Guys, it's a bubble. A random girl casually caught me looking at cryptowat...

they'll leave after the crash

>I put my screen brightness all the way up
>open blockfolio while in waiting room
>tilt phone towards best looking grill
>showy 6 figures in crypto

"You wanna make some fuck?"

>Veeky Forums
>outside
>talking to a female or anyone
sure dude

You better have gotten digits you cuck.

This.

The crash has nothing to do with the Chinese nor with the JewPMorgan faggot. It's a planned dip created by the neets to scare the normies.

Two construction workers told me they bought litecoins.

Im not even kidding.

normies were here since 2013. now we have a few more, including the degenerate low wage late adopter scum

They'll get out when they notice that piece of shit coin can't break a hunnid

>girl

And then OP woke up

Yes the normies are here however it's mostly tech and finance industry millenials. When boomers start to buy in, I will be worried. Still a long way to go before Hedge funds and Investment banks start selling to boomers.

They said they bought litecoins because they were cheaper than the other coins.

I asked them if they considered the market cap and they said no.

should have bought sia coin with this logic

>You weren't in public and no girl ever sat next to you out of choice.
this

Offer them doge and Verge
If their IQ is enough to get them through bittrex

Tell them a 50 buck investment will flip to 15k if they hit 1 dollar. Watch the keks

a girl (female)?

Yup, this bubble is about to pop

Like you've ever talked to a girl

This desu

Sex was supposed to happen

its a bubble, but this bubble made of steel

how are you different than her in the scenario?

when did YOU start?

> She smiles and looks back at her phone
> Seconds later she flashes her screen at you
> a seven figure blockfolio account smiles back at you
> Her sister, Chad and Tyrone show up
> She hugs them, whispers while pointing at you
> They walk away laughing
> tfw, you just got outnormied

>biz
>a random girl
Cool story, bro.

Normies have been in this since the first bull run to $2000. If you have friends you already knew this.

My 13 years old cousin made my uncle buy eth. It's a normie assault and we better get used to it.

> She smiles and looks back at her phone
> Seconds later she flashes her screen at you
> a seven figure blockfolio account smiles back at you
> She says "fuck your momma if you want to fuck".
> Her sister, Chad and Tyrone show up
> She hugs them, whispers while pointing at you
> They walk away laughing
> tfw, you just got outnormied

>A random girl
>sat down next to me
>we started talking
I don't see a problem here

...

that's actually a good idea, I'm going to make my portfolio 10x what it's actually worth so I don't feel ashamed about looking at it in public

You mean Dash? Or Dogecoin?

Pretty sure it was Dimons daughter

That's a dome.

...

When the bonds market crashes and BTC is hoovering 6 figures boomers will wish they bought in earlier (and they will end up buying at market prices anyway)

>this digital currency thing sure has a nice growth rate of 6% per year on average and is fairly stable
>now seems like a good time to buy, a satoshi is only $.10

Lol. My fucking sides

>people complaining about more money flowing into crypto, increasing the total marketcap because "normies"

Dummy.

The bubble is just about to form.

This. These are the same idiots who buy at the ATH and call "shitcoin"

nice, just sold it all

Normies all know about muh crypto but most of them still find it hard to get in

Digibyte

>low wage scum

pls leave crypto

>fratbro investment banker from high school is asking me about bitcoin

>market cap
pls spoonfeed explanation
what is that

FRACTAL BUBBLE!

fuck off cuck master