Wake up tmrw as Friedrich Ebert in 1919

>Wake up tmrw as Friedrich Ebert in 1919
FIX THIS SHIT NOW
Hard Mode: Don't let the nazis and commies win WW2

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Sell Germany to France and England.

easy
let everything that happened up until the late 1930s happen. As soon as things are really turning around, get rid of Hitler and his meth addicted ass

But how will you stop Stalin from going Red Alert on you?

Immediately contact General Paul von Hindenburg and spend the next 14 years giving him regular lectures on the necessity of keeping extremist parties out of power, especially if they are led by Austrian corporals with tiny mustaches.

play good with the french and english and keep poland as a buffer state instead of inviting the USSR further into Europe

>Extra Hard Mode: Try doing it as Hindenburg

What? That's not hard at all. All Hindenburg has to do is not appoint Hitler as chancellor.

Weimar Germany and the Soviet Russia actually tended to get along pretty well, and you can stop Soviet aggression simply by not creating the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact.

well soviet russia was financing commies in the weimar republic

Hindenburg is a good man to be at this stage.
He was popular and powerful, all he has to do is make sure hitler stays in jail for life for the munich putsch.

>change the constitution so that it's not possible to create a dictatorship through emergency decrees, reduce the power of the President
>Initially fulfill the demands of France and Belgium, but try to get the penalties reduced by maintaining good relations with the US and the UK
>Forbid party militias, strike down the SA and Red Front, publicly display both as traitors
>Pay all debts during the economic crisis thanks to the Hyperinflation
>Execute political murderers, make sure to publicly display them as terrorists
>Protect the states' rights, make sure something like the Prussian coup can't happen
>Care for the poor so they're less likely to follow the Nazis or Commies
>Maybe assassinate Hitler, but let it look like an accident
>Maybe still do military research with the Soviets, embrace research in nuclear energy, develop nukes
>Demand the return of Danzig, Austria, and South Tyrol, demand autonomy for Alsace-Lorraine, Sudetenland, and German enclaves in Poland, don't start a fucking war, though
>Maybe look into creating an anti-Soviet defensive alliance

>pay all debts during the economic crisis thanks to hyperinflation
What
>change the constitution
Hitler can simply change the constitution when he gets his 2/3rds majority in the Reichstag
>demand danzig and south tirol, automany for alsace-lorraine
Impossible without war

delusion: the post

>weaken poland
>create anti-soviet alliance
:^)
great job, this is your mind on pan-germansim.

During the interwar period, would it really have weakened Poland that much to concede Danzig and grant autonomy to the few German enclaves? The entire justification for the foundation of the Polish state after WW1 was the right to self-determination, after all.

>>pay all debts during the economic crisis thanks to hyperinflation
>What
Hyperinflation means money is worth less, meaning there's because there's a greater amount of money available. Should the French not have adjusted their demands to inflation, that means the debts you have to pay now are easy to pay, because there's so much money available. (Pic related; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation_in_the_Weimar_Republic)

>During the interwar period, would it really have weakened Poland that much to concede Danzig and grant autonomy to the few German enclaves? The entire justification for the foundation of the Polish state after WW1 was the right to self-determination, after all.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Soviet_War

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Yes, I know there was a Polish-Soviet War in 1920/21, what does that have to do with my question?

Leave it as it is, those are 10/10 borders

You need to get rid off Kamarilla somehow

Hindenburg died shortly afterwards, the most popular candidate for president besides him was Hitler.
Hitler was so popular that the SPD, a socialist party at the time supported Hindenburg, a general of the great war because they believed he was the only one that could beat Hitler.

Immediately capture Hitler on trumped up charges of espionage and keep him in a secret prison under the Reichstag.

Bust balls for as long as possible on the Treaty of Versailles and flirt with building a 2nd front along the Rhine and a treaty with the Netherlands (with all sorts of favorable trade deals under the table should they at least look like they are cooperating and might close their borders to foreign armies). A massive undertaking involving veterans whomst I rally with pep talks about fighting at the negotiating table so Germany isn't thrown into poverty, a token effort to build artillery positions along the Rhine, though mainly roads and other infrastructure, a protoautobahn. It will stop veterans being unemployed and angry also. Try to get them to drop at least a few "inhumanitarian" parts of Versailles until their armies are literally preparing for an offensive. Win or lose I will have made it look as though I am a mediator with strong sympathies for Germany who had to take the realistic route.

lift restrictions on currency besides some regulations to ensure big banks do not inflate beyond a certain level, lock all the executives in a room and swear heads will roll if they act like wildcat banks, as long as they don't there won't be a problem, I will let them in on my plan to hyperinflate legal tender to pay denbts but they have to keep quiet about that as well

people switch to private bank bills during hyperinflation, this also sets the stage for completely unfettered laissez faire capitalism

Under the auspices of "muh versailles" I enact other plans, taxation now useless due to hyperinflation I cut expenses across the board, I grant autonomy to Bavaria, Hanover, Brandenburg, Pomerania, Silesia, Saxony, Rhineland and Danzig who are detached from any obligations to Versailles and set up to use private bank bills for their finances to support welfare while central gub is reduced to the army.

Deport the Austrians
Build a wall.

Genocide the g*rmans

I begin a military build up slowly, then annex lost German lands, when my approval is high enough I reform the government and recreate the German Empire without a monarch and as the Imperial Chancellor form an alliance with Britain and France against the Soviet Union.

Afterwards give a heads up to the US about Pearl Harbor and talk to them about liberating Asia.

Expel every Germans from Rhineland
Give Rhineland to France
Apologize to France
Give the Independance to Bavaria, Saxony, Prussia, Swabia, Frisia

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You're annoying

G*rman subhumans will be crushed

>kill every germans
>repopulate Germany with Poles

fixed

Only in your dreams Pierre.

Honestly? Butcher Germany but Let the Prussians have their own country, ally with and don't disarm them. Prussia would most likely be conservative so the National Socialist, not sure if they'd be able to fight off the commies though.

Sure a Prussian made WWI the war it was but I still think having Prussia around is better than what happened in reality

Execute all commies and fascists. Call the Kaiser and ask him if he wants a limited power role within a constitutional monarchy. Prepare for the great depression. Don't print money.

Fuck you. Prussia did nothing wrong. Ever.

I do my best to quench the "stab in the back" myth, so the republic isn't percieved as illegitimate from fucking day one.

>replace the land of poets and thinkers with cheei-breeki-alabama

so this... is the power... of autism...