Guys, it's a bubble

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Guys, it's a bubble. A random girl casually caught me looking at cryptowat.ch today and sat down next to me and we started talking about crypto. She bought in for $3000 a month ago and was worried.

Spamalot
Spamalot

we all know it's a fucking bubble.

bitcoin
seriously?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

i call fucking bullshit

A fucking bubble? come on OP nobody fucking believes you. Say whatever you want, but we all know the truth.

You weren't in public and no girl ever sat next to you out of choice.

farquit
farquit

she wants to fuck you moron, go for it

viagrandad
viagrandad

She wanted the D.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Thx for the tip OP selling my coins as we speak

takes2long
takes2long

u talking to a women

nice larp

massdebater
massdebater

implying a girl would voluntarily talk to you

Techpill
Techpill

tfw 3 people at work are wanting to start mining coins
tfw saw 2 more signing up for bittrex
tfw the normies are here

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

implying girls know how to buy crypto

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

they'll leave after the crash

WebTool
WebTool

I put my screen brightness all the way up
open blockfolio while in waiting room
tilt phone towards best looking grill
showy 6 figures in crypto

"You wanna make some fuck?"

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Veeky Forums
outside
talking to a female or anyone
sure dude

eGremlin
eGremlin

You better have gotten digits you cuck.

Nojokur
Nojokur

This.

The crash has nothing to do with the Chinese nor with the JewPMorgan faggot. It's a planned dip created by the neets to scare the normies.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Two construction workers told me they bought litecoins.

Im not even kidding.

Booteefool
Booteefool

normies were here since 2013. now we have a few more, including the degenerate low wage late adopter scum

Spamalot
Spamalot

They'll get out when they notice that piece of shit coin can't break a hunnid

takes2long
takes2long

girl

And then OP woke up

massdebater
massdebater

Yes the normies are here however it's mostly tech and finance industry millenials. When boomers start to buy in, I will be worried. Still a long way to go before Hedge funds and Investment banks start selling to boomers.

iluvmen
iluvmen

They said they bought litecoins because they were cheaper than the other coins.

I asked them if they considered the market cap and they said no.

Evilember
Evilember

should have bought sia coin with this logic

Booteefool
Booteefool

You weren't in public and no girl ever sat next to you out of choice.
this

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Offer them doge and Verge
If their IQ is enough to get them through bittrex

Tell them a 50 buck investment will flip to 15k if they hit 1 dollar. Watch the keks

Evilember
Evilember

a girl (female)?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Yup, this bubble is about to pop

Nojokur
Nojokur

Like you've ever talked to a girl

Supergrass
Supergrass

This desu

massdebater
massdebater

Sex was supposed to happen

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

its a bubble, but this bubble made of steel

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how are you different than her in the scenario?

when did YOU start?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

She smiles and looks back at her phone
Seconds later she flashes her screen at you
a seven figure blockfolio account smiles back at you
Her sister, Chad and Tyrone show up
She hugs them, whispers while pointing at you
They walk away laughing
tfw, you just got outnormied

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

biz
a random girl
Cool story, bro.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Normies have been in this since the first bull run to $2000. If you have friends you already knew this.

Inmate
Inmate

My 13 years old cousin made my uncle buy eth. It's a normie assault and we better get used to it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

She smiles and looks back at her phone
Seconds later she flashes her screen at you
a seven figure blockfolio account smiles back at you
She says "fuck your momma if you want to fuck".
Her sister, Chad and Tyrone show up
She hugs them, whispers while pointing at you
They walk away laughing
tfw, you just got outnormied

TreeEater
TreeEater

A random girl
sat down next to me
we started talking
I don't see a problem here

girlDog
girlDog

that's actually a good idea, I'm going to make my portfolio 10x what it's actually worth so I don't feel ashamed about looking at it in public

massdebater
massdebater

You mean Dash? Or Dogecoin?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Pretty sure it was Dimons daughter

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

That's a dome.

Bidwell
Bidwell

When the bonds market crashes and BTC is hoovering 6 figures boomers will wish they bought in earlier (and they will end up buying at market prices anyway)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

this digital currency thing sure has a nice growth rate of 6% per year on average and is fairly stable
now seems like a good time to buy, a satoshi is only $.10

Techpill
Techpill

Lol. My fucking sides

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

people complaining about more money flowing into crypto, increasing the total marketcap because "normies"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Dummy.

The bubble is just about to form.

eGremlin
eGremlin

This. These are the same idiots who buy at the ATH and call "shitcoin"

Booteefool
Booteefool

nice, just sold it all

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Normies all know about muh crypto but most of them still find it hard to get in

Soft_member
Soft_member

Digibyte

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

low wage scum

pls leave crypto

iluvmen
iluvmen

fratbro investment banker from high school is asking me about bitcoin

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

market cap
pls spoonfeed explanation
what is that

Snarelure
Snarelure

FRACTAL BUBBLE!

Flameblow
Flameblow

fuck off cuck master

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