Welcome to the early retirement club

Welcome to the early retirement club

I guess prison can be considered early retirement in some way.

>Free Food
>Free Sex
>Free Clothing
>Free Health Care
>Never Have to work
>Read Books all day
>Become Enlightened

I kind of wanna go back.

You were never in jail.

>free sex

you mean Jamal's 10 inch meat stick every night?
>never have to work

what? they have to work and get paid like 30 cents an hour.

not in prison jackass, I slept all day and played Nintendo 3DS. Also had tons of porn. You watch too much tv

>tfw australia doesn't consider crypto money and relaxed its tax laws

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jail sucks, prison is mad /comfy/.
Held on ETH the entire time too, walked out with six figs. America can suck my cock

I just gave a soup to some one to do my work for me.

This girl isn't asian.

I held some penny stocks, One pumped from .20 to 6 Dollars. then came back to .20.

I felt like killing myself for not putting a sell order, could of walked out rich.

lol I still don't believe you. Your first post is full of shit.

good boy can't accept the fact that our corrections system is soft as fuck and laws are literally a joke. As long as you don't get caught doing violent monkey shit you will have a great time. Thanks for paying for my 2 year cost-free vacation while I got rich as fuck. Enjoy daytrading

LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

"Your" paper says 57 days.

check the IDs and read again faggot, I'm not the jailfag, I'm the prisonfag

Then why are you so butthurt?

Fucking bitch tried to give me 8 years, took a plea deal of a misdemeanor. I was Jail for 10 months fighting the case. I didn't do shit but sometimes you gotta know when to take a deal and go home.

I'm in absolute bliss. I probably wouldn't have held for so long if I wasn't inside, thanks for the (You) obvious newfag

So are we really talking about how great prison is now? Only on fucking biz.

You plan on HODLing for a couple of years :^)

Are you in prison right now?

Clearly blanked out shit on a blank form congrats
Why are you so upset? I wasn't even talking to you. I'm sure there are support groups full of people who care you were in prison now stfu faggot.

>Basically Buy Shit coin
>Commit Petty crime
>DA charges you with a felony
>Go to Prison for 3 years
>Walk out rich.

it's the ultimate HODL scheme

Yes :^)

too bad DOGE isn't worth shit now, mined so much of it back in the day

>Clearly blanked out shit on a blank form congrats

I wish it was fake senpai, I really do. I didn't ask for this. I get nightmares, severe PTSD. Wake up with night sweats thinking your back in your steel bed.

It's the coins that you think will never make it that actually do. I got a big bag of QWARK and I an't selling for a loss. Wile Every other coin is fucking mooning.

Wait what? I can pull out as much as I want and not get taxed? It's fucking on now.