Hello
I would like to have James Dimon from up Morgan murdered. Most murder for hire dark web sites are honeypots. Does anyone want to pool their bitcoin and find a real hit for hire solution to have this Filthy scumbag murdered and wiped off the planet? If we can't get to him we could always kill his family and children. Let me know.
Let's have James Dimon murdered
David Perry
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Kevin Smith
No.
Colton Collins
No. You're fucking retarded and now you're on a list.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Xavier Green
Shut up newfag, bad for Veeky Forumsness
Gavin Cruz
Reported.
Brayden Jones
>Getting mad because some dude you never met said mean things about your Internet funny money
Seek mental help
Owen Green
this is why we can't have nice things
Ethan Phillips
I thought much the same thing. It genuinely baffles me how fucking dumb some people are.
Alexander Phillips
Nice try Jamie.
Ethan Powell
Attn: Faggots
This board is satire.
Chase Jackson
...
Hudson Adams
>Being mad at Jamie for giving you the chance buy cheap Bitcoin
wow
Dominic Morgan
It's not worth it man. We've all been guilty of fudding crypto when we want to get a better entry/short.
Alexander Martin
downvoted
Ryder Perez
I think it's more because his company bought a bunch of bitcoin a few days after his remarks.
Isaiah Ortiz
FBI doesn't give a shit about satire unfortunately
Aaron Long
I'd rather see him get a pie in tghe face.
Ethan Richardson
FBI doesn't give a shit about Saturday night shitposting, fortunately.
Lucas Morgan
the government has to waste money somehow, man
Carson Nelson
plenty of other ways than Veeky Forums, dude.
point me to one single news story originating in the united states of america where the FBI pressed charges or investigated an user. /biz is quite tame compared to the others. OP is alright, stop being gay and thinking OP means anything.
Jack Barnes
How about we start murdercoin, a cryptocurrency backed by murder. 1 coin = entitlement to 1 hit monthly, 10 coins = 1 high profile hit monthly
Samuel Reed
ahh, that's where you're wrong my friend
Easton Rogers
yes i agree fellow sovereign citizen lets meet to discuss our plan in a secure location (fbi headquarters?)
Oliver Collins
Because nobody wants to murder anybody you fucking mong
Lucas Rogers
prove it to me, buttboy.
gimme dat headline:
user posts death threat on satire board, FBI diverts multiple $100K/yr agents to investigate and send him to the rickety ole' jailhouse.
onion.com?
Jayden Martin
They might not want to murder anybody but they'll definitely want those gains when murdercoin goes to the moon
Ayden Jackson
Lmao hope you posted this thru tor dumbass
Lucas Adams
edgy.
Brody Jackson
nbcnews.com
Take a look and see the exact face I am making at this instant
Robert Sullivan
Nope. Don't change the goal posts.
Condition required to be met:
"user posts death threat on satire board, FBI diverts multiple $100K/yr agents to investigate and send him to the rickety ole' jailhouse. "
Condition not met.
John Torres
The joke is that I'm laughing at you. You didn't open the link!
Blake Johnson
The way to do this the (somewhat) legal way is decentralized prediction markets (btw. Has somebody heard of fucking Augur recently?? It was shilled as the original ETH project, but not much has come out of it)
Make a prediction like:
Person XYZ will survive the next 6 months.
Now all you have to do is wait and let the money and odds pile up. At some point there will be thousands of BTC betting on that the person will be fine which represent a very high reward if something happens to said person. This creates a very high incentive for people to influence the outcome of the prediction.
Zachary Powell
I did, I swear yeah, I saw that dude. Nice. Ok, fun times.
Get your FAP COIN
Grayson Scott
Make a death threat to a public figure, then I'll report you to the FBI and you can see if they show up or not.
Lucas Gutierrez
Reported
Kevin Collins
Aww man don't get so serious. This is a satire board!
Michael Reyes
the FBI have been lurking since 2015