Someone help please. I'm 35 and I'm a Virgin. That's right I said it, I've never been with a woman before...

Someone help please. I'm 35 and I'm a Virgin. That's right I said it, I've never been with a woman before. It's so hard to get that off my chest. Every time I interact with a woman in the work place I studder and begin to sweat. It usually just leads in me walking away very fast to the nearest washroom so I can catch my breathe.

I work in the real estate sector over in the Vancouver Canada. I work in the credit analyst department and I've been able to work my way up quite high over the past 9 years. I make over $88,000 a year now and I've been saving so hard my entire life. I don't have a license so I take the bus every day to work. I still live at home with my mom and I'm able to save 90% of my paychecks every month.

I discovered cryptocurrency earlier this year when ethereum was at 40$ so I put 7 of my life long years savings on it and was able to sell it for quite a big amount. I eventually would like to be able to have a woman do stuff with me but I have no idea.

Do you really need to have 7 figures to be able to attract the now a day woman? This might sound fucking retarded but I think of women as gods in my mind. I think they're the most amazing thing to ever exist.

At this point im thinking of just getting a hooker and practising talking to a women face to face to improve my studders because every time a woman in the office comes up to me I get heavy pains in my chest and have to excuse my self.

If a fellow user wouldn't mind helping out I would really appreciate it. I hope we can all make it one day.

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kys

Look dude, first start fucking a lot of escorts so you can get over this virginity hump. Then get Veeky Forums

Find an attractive speech therapist.

Get an escort to have sex? Are you insane? I'll get an std you mong.

i agree with this.

iktfb...im 30, am in the same boat, money/career success seems meaningless when you fail at everything else in life, it's so depressing man. Honestly, would have killed myself by now but won't do it because of my parents.

Look dude, a shit ton of wealthy, powerful, busy people waaaaay more important than you fuck escorts all the time. Do you think the economic and political elite all have aids? No, they get high end escorts and wrap up.

If you want quality safe sex you'll have to pay.

>r9k

youre more likey to get an STD from a bar slut than a high end escort/

1. Go to a massage place
2. Get massage and sum fucc
3. Understand that all women are a meme and there is no point. If you have money that's all they'll want you for, cheat on you and divorce you for that seeet sweet alimony. Whores are cheaper in the long run.

> (OP)
>>r9k

Money doesn't mean you'll get a woman. If you do get a woman because of money then it is just that, and will be unfulfilling and probably lead to heartbreak and divorce.

I would second for a high class escort (+$1000) to get over the virgin bump. Take some viagra, get drunk on whiskey, and get it out of your system over a weekend at a high end resort/hotel.

Start doing yoga and light lifting. Find a sexy tradeskill/hobby to impress women with. Find your inner barbarian and show women that you are self sustaining and a gift to womankind.

Also - move the fuck out of your mom's even if it is in to an apartment.

I had success with girls and I have a wife and I have a little daughter. But I don't have success in my career. I am struggling.

So the grass is always greener on the other side I guess.

>girl i've been orbiting at work getting married today
>bought a house
>pretty much already a happy adult despite being so five years younger than me
>dude she is with is like 5'5 90 pound bald geek with no job prospects, she supports him almost completely

why fucking why i am funny good looking tall have a good job and a lot of crypto why is she marrying this cuck instead of me I FUCKING HATE WOMEN REEEEEEEEE

iv been to the massage parlaor a few times but all i got was a tuggjob.
im scared to ask for sex do you think theyll kick me out?

DESU i was that faggot who wasted his education, banged bitches and had some of the best parties.
When they went to college and I was to stupid to join them and joined the military. Not the best trade desu.

Now im 30 struggling with chemistry and calculus.
Still banging bitches tho, so I got that going for me.

This, and that goes for anyone else who hasn't lost their virginity by their early 20s.

You can attract woman with literally $5. It depends on you an the girl, mostly.

I spent $10 on the first date with my wife when I was 17.

