Clickbaiting History

>Okay, class. Now for our next assignment, we're going to take a historical event that happened prior to the 1990s, and describe it like it were a clickbait title.

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KILLING JEWS (IN THE GHETTO) (ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER) (ALMOST CAUGHT BY ALLIES) (6 MILLION SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL)

I'VE TRIED EXTERMINATION PLAN ON EMUS (GONE WRONG)

COMMUNIST REVOLUTION GONE WRONG, GONE SEXUAL
ALMOST STARVED

TOP 12 BATTLES OVER THE ISONZO

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YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE TRANSFORMATION ONE BLOODLINE HAD WITH SUCCESSIVE GENERATIONS OF INBREEDING

EVACUATING THE BEF AT 3AM CHALLENGE (ALMOST DROWNED) (WEHRMACHT STOPPED) (IN THE BEACH)

>Roman general discovers one weird trick to defeating the entire Carthaginian navy

NUKES in Cuba! JFK threatens WAR! Congress to bomb CASTRO

OPENING THE EGYPTIAN TOMBS (5 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS) (ALMOST CURSED) (DIED OF DISEASE)

SERBIAN SOCIAL EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG(GOT CAUGHT)(WAR STARTED)

fuck you, they were all mercenaries, they just wanted their money and leave

AUSTRIAN ASSASSINATION PRANK (GONE WRONG)

GERMANY ATTACKS FRANCE THROUGH BELGIUM, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT COMES NEXT!

THIS POPE WENT TO TREAT WITH THE HUNS, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!

THE SULTAN'S SECRET WEAPON TO BRING DOWN THE WALLS OF CONSTANTINOPLE; HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

IS THIS IMAGE REAL OR FAKE?

TOP 14 REASONS YOUR EMPIRE IS DECLINING
>NUMBER 3 WILL BLIND YOU

27 REASONS WHY THE ROMAN EMPIRE FELL

#13 LEFT US SPEECHLESS

UNIFYING THE GERMAN EMPIRE SPEEDRUN (ONE DAY!!!!)

King Leopold's Just Introduced a "Hands Off" Central Currency System, You Won't Believe How It Works!

OPERATION BARBAROSSA DLC PLAYTHROUGH (DISC FROZE)

IS CAPITALISM FINALLY DESTROYED? WE ASKED 9 PARTY LEADERS

>No. Germanic Migrants Are Not to Blame for The Collapse of the Western Empire. Here is Why.

> Yaaaaas! Queen Zenobia just declared Palmyria the first female led state in Syria.

> How misogyny led to Fall of Palmyra. Spoiler: Aurelian supporters don't like strong women.

ONE WOMAN IS SHOWING THE WORLD WHAT STRONG CELTIC WOMEN CAN DO
>ROMAN EMPEROR PISS BABIES CANT EVEN

Basil?
>CELEBRITY WARLORD FED UP WITH MONK ORDER'S MEDDLING. CLICK TO LEARN ABOUT HIS FIERY RESPONSE!

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YOUNG NUBILE JEWISH VIRGIN WAITS FOR YOU IN HER CLOSET

CLICK TO HELP HER EVADE HER CAPTORS!!! SCARED, BOTHERED AND ALONE! SHE WILL REWARD YOU

THESE 9 FRENCH SONS OF BITCHES ARE REPELLING THOUSANDS OF ITALIANS AND BASICALLY YOU'RE A FUCKING PASTA NIGGER

WHY CATHOLIC ALGORYTHM IS BROKEN FREE SPEECH IN DANGER!

fuckin

>BEST 10 GENOCIDES IN HISTORY (2017) (HD)

ONE SASSY KIEVIAN QUEEN IS SPREADING THE NEW GOD WITH VIOLENCE, AND IT'S BADASS

DAUGHTER HAS MANY AFFAIRS (EXILED) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

BROTHER OF JESUS CALLS OUT THE MANCHUS! SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!??!!

PLUS BONUS EXCLUSIVE

HAN MERCHANT ASKS RIDICULOUS PRICE FOR BAMBOO POLLS: SEE THIS HUI MERCHANT'S RESPONSE!

Ottoman Prime Minister Solves The Armenian Problem With This One Weird Trick

this Georgian son of a bitch is shooting super fascist counter-revolutionaries, and basically, you are fucking executed
how? just sign the confession

THE NORTH REACTS TO ME DOING SLAVERY LOL

IM SENDING SUPPLIES TO FORT SUMTER
SEE THE REBEL's SHOCKING (WOW) REACTION

Why do you need to make this thread when clickbait 'history' is all this dumbshit board is?

go fuck yourself
if you dont like it go post in a /pol/ bait thread faggot

TOP SIX WIVES OF HENRY VIII

YOU WONT BELIEVE IT BUT THIS GUY IS MAKING GERMANY GREAT AGAIN AND SOME PEOPLE DONT LIKE IT!!!!! (CLICK HERE) [subscribe]

LOCAL NEIGHBOR WOULDN'T STOP DISTURBING COUPLE LIVING UPSTAIRS. WHAT THEY DID NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!

