lmao
and about the vaccines, many scientists, majority of them from Great Britain, France and Germany discovered many things that made vaccines a possible thing to exist

>a term first used in 1646 by the english Isaac Newton
wrong. it was made by another englishman

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it was literally a jewish achievement

>why didn't europeans invent these five things that europeans invented
>mfw

Why did Amerisharts never invent...
>the firearm

They feared the American scientist

Englishman here
As dumb a fuck as OP is, I believe what most people when they say 'invent electricity' is 'elucidating its physical properties, causes, uses, etc and invention of methods for the harnessing and control thereof'
But yes, OP is an especially dumb fuck (with all due respect to your good self, OP)

*what most people mean

>implying that reflects negatively on Europeans

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siegfried_Marcus