*does nothing*

*does nothing*

Literally the only interesting thing I can think of is when a muslim slav became ruler of the islands.

>nothing
winning the spanish cup against all the odds, reaching the last cup winners cup final ever... Nothing?

That's all anyone ever remembers.

>povertyball

Well if you;re the OP, your thinking smacks of complete intellectual poverty judging by that ill defined statement in the OP

*sinks into the sea*

Too soon.

They had pretty good slingers in ancient times.

Povertyball > niggerball

Pretty sure more blacks play soccer than football considering all the african countries that play it.

There was that time the Vandals conquered it. And that's about all I've got.

I agree, handegg is a much better description anyway.

>Pretty sure more blacks play soccer than football

How does that make sense? Soccer is another name for football.

If I wanted to be that guy, I would have spelled it futbol.

Be that guy, let yourself loose, don't stifle yourself.

>a million people live there
That feels really cramped considering the size of the islands.

What?

Also cilician pirates

Balearic slingers in the punic wars

Balearic pirates in the middle ages

do you mean
*becomes unofficial german state*

REEEEEEEE HANS GET OUT

Top tier gin makers

"Shame on you, my knights, shame on you"

Will Mayorca be the new Kosovo?

I thought niggerball was basketball?

>90% are german tourists

More whites play soccer than football too considering "football" is only popular in 1 country

Nigga haven't u heard of Balearic slingers???