ITT we post the objectively best moments in history for humanity

ITT we post the objectively best moments in history for humanity.

Pic related: Europe's finest hour.

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This one is my favourite, and I'm an anti-commie.

>2 watches
Kek

well johan didn't need his anymore.

>and I'm an anti-commie.
sure you are

>entire city in rubble
>oy vey! two watches!
Its a wrist compass by the way

i don't care how much you hate the German, you have to admit this was a long time coming.

>80 years later and Jew STILL mad.
lol

>military wrist compass
>reflective metal finish with a white face
lol ok commie

Best moments in the history of humanity were probably discoveries like fire and antibiotics

I think Dien Bien Phu was much more satisfying, or them signing away French Algeria

>I know, let's set up shop in a valley and lure the Vietnamese in!

Dien Bien Phu was fucking perfect, but losing Paris and collapsing to the Germans in eight weeks was the catalyst to everything that followed.

Confirmed for good taste

This is nothing but disgusting anti-german anti National Socialist propaganda meant to demonize Germany and make them look bad. These aren't pictures to celebrate.

This is an actual Soviet military compass. Did you think a metal one was unrealistic?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Veeky Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" view of a German city after a bombardment, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Veeky Forums posting about a race of people. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

This doesn't look like any of the watches in the picture though, the band of the compass is much thinner

Marshal Zhukov during the Moscow Victory Parade of 1945, the moment when Stalin's insecurity was triggered the most

1 for local time and 1 for Moscow time

One less communist in the world.

Careful with that edge.

I have that exact Soviet military compass. It's like 5cm in diameter, much bigger than the watches that subhuman Russian in the picture stole.

> Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Third Reich

One? Try 175,000.