$5200 paycheck

>invest a little bit of each paycheck
>eventually you're making more from investments than your job
>quit job and use investments to invest in bigger investments
>retire at 40
Normies will never understand.

They are most likely overtaxing you, you'll get a tax return.

> I can't increase my allowances any more.

Dumbass, you could tell your employer to take out 0 federal and state tax, then calculate manually how much tax you owe at the end of the year. Not really suggested since you'll end up with a big bill. Better to just take more allowances. The IRS doesn't give a fuck how many allowances you take, as long as you pay what you owe by the end of the year.

> have no dependents

I self identify as a 8 year old child when I'm not at work. My other identity as a (((INSERTYOURAGEHERE))) grown man takes care of me. Which means I have every right to put down 1 dependent.

>still pay 13.3% in commiefornia capital gains tax on top of federal taxes
There is no escaping the tax man.

no escaping the jews, but you can atleast escape the most jewish state

About the same time they stop cutting thier kids dicks. I'd 100 years.

> stop cutting their kids dicks

Is that seriously still a thing?

like 70% of newborns, yes
you know we didnt have an income tax until 1913? the constitution said it was only to be used to pay of debt from war
cant wait for the civil war

white oppression? You mean feeling like a victim of everything and complaining without action to improve your life.

This is why we need a Wall
>Trump 20'

Get cucked, bitch. Jerome's 11 kids gotta eat too.

nah, they're starting to do stuff about it with fema camps.
On the slight possibility they're real i fully support them, rounding up homeless and stupid people and gasing them? priceless

I doubt jews want socialism

Stop oppressing me with your man-splaining.

It's a nice state. I live here, too, and earn fucking bank.

The thing that people who hate California seem to ignore is that our wages are fucking gigantic.

I live in Fresno (a few hours from every major city, 5th largest city in CA) and have a household income of 250k/year.

My house - a new, 2400 square foot home with a 3 car garage - was $350,000.

Why the fuck should I move to Kentuckystan to earn 3/5ths of what I do now to avoid 1/9th of my tax obligation?

My wife's a nurse at the Kaiser in Fresno, which is a union hospital. They pay her almost $100/hour. Don't believe me? LOOKT IT UP (kpscalfyi.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Comprehensive_Proposal_to_CNA_Revised4_28_16.pdf - she's short hour)

Besides the retardely-high wages, I live in a state without:

1) an abundance of toll roads
2) white niggers - you know - uneducated mouthbreathing rednecks who hate California don't last here. They go breed in Kentuckystan
3) a lack of public education (I enjoyed a world-class education on the beach in Santa Barbara)

Basically. Enjoy wherever you live but don't bash California because we're the 6th largest economy ON EARTH and contribute more money to the federal government than we receive. I'd gladly cede from the union to watch you beg for my tax dollars.

the only thing we have to look forward to is the Great Earthquake. in the impending niggerdom most will die and in the ashes a new California will be born. destruction is our only salvation at this point. i welcome it.

The entire fiat monetary system is socialism for the rich.

you spent all this time on biz, and by what you wrote, pol too, and the only thing you could come up with is "this is why we need a wall"?

Have you NOT absorbed any information of inflation, and big banks and federal reserve fucking up the dollar? And the only thing YOU could come up with is that all the tax issues are caused by fucking immigration?

Try foreign policy and the devaluation of the dollar.

Holy fuck, KYS.

>live in Germany
>€4900 paycheck
>pay €2000 in taxes
help!

>babbys first entry level job
aww congratulations. now visit /pol/. welcome to being a NEET. 21st century society sure is great isnt it guys

it's going to be a great wall, you're going to love it.

You do have a point.

Like it or not, but a massive amount of states rely on California's economy and California's taxes. Which means your food stamps are thanks in part to the libtards of California - no matter where you live.

Nice larping.

>Thinking the seig heil LARPing NEETs won't be the first ones to taste the gas.

Keep telling yourself that Big Daddy Government can be made to work for you, senpai.

user. You didn't hear? If we simply pay more taxes, all our problems will go away!

I doubt they'll be picky about who they gas, they'll probably just do a background check on you and see how important your job is, if it ever happened.
It's just harder to do it to middle class and higher white people because people actually care about them as opposed to niggers and homeless white trash

I'm glad my life is good enough you consider it a larp. Does this mean I've made it?

Your larping life. Keep on paying for Pablo's 10 children commie.

Enjoy living in whatever shithole you call home (unless it's Texas - that's a nice state).

Have a good night.

Pablo makes great tacos and I'll gladly put his kids through college by catering my family functions with his taco truck. He also makes a great gardner and mows my lawn reliably.

you don't deserve that lawn, race trader.

>taco truck
>not calzones
nigga what are you doing

Says the state that can't support itself.

Kys