You wake up tomorrow

>you wake up tomorrow
>BTC Worth $250
>ETH worth $2

How do you react

sell all I have, take every loan I can get and buy BTC

this

this, also eth

...

Close shorts, open longs.

i hope so !i just sold everything major other than 'thanks for coming' shitcoins worth less than 4 BTC

sell nothing.buy more. I dont investing anything I can loose so this is all lunch money anyways.

buy in with as much fiat as I can afford

BUY THE DIP
WHALES ARE ACCUMULATING

i would incorrectly blame the chinese

put all my student loans into BTC

nah i'm just joking i'm not a fucking amerilard who has to pay a quarter million to fucking go to school

seriously how jewed are you

I'm not sure this is what accumulating looks like. Maybe.

sell all my crypto and buy again when it goes back up to $5k
>duh

You're right you just pay for it with taxes your entire life.

Uh ... I mean for free. *rubs hands*

Buy a fuck load if Kraken ever updates my balance. ffs

I buy 200 BTC and 5000 ETH if that's the case.

Didnt sell at 5k 4k 3k 2k 1k and you think im going to sell at 250$ I'd rather set my balls on fire while i jump of a 120th floor building naked while screaming kill all the jews

>he pays taxes
hahahahaha americuck

We're talking about you Ahmed and your (((free))) stuff.

>yurostan reading comprehension

buy 3000 ETH

Actually the roof for BTC is like $800 and for ETH $50.

We don't pay taxes here *rubs hands*

Go to Veeky Forums and laugh at retards.

nice, just bought 100k

>buy 100k eth

tears of joy since i have open short orders

Eth double top, ETH really going to be at 50$ I'm glad I sold all my ETHs at 390$

Mein bizbro :) same with both

buy

cry because I have no fiat left
I spent it all on >$4000 btc

Buy buy buy! ETH ETH ETH

How am I supposed to invest in ethbet by Sunday if all the markets are shot?

BUY

this.
For anyone that's got a brain.

I've been awake for 48 hours and need to sleep. How far can it crash in 3.5 hours?