OP

It isn't looks, it isn't money. Its confidence. DESU you don't want any sloppy stacy m8. Get fit and go for the top tier smart bitches. 99% of the time there is a hottie out there who is a virgin like you. You need confidence man, and it starts by working out. What you lack is testosterone.

I don't work out, but I also reek of over confidence. Hormones are real, learn that if don't take every advantage in life, not just the coincity rocket, in everything, you'll be irrelevant.

Sorry to hear that bro, when I met my wife she was engaged to a similar sounding cuck. We were both in serious relationships, but fortunately we were both unhappy and dropped our bags and invested in to each other.
d'awwwwww

& you'll get turned down 90% of the time, that what makes winning the 10% of the time so fucking good.

Step 1) MOVE OUT INTO YOUR OWN PLACE
Step 2) Download Tinder
Step 3) Talk to a couple girls
Step 4) Go on a couple dates
Step 5) Pick the ugliest one and fuck her, ignore other girls
Step 6) Now pick one of the uglier ones previously ignored and start talking to her
Step 7) Fuck her
Step 8) Keep going down the chain until you end back at the first one and then do it over again
Step 9) Add new girls to cycle
Step 10) Get bored and now find someone to settle down with

Why don't you just get a whore I mean this is not complicated dude.

Easiest way to get laid is simply to get a girlfriend, or pay for an escort. Literally any guy can do this, even if you are ugly. Just requires patience

shes not a mind reader, you weren't forward enough with her

>At this point im thinking of just getting a hooker and practising talking to a women face to face
Do this. Sometimes i pay prostitutes to fuck for only 10 minutes and then just talk with them to practice conversation with women

Man I'm a 21 years old fag living in third world and even if I'm not rich I do get pussy and sometimes very hot ones like models and shit. My only issue with women now is that because I know I can and how to get chicks I lost 75% of interest on them because I enjoy much more doing money than getting pussy. So if you want an opinion ask without problem I would try to be honest and wont ask for tip's

You should first stop watching porn and deluding yourself into thinking you deserve a 6 or a 7. You probably deserve a 3-4.
Talk to girls that you have no sexual interest in. Start to find your value in the sexual market place.
Have sex with one of these girls. Find out what that's like. Start working on building up from there.
Eventually with time and work you may qualify for a 5 with a good personality.
You'll discover that sex is nice but after a few months, if your relationship is built only on sex you will lose interest and want to kill yourself or leave. But you should learn this lesson irl and not just read about it.
Good luck.
PS: Remember learning to have a relationship short or long term is just like everything else. Start at the "Hello World" of girls and build from there.

I fuck for 10-15 mins whatever it is. Then I get out of there asap. They are in the business for money and women are the best liars and story tellers. The longer you hang around with them the more likely they are going to sweet talk and sob story their way to asking for money.

Also you can get stds from bareback blow jobs. But there are pills that make it go away forever. It's not a big deal. Just make sure you cover up before you fuck her.

Practice talking to girls on interpals. It takes time, but it will work. It worked for me.

But you won't, because you're a lazy fuck. Laziness is your problem OP.

This. It can't be stressed enough. Find a lat girl that has her own place on a dating site. Go out for a few drinks. At the end of the night if things have been decent, try to make out with her. If she melts into horny bitch mode, then go back to her place, ignore everything telling you not to fuck her, and fuck her. I promise you, even Chad's have fucked fat girls. It's not really a big deal.

>35
>Makes over 80k
> lives with mom


Dude unless your mother has some sort of ailment and you are looking after her, move out.

It's great that you managed to save and build up a good financial foundation for yourself, but when are you going to spread your wings and fly? You aren't getting any younger.

With the amount you have saved you could easily get a nice ass apartment downtown and that alone will open up so many avenues with regards to your social life. Just expand on your social circles and force yourself to leave your comfort zone. You don't need money to get girls you just need a little bit of confidence. You've developed a lifetime of bad habits that lead you to shelter and withdraw yourself from uncomfortable situations, making you weak and undesirable.

Everything you do from now on needs to be done with conviction. It will be hard and take a lot of reflection/awareness, but your problem most certainly isn't money OP. It's internal. Face it, and embrace it