My Company CEO sitting

>My Company CEO sitting
literally right in front of me on the subway.

>Haven't prepared elevator speech?

What do Veeky Forums?

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Improvise you fucking dummy

>Hello (ceo's name)!
>Ever heard of this little thing called Digibyte?
No user, what is it?
>If you buy at least 1k DGB, you'll be part of a massive army.
...
Profit

>this will be small talk in the office once boomers are dead

Get a better haircut for starters, and shave.

Ask him if he's got any bitcoin yet

>he thinks clean shaven is the norm

LMAO

Where are you from?

Slap him in the ass to make yourself more alpha

Nigger op says
>Yo boss promote me or I will call you a racist

CEO caves and promotes the unworthy nigger.

And boss White is like, "you're just the cleaner here, lad"

Afghanistan

so boss, uhh I was wondering if uhh hehe, can I suck your dick in that dirty subway bathroom?

Treat him as an equal. Say how's it going bud? What are you up to today?

>Treat him as an equal. Say how's it going bud? What are you up to today?

This.

>Slap him in the ass
>in the ass
>in

What did he mean by this Veeky Forums

Show him a pic of your dick on your phone.

Recignize him, then accidently mistake him for a new intern.

Does he know you?

See where he lives. Duh

>Hey CEO how are you doing?
I'm doing well thanks.
>haha you too.

Ask him if he wants to see your Bitbeans.

>AYO HOL UP, CEO
Hi user
>*Smacks lips profusely*
>If ya don give raise, ya mama gonna fuck ya in her sleep tonigt

Talk about some diversion, like baseball, and say something positive about what's ahead. If it's going to work, refresh him on what you're up to and how well things are going. Or just be normal and not autisitc.

Tell him you just bought 100k

"Hey aren't you the CEO?"
Why yes, young lad, I am. Pleased to meet you. *Holds out hand*
"Nice. Just bought 100k" *walks away doing the street dance from Spider Man 3*

YOOOOOOO PLUG MY CHANNEL IF YOU CAN TO HIM!!!!!
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No.

And it's a too late now, he got off a while ago and I am at home now. I pussied out. Sorry Veeky Forums

Ask him what he thinks about current military situation in syria and how long it takez assad to win and clean up

give him some ass pennies