Yes user, I am listening.. your imaginary coins are crashing

>Yes user, I am listening.. your imaginary coins are crashing..
>you say this all the time now, you still are making money right?
>Tyrone says this is a huge scam and pyramid scheme.. he told me his little brother gets the stuff off of that minecraft game
>that reminds me, I am supposed to study at Tyrone's in an hour. Can you drop me off and pick me up in 3 hours?

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>implying most chicks arent bedazzled by crypto talk

throw in deep web shit for extra wetness

You arent asian

Pump and dump her

y-y-yes darling. will you be needing your books or not? i will bring them to the doorstep when i drop you off. ask tyrone if he would like me to buy some bitcoins for him. on me of course.

If this chic leaves you, you kill yourself. That was the best you'd ever get.

Please stop with this fucking forced meme

Just buy her back when your Ark goes to the moon

Seconded. Cringeworthy.

>implying you won't come crawling back once my NEO moons

Is this poster asian?

Muh Tyrone shit is even worse
Americans and their cuckold fetish... I'll never understand why they have to interject it into everything
Only bottom of the barrel white chicks go for niggers. Any decent chick with a black dude you can guarantee the black dude would be considered homo wannabe whitey by actual black people

she already knows NEO only has one developer and will never amount to anyting.

>the black dude would be considered homo wannabe whitey by actual black people
not really, that's fading out faster than you think.

What the fuck, who are you? Where am I? Who the fuck is Tyrone? Am I being kidnapped? You want my crypto right? You'll never get my crypto!

>she has to "work" tonight Tyrone says
>she might be home late tonight
>don't watch the shows on the dvr without her wait until she gets home
>[Tyrone saying something in the background]
>she laughs hysterically
>don't hang up, hold on...

>buy the dip
>what?
>just hodl
>what are you talking about? I don't underst-
>get the fuck out of my face you filthy nocoiner, you probably trade gold and silver, dont you?
>user, why are treating like me this?
>choyna
>wha-?
>SELL SELL SELL
>that's it, I'm leaving
>bitcoin is literally unstoppable

kek

lol

>Tyrone

So that's why your pussy is ugly af

>telling all girls about bitcoin
>advertising the fact you hold crypto
people have to get smart if they actually do this shit unless you have actual reasons to have it be known

They aren't. I talked in detail about cryptocurrency to two different girls on dates and neither was very interested.

They weren't interested because their brains literally cannot comprehend it

They already don't understand
-money
-investments
-commodities
-hedge against fiat
-"fiat like the car?"
-scarcity
-internet privacy
-freedom

I can keep going but I think I made my point.

get better girls

I know. It's sad too because one of them was cute as fuck and it would have been amazing to make her into my cryptofu
Maybe I can lure her in once I'm a millionaire if she's not a roastie by then

This. Make sure to get one with a feminine penis.

knockoffs dont count

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Some women, not all women, are smarter than even you, user. Until you realize this and you continue to see them as some lower race to be subjugated you will always be unhappy.

they weren't interested because you're not attractive

>when she needs way more confirmation in her chain

Underrated post.

nah, you're just new

only newfags call people new.

What the fuck? Why do you think saying shit like that to me is acceptable?

> ask Tyrone if he would like me to buy any fried chicken, watermelon, or air Jordan's for him. On the tax payers dime of course

FTFY

Somehow /pol/ can turn every story into being about black dicks. It's almost an art form at this point.

>Veeky Forums
>stacy
If she doesn't have a feminine penis I am not interested.

> implying any autistic and ugly NEET virgin can get a cute grill like that

>talking about what you want to talk about on a date
you've already lost

>This whole thread
>mfw

Seriously, Crypto is making cucks becoming rich. Money gives Power and I'm actually afraid seeing cucks getting Power.

>Soon there will be Cuck Laws everyone has to follow

It's not like the people in our time are already degenerated as fuck.

I'm sure I will build a torture chamber as soon as I hit 7 Figures through crypto just for people like you.

Accurate

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ew roasties. need robo-gf plz

>implying I didn't hire a deep web hitman to lynch Tyrone when I caught him coveting my property

Fuck Americans and their cuck fetishes made by jews.
You are so deep on this shit that your promoting this shit for free.
>I-Its just a joke..
You have felt very deep in this trap.

get in with the times euroscum

>Look at me, I'm only cucking because I'm intelligent and intellectual. You can't compete with me!

truly the thinking man's fetish

>Yes user, I am listening.. but I read several articles and they say bitcoin is a bubble and a fraud
>Nice, just bought 100k
>what? you put 100k usd into this? are you insane?
>0.01 bch has been deposited into your account
>what are you talking about?
>stop the FUD, how much does Jihan paying you?
>user, what?
>I bet you get double teamed by Ver and Jihan on the regular
>Y-you're making me uncomfortable
>Who is taking you up the ass during the gangbang, let me guess, it's Jihan uh, while you swallow ver's cock
>user I'm leaving you're freaking me out
>Nocoiner, when will they learn
*back to checking the prices*

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Its just a dip. No crash. No bubble. Continue on to 100k+

>I am supposed to study at Tyrone's in an hour
But our hour is nearly up; I'm not paying you for another.

based Tyrone

maybe you're boring, not the thing you're talking about

>MFW too intellectual to stimulate my wife.
He doesn't look very happy btw. Are there any coins left mining at home?

Lejga Erjavca!