Crossing the Alps to PK Romans (LITTLE DID THEY KNOW I HAD ELEPHANTS)

KILLING ARCHDUKE PRANK (GONE TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG)

the navies of Carthage were professional, the armies weren't.

Redcoats hate this man! Find out why now!

THIS COWARDLY SON OF A BITCH BECAME AN ABSOLUTE DICTATOR WHILE CONVINCING PEOPLE THAT HE WAS RESTORING THE REPUBLIC AND BASICALLY, YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID

>WHAT MCCLELLAN DID AFTER ANTIETAM (TRY NOT TO GET MAD)

what the one about the hui, i dont get it

still they were mercenaries, they just wanted their money and leave

>BUTCHERED MEMBERS OF THE RUSSIAN ROYAL FAMILY? IN /MY/ BASEMENT? (IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK)

top 2 defenestrations in Bohemia (number 1 WILL shock you)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungan_Revolt_(1862–77)

20 million people died because of this

These memes just write themselves sometimes.

THIS MONK JUST DROPPED THE MIC ON THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND IT'S AMAZING

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When this young European monarchy got a slice of the colonialism pie things quickly got out of hand FIND OUT HOW

Slaves revolt in French Caribbean! You won't believe what happens next!

This Country Lost 4/5ths of its Male Population. How? Click Here To Find Out

cyka, i laughed user

Gold.

Someone told me this is fake, I can't find it on wiki.

TIRED OF YOUR ARMY BEING TOO SUCCESSFUL? LOCAL FRENCHMAN HAS ONE WEIRD TRICK TO DESTROY IT IN 6 WEEKS OR YOU MONEY BACK

HOT BITCHES NEAR Whitechapel ARE WAITING FOR YOU

It doesnt have its own article in english wikipedia anymore, got absorbed by another (general invasion of france by italy, I think). Has one its own in french though.

MY MOM WON'T SHUT UP WHILE I'M PLAYING SO I PUSH HER OUT?!?!?!? (BUILDING MY MINECRAFT KINGDOM part 183)

LOCAL MAN DROPS NUCLEAR-HOT MIXTAPE ON JAPAN (100K VIEWS INSTANTLY). CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE FOLLOW UP.

>NEW GERMAN LEADER "LITERALLY HITLER"

OH MY GOD! Luther About To Release Secret Theses That Will Destroy The Pope!

THE REAL REASON WE DON'T HEAR FROM NAPOLEON BONAPARTE ANYMORE

BERIA CLAIMS HITLER WILL ATTACK (HE WON'T)

Merkel?

zing hahaha

CAN'T IDENTIFY FLEMISH SCUM? USE THIS ONE NEAT TRICK TO FIND OUT (WORKS EVERY TIME)
>Say 'Bread and Cheese'

THESE CATHOLICS GOT TOSSED OUT OF A WINDOW AND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU

This French general was exiled, the look on the face of his soliders when he returns is just precious (HEARTWARMING)

Fourth time's the charm: This will be the end of Israel as we know it!

ENVER PASHA RELEASES NEW BOOK "WHAT HAPPENED" EXPLAINING WWI DISASTER, BLAMES ARMENIANS

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HAITIANS SAY PARSLEY? THE ANSWER WILL LEAVE YOU DUMBFOUNDED!

THIS BRITISH NAVAL OFFICER IS IMPRESSING DOZENS OF AMERICAN SEAMEN INTO HIS MAJESTY'S SERVICE AND BASICALLY YOUR INDEPENDENCE IS A FARCE

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>SICK PLAYS ON TE_TEUTOBURG (EPIC AMBUSH) (ROMANS BTFO) (7.0 K/D RATIO)

>(#8 will shock you)

AL-MUSTA'SIM REFUSES THE MONGOLS' DEMANDS TO GIVE UP BAGHDAD. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!

TOP 9 PARTITIONS OF POLAND (NUMBER 4 WILL SHOCK YOU!)

COMMUNIST LEADER PRANKS BIRD (GONE WRONG)

COMMUNIST LEADER RECEIVES CRATE OF MANGOES. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! (DANK MEMES) (MANGO MANIA)

This one was great, I think it's the fucking executed thing

The Eternal Anglo strikes again. Click here to know more.

TOP 11 DYNASTIC TOMBS PILLAGED BY THE RED GUARD (you won't believe #